So the spa on Colonnade posted some really nice pics and I decided that it could be faintly possible that the girls available just might look like the one that most attracted me. So I decided that despite my misgivings about that spa and my doubts about the pictures on Backpage, I would give the spa a try. Besides, my business about town had me close to Colonnade, so earlier this week I was off for a visit.
I rang the door and was met by Mimi, a late 20's or early 30's woman with a really nice body, nice smile and looking good in her very skimpy outfit. I started to think that things could be good. I paid the 30-minute door fee and off I went for a shower. Once all clean, I lay down on the very wide massage table (nice!) and the massage started. Things went well, with a mediocre massage, but it was OK as I was there for the fun part anyway and only had 30 mins available to me. Before too long, Mimi asked me if i wanted more and like usual, I tried to get her to tell me what was on the menu. She gave me a couple of options and the top of the line option was to be 200 extra. "No way 200" I said, that is way to high. She assured me that this is the going rate in Ottawa. So I let her know that this was not my first rodeo and that I was used to paying about 80 or 90 for top of the line service. She pushed back. Finally, when I was ready to just up and leave, she relented and went down to 120. I told her my max was 100 and she reluctantly agreed. Crazy situation for sure.
By now I was somewhat distracted by the negotiating (which I do not like doing with an MP or SP, and rarely do so) but managed to settle down for some fun. Since Mimi has such a nice body, this was not too difficult to do. Of course, Mimi was not into providing great service after the negotiating (and perhaps might not have done so even at 200). But we continued until the climax event and then she quickly cleaned up the area. Oh yes, I forgot to mention, after the massage and before the fun part, despite the fact that I had just had a very good shower and was clean as a whistle, Mimi made sure I was 100% sanitized and used alcohol wipes to carefully clean off my fingers and nether regions. Very well. Actually, very very very well. No chance of contamination here.
So will I go back? I think not. I had to deal with a grossly unrealistic ask for the donation and with negotiating, the service was far from spectacular (but the fun part was not bad actually), the pre-fun clean up was way too distracting, and overall the time was too short. At the Colonnade spa, 30 mins actually equals 20 mins. And, I suspect that even if I had been received by another attendant, the overall experience would have been about equal. Great shower though, clean, big, and lots of hot water!
I rang the door and was met by Mimi, a late 20's or early 30's woman with a really nice body, nice smile and looking good in her very skimpy outfit. I started to think that things could be good. I paid the 30-minute door fee and off I went for a shower. Once all clean, I lay down on the very wide massage table (nice!) and the massage started. Things went well, with a mediocre massage, but it was OK as I was there for the fun part anyway and only had 30 mins available to me. Before too long, Mimi asked me if i wanted more and like usual, I tried to get her to tell me what was on the menu. She gave me a couple of options and the top of the line option was to be 200 extra. "No way 200" I said, that is way to high. She assured me that this is the going rate in Ottawa. So I let her know that this was not my first rodeo and that I was used to paying about 80 or 90 for top of the line service. She pushed back. Finally, when I was ready to just up and leave, she relented and went down to 120. I told her my max was 100 and she reluctantly agreed. Crazy situation for sure.
By now I was somewhat distracted by the negotiating (which I do not like doing with an MP or SP, and rarely do so) but managed to settle down for some fun. Since Mimi has such a nice body, this was not too difficult to do. Of course, Mimi was not into providing great service after the negotiating (and perhaps might not have done so even at 200). But we continued until the climax event and then she quickly cleaned up the area. Oh yes, I forgot to mention, after the massage and before the fun part, despite the fact that I had just had a very good shower and was clean as a whistle, Mimi made sure I was 100% sanitized and used alcohol wipes to carefully clean off my fingers and nether regions. Very well. Actually, very very very well. No chance of contamination here.
So will I go back? I think not. I had to deal with a grossly unrealistic ask for the donation and with negotiating, the service was far from spectacular (but the fun part was not bad actually), the pre-fun clean up was way too distracting, and overall the time was too short. At the Colonnade spa, 30 mins actually equals 20 mins. And, I suspect that even if I had been received by another attendant, the overall experience would have been about equal. Great shower though, clean, big, and lots of hot water!
