Ya. And wipes can have that clinical kind of smell and taste to it. Guaranteed wipe down.
Nobody getting out from a fresh shower smells/tastes like that.
clients and SPs, what are some of your pet peeves during sessions?
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Nobody getting out from a fresh shower smells/tastes like that.
I hate when new SP’s count the money in front of you and she double checks two or three times. And she doesn’t even count the tip that I put in beforehand. Why don’t they count the tip or say anything ? Acting dumb ??
There is a corollary to this - SPs that put the money away immediately before the session begins - usually (through my personal experience) a sign of a bad session to be had. All of my favourites to date have never put the money away till I am done and in the shower or after I leave. Unfortuntely all of these fine sexy girls have retired...
It’s called class or respect. Agency girls should count the money whilst we are in the shower. Indy’s I have found will trust you since you’ve communicated prior and gotten to know them.
They’re smart enough to know or count when you’re not looking.
Once somebody counts in front of you then it says so much about them that I would not repeat unless there was an exceptional reason for it.
The good service SPs from Backpage that I have "met" did not touch the money even on my first visit
I do outcall only and out of all the times I've called over an SP, maybe only 10% of the time, they make a bee line for the envelope and count the money. The other 90%, we have fun and she grabs the envelope at the end and walks out. And I guess they trust me 
because when they grab it and go they don't even bother counting it first before leaving.
If some of you guys are experiencing most SPs are focusing on the money before having fun, there's probably something they don't trust about you.
because when they grab it and go they don't even bother counting it first before leaving.If some of you guys are experiencing most SPs are focusing on the money before having fun, there's probably something they don't trust about you.
I always will ensure that I put the money on a table in plain sight fanned out so that my gal can see that it is all there and does not leave anybody in an uncomfortable or stressful situation. There are a lot of bad dudes out there who give everybody else a bad rep...you should not have to ask for the donation at any visit, initial or repeat ones.
I have experienced most of these at one time or another, some from the same provider. I once saw a known provider who delayed my appointment by 15 min. After showering a 10 min conversation and I eventually had to just go ahead and make a move (10 min is way too long in a 1 hour appointment). I rubbed her below and she came in 20s. After this that area was off limits for a while due to sensitivity. I also decided to forgo Daty after taking a quick whiff of my finger...
I've experienced used soap bars (and nothing else available - I bring a backup for this), no towels, insufficient bodywash. I've smelled BO (and the lady said she showered recently), visible hair on the face (i.e. moustache), dirty feet, bad breath. I've walked into a room in a non-smoking hotel only to see the girl lighting up. Same girl also takes a phonecall mid-appointment, argues with the other person, starts crying and proceeds to be depressed for the remainder of the appointment.
I put my phone on silent. Ladies, I think it's reasonable for you to do the same.
I think every provider should count the money but be discreet (like when I'm in the shower). I think you are correct - if she's doing it in the open and the money is gone, bad sign. IMO the money should remain in view in case the appointment goes south early and I think leaving is the best course of action for all (e.g. if suddenly X is not available but was when booking or a clear bad attitude emerges). Of course, chances are if I'm leaving early, the lady is probably not going to be polite enough to refund it willingly so I prefer to have the money in plain view. I'd rather avoid the hassle or argument if she decides to keep it (most professionals wouldn't - then again, I probably wouldn't be walking with these ladies anyway). Honestly, in the couple of cases where I probably should have walked, I ended up just being patient and sticking around hoping the situation would improve.
I tend to write something humorous/clever to the courtesan so I actually ask them to open the envelope!
This is ridiculous I am sorry to hear this. I just leave the donation - no envelope on the table/counter top before i hit the shower. It really can’t be that tough to get right!
I do the same particularly if it is a first visit because, as CE stated, you don't want the lady dealing with intrusive thoughts regarding whether you'll fulfill your obligation ....which ultimately makes your session a bit less than it could have been. So usually within the first 30 seconds of greeting the envelope is out and she can see it...then the shower which gives her a chance to discreetly count it if she wants to. Remember she doesn't know you from Jack squat....make sure you do things that give her confidence that you're a good client...
In defense of the newbs since I'm sorta still am one my self, yep you might have to remind us some times but don't feel bad about it at all! I can't speak for everyone else but there is definitely a "deer in the headlights" moment when seeing you ladies. Actually one time not too long ago I almost walked out without paying. I would have of course came back and settled up but I get how it happens. Awesome greeting at the door, session blows your mind, then a farewell kiss... my head is in fantasy land not reality. I had my hand on the door knob to leave before I clued in, I think she may have been mentioning something too but I was too distracted by my own embarrassment at that point. Next appointment I made sure that didn't happen and even set an alert on my phone to remind me in case I got "distracted" again.
-walking to the bedroom basically without me and far in front. I hate when strippers do this as well when walking to the VIP area, they don't even bother faming caring about you
-getting undressed unceremoniously before the shower together. Seems rather unclimatic
-NOT PUTTING HER CELLPHONE ON SILENT
-talking about religion, politics, or anything depressing from the news before a sesh or even after
-getting undressed unceremoniously before the shower together. Seems rather unclimatic
-NOT PUTTING HER CELLPHONE ON SILENT
-talking about religion, politics, or anything depressing from the news before a sesh or even after
Nonsensical discussion topics
Astrology - "what's your sign?"
Nutrition and natural health "You should try this all-natural XXXXX 4 times a day"
Nasty boils/sores/cuts you currently have
Some ladies are willing to listen to my problems so I have no issue listening to theirs. However with some girls they only talk, it's all about them and their problems and it turns into a therapy session for them. All I'm now thinking is how much she should be paying me for the therapy.
And yes, I've had a cat jump onto the bed mid appointment without warning or knowledge of its existence prior to that moment. I don't mind travel companions but they should be quiet (Some dogs aren't) and either in a cage or on a leash so I'm not attacked. And some pets smell up a place so take care of any odours prior.
Astrology - "what's your sign?"
Nutrition and natural health "You should try this all-natural XXXXX 4 times a day"
Nasty boils/sores/cuts you currently have
Some ladies are willing to listen to my problems so I have no issue listening to theirs. However with some girls they only talk, it's all about them and their problems and it turns into a therapy session for them. All I'm now thinking is how much she should be paying me for the therapy.
And yes, I've had a cat jump onto the bed mid appointment without warning or knowledge of its existence prior to that moment. I don't mind travel companions but they should be quiet (Some dogs aren't) and either in a cage or on a leash so I'm not attacked. And some pets smell up a place so take care of any odours prior.
There are posts, threads and tweets about this directly.
About how it is important to hand the money directly to the provider so she knows who is paying her and therefore who is in control. I wish I could find the most recent write up about this. This guy went on and on about the power dynamic and how men need to hand the money direct, make her count out each bill, lower amount bills are even better to make her count out more.
Some people are seriously twisted.
So I take it that rolls and rolls of nickels, dimes, and quarters aren't appreciated? lol
I am all too happy when a bank gives me the option to choose bills - I go for the biggest. Easy to count for me and her. Simple. Rate is $300 - 3 $100 bills. Smaller bills can result in errors, some in my favor, some in hers.
I am all too happy when a bank gives me the option to choose bills - I go for the biggest. Easy to count for me and her. Simple. Rate is $300 - 3 $100 bills. Smaller bills can result in errors, some in my favor, some in hers.
