The black piece of ass in the front row of the Neil Gorsuch hearings

Baller Time · Mar 29, 2017

This is meant to be read with a southern accent (Savannah)

Due to my predilection for the forbidden fruits of the negro woman, I could not avert my intense attention from this beautiful black cherry cola. Much to my surprise I learned she was an aide to Mitch McConnell, and now part of the trump administration as a congressional liason....liasing her beautiful big brown chocolate milk juggs all over DC. I present to you Mary Elizabeth Taylor.

I cannot argue that right wing women like this blow the dems away. Definitely fine dining

http://heavy.com/news/2017/03/mary-...s-woman-sitting-behind-neil-gorsuch-hearings/

http://www.insideedition.com/headli...-media-loses-it-over-woman-at-gorsuch-hearing

Aardvark154 · Mar 29, 2017

Perhaps you didn't mean it this way - so if that is the case, be aware that the above post comes across as patronizing and racist.

slowandeasy · Mar 29, 2017

Aardvark154 said:
Perhaps you didn't mean it this way - so if that is the case, be aware that the above post comes across as patronizing and racist.

I think he was making some sort of parody or making some sort of joke.

yung_dood · Mar 30, 2017

slowandeasy said:
I think he was making some sort of parody or making some sort of joke.

He's not funny though..

slowandeasy · Mar 30, 2017

yung_dood said:
He's not funny though..

But he thinks he is, and thats all that really matters.

oldjones · Mar 30, 2017

The audience's opinion matters at least equally, if not more so. I doubt he'd have headlined any '… white piece of ass' that way. I too thought the OP was an attempt at avoiding really bad taste through humour. Humour that unfortunately didn't find a seat in my boat. But we all wind up in that sort of water from time to time.

More regrettable is the herd mentality that it evidences, as TERB becomes another roosting-place for yet another non-story flying around.

If it belongs at all, it should be in the Lounge.

Aardvark154 · Mar 30, 2017

After sleeping on it, I'm sorry but I believe misogynistic is an appropriate addition to my comment on the original post. It wasn't a wow she's a beautiful and intelligent woman post. Using terms such as "forbidden fruits of the negro woman," "beautiful black cherry cola" and "big brown chocolate milk juggs," in a faux Georgia accent are not what one would say to an SP or any other woman and not expect to be asked to leave and not return.

Insidious Von · Mar 30, 2017

Lovely lady, satire is difficult to pull off. The op was brave in the attempt.

...was Kellyanne Conway wearing underwear when all those bros were in The Oval Office?

slowandeasy · Mar 30, 2017

Insidious Von said:
Lovely lady, satire is difficult to pull off. The op was brave in the attempt.

...was Kellyanne Conway wearing underwear when all those bros were in The Oval Office?

I agree that Baller was brave |(crazy) for trying. Much respect to you Baller.
off color jokes are hard to get white (i mean right). . .. Probably one of those jokes that sounded really funny in Baller's head, but not so funny when when put on paper.
:fish: Sorry Baller, have to do it to you. I score it:

Effort: A
Delivery: D

LOL.. Now that you mention it, I think that Kellyanne would provide PSE service.

Baller Time · Mar 30, 2017

(Again in my southern accent (this time from Charleston)

Well well well well, it seems that my post has cause a ruckus! Many accusations thrown around like martini's on the 4th of July. I will answer these in due course

1. Racist - Perhaps you object to my use of the word negro? And chocolate milk jugg? I don't think I'm racist but like oldjones said its not my opinion that matters to the audience. And conversely your opinion that I'm a racist means nothing to me. I like the looks of the "black piece of ass" because I like black women, along with white and some asian women. If you're offended with the term negro and chocolate milk juggs I will refrain from using those terms. I'm apathetic but reasonable

2. Misogynist - In terms of my opinions GUILTY! In terms of my treatment of the fairer sex innocent. Its part of my liberal guilt but here I could give a fuck.

3. Not funny - Again that's in the eye of the beholder, but then again sometimes I get carried away with my "meds" for "glaucoma" But I will perservere! (sarcasm)

4. Non Story - yes this does belong in the lounge and I will ask that it be moved there in a pm to Admin. I agree that this is a non story and moving it to the lounge will let it "die down" Please let me know which admin is most responsive cuz other than Fredzed I don't know any. Is Goober still around?

Now as I settle in at home, I will unleash the biggest ego trip attacks on some of you in the trump, Flynn and Nunes threads.

PS Excluding oldjones and IV you can all suckle on my apple bag

oldjones · Mar 31, 2017

'Well said' might be overstating it a bit, but you did show you heard good and returned service in good spirits. It's a very fraught topic for a Pooners Board. See you in the Lounge.

PS: Not that I want them, but I don't see why I should be excluded from bag privileges.

onthebottom · Mar 31, 2017

Either it's a comedy fail or he is marveling at the exsistance of a black Republican. Both are clueless.

Baller Time · Mar 31, 2017

onthebottom said:
Either it's a comedy fail or he is marveling at the exsistance of a black Republican. Both are clueless.

You know, you might be right. What I could really go for, other than a nice piece of African American ass, is one of those fake insinuations you make of your wealth.

Aardvark154 · Mar 31, 2017

onthebottom said:
Either it's a comedy fail or he is marveling at the existence of a black Republican. Both are clueless.

It says something I'm not sure whether: what fantastic tolerance or wow what tone deafness that TERB has kept this post up.

Baller Time · Mar 31, 2017

I really enjoy the blaxploitation movies of Pam Grier. Coffy , Friday Foster and Black Mamma - White Mamma. Call the ACLU!!!!

Baller Time · Mar 31, 2017

Ok is this a pro-Gorsuch commercial, or a pro Elizabeth Mary Taylor commercial. Looks like I'm not the only one that she gets all boned up.

https://vimeo.com/211022453

Aardvark154 · Mar 31, 2017

Baller Time said:
Ok is this a pro-Gorsuch commercial, or a pro Elizabeth Mary Taylor commercial. Looks like I'm not the only one that she gets all boned up.

https://vimeo.com/211022453

It is how you say it. Not what you are saying.

onthebottom · Apr 1, 2017

Baller Time said:
You know, you might be right. What I could really go for, other than a nice piece of African American ass, is one of those fake insinuations you make of your wealth.

WTF, are you projecting?

Baller Time · Apr 1, 2017

onthebottom said:
WTF, are you projecting?

I don't think I've ever made insinuations/comments on wealth fake or genuine....unlike yourself of course.

Aardvark154 · Apr 1, 2017

I see a bad moon rising, I see trouble on the way.

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