clients and SPs, what are some of your pet peeves during sessions?

sempel said:

So I take it that rolls and rolls of nickels, dimes, and quarters aren't appreciated? lol

I am all too happy when a bank gives me the option to choose bills - I go for the biggest. Easy to count for me and her. Simple. Rate is $300 - 3 $100 bills. Smaller bills can result in errors, some in my favor, some in hers.

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I can't comment for the other ladies you book but since I have declined you as a client - there is no point in asking. Joke or not.

And since my private email didn't give you the hint and since being banned and being asked by CE not to be quoted by you didn't work either - I am going to ask directly - can you please put me on ignore? This way you may refrain from quoting me as well. We have nothing to say to each other privately or publicly. Thanks.

Don't worry. You are on ignore now as well. Just needed to make sure you were told as clear as day that I want no communication with you directly, indirectly, quoted, sky-written. The whole nine.

I know respecting other people's boundaries and limits is a difficult task for you but please try. I mean really seems rather silly and pointless to continue to try and speak to people who want obsolutely nothing to do with you. Even worse when you book someone who has said they don't want to see you too. I would certainly add that to my list of pet peeves but that is for someone else to address. In the meantime, as I and others have asked, please just leave us alone. If you think of yourself as a true gentleman at all, you will stop. Let's be real, there is no need to quote someone in a forum, unless you are trying to engage with them. Points can be made in gerneal without the quote feature. Just sayin'.

That is my final word to you. Ignore feature here I come baby!!!

Pet Peeve - Being told I'm on ignore but still getting replies to comments. For those who read this, please realize how a forum works and I don't care if the people I'm quoting read something and/or respond to it. I'm just quoting them as a reference to make a comment. But for some reason some people don't get it.

sempel said:

Pet Peeve - Being told I'm on ignore but still getting replies to comments. For those who read this, please realize how a forum works and I don't care if the people I'm quoting read something and/or respond to it. I'm just quoting them as a reference to make a comment. But for some reason some people don't get it.

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If you quote someone then they should be able to reply. I'm guessing the ignore feature gets by-passed when being quoted which technically means they can reply.

Just paraphrase next time and the system might actually keep the ignore on.

asuran said:

If you quote someone then they should be able to reply. I'm guessing the ignore feature gets by-passed when being quoted which technically means they can reply.



Just paraphrase next time and the system might actually keep the ignore on.

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The ignore feature does not work in cases like your post here. You quoted him, so now that I have put him on ignore, I can't see the post of his but I read it anyway because you quoted it. If he is not quoted, I can't read unless I choose to. Even if he continues to quote me. So that is some comfort.

Point is, when someone asks to be left alone by you - you should respect that. There are plenty on this board that I don't communicate with and I don't have to have them on ignore to avoid their posts.

Forums are open to everyone to post, and everyone has a right to post but we are in control of ourselves and should be able to hold ourselves to a certain regard. I may have the right to post but doesn't mean I should. I know that. Most self respecting adults know that. It is not hard. At least I don't think it is. Clearly others will disagree. But if you don't quote him, then I don't have to read it.

asuran said:

If you quote someone then they should be able to reply. I'm guessing the ignore feature gets by-passed when being quoted which technically means they can reply.

Just paraphrase next time and the system might actually keep the ignore on.

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quoting someone doesn't change the ignore feature. It simply lists the person, says you have them on ignore and you can choose to view the comment or not. I'm sure a couple of people have me on ignore and they haven't had issues, not that it matters. But I find it laughable when someone says I'm on ignore but still reads things and then responds. I also find it laughable EVERY TIME anyone whines about being quoted as if they have no concept of how a forum works, as if they have to respond, and if the response was directed at them and only them.

And to your point, if person A quotes person B, person B should and can reply. That is their choice. But don't whine and pout about it like you were forced to or had to. And don't whine about it if it's fairly clear person A wasn't asking for a reply, just using person B's point to make a further point.

I made a joke - it was clearly a joke - and it warranted no reply. The rest of the comment was just saying what I think about using larger bills. As if that also needed a response - it didn't either. Problem is people will see what they want, read what they want, do what they want, and then claim a whole bunch of crap as their reasoning.

I think I'm pretty clear when I'm asking a person I'm quoting for a direct response or not. If people think every re-quote is a direct response to them, hoping to elicit a reply, then they are paranoid. Perhaps I need to put in a line every so often "This is not a direct reply to you and you do not need to reply back". Sorry if I thought this was fairly obvious most of the time.

Back to pet peeves, I hate showing up on time, having made it clear I'm X min out after getting questions like "Are you close" only to get there and have to wait. Who TF asks if you are close but isn't ready themselves?

I also hate fake compliments that are just showered and layered on. I don't need to be told every few minutes I am the man, I'm handsome, etc. I like the occasional compliment but if it comes off as brown-nosing, please stop.

Charlotte.Edwards said:

Makes sense.

What I really like about gents setting the money out in advance then showering is that both of our hands are clean... nothing freaks me out more than someone touching dirty knobs and money and then saying they don't need a shower and try to proceed to lick their fingers and stick them inside me when they have germy hands. God only knows what was on the door knobs, elevator buttons and the money they just touched and few men actually scrub their nails or tongue! lol #perspective

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Yes!!! Another peeve (well, maybe preference)....upon arrival I don't touch the lady maybe an 'almost' hug and perfunctory cheek smooch (always bring little bottle of mouthwash and never eat before a visit) only, but none of my hands touching her....If the first visit I explain it light heartedly by saying something like 'sorry trying to keep my mitts off your loveliness until I can scrub up here and get the UK off my body' (if I was coming in from Heathrow, etc.). Or 'don't want to defile your loveliness w my UP train grubby hands..' ....stuff like that. On more than one occasion a lady has said how much she appreciated that 'thoughtfulness'. (Ps missed you by a few hours in Paddington in november...)

Hate when sps try and rush you to finish early only to 'chat' with you and waste more time. I paid for it so I don't want to to have to be rude and insist we get back to business asap!

Condom on before hard. “Did you cum yet?” After 30s. Those are total mood killers.

asuran said:

If you quote someone then they should be able to reply. I'm guessing the ignore feature gets by-passed when being quoted which technically means they can reply.

Just paraphrase next time and the system might actually keep the ignore on.

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I have had a certain someone on ignore and lo and behold, my post is responded to by that individual. So I am not totally sure what the ignore feature really does except that I don't have to read so many asinine posts on so many threads. Mind you, as I have been told by many, I shouldn't even be on Terb

And I just want to say this, I am really sorry to a certain person for something I posted. Totally childish and will never happen again.

Here's another pet peeve.

Booked for hour, have some fun, and round 1 is done. Go to the bathroom to wash up, come back and she's already half dressed and ready to make her way to the door even though there's time left.

So much for round 2.

Repeat? Nope.

Sribkc said:

Hate when sps try and rush you to finish early only to 'chat' with you and waste more time. I paid for it so I don't want to to have to be rude and insist we get back to business asap!

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I had this happen once or twice. I've also had an SP launch into a long conversation between shots. So I try and make it very clear beforehand that if she needs a break, no problem. But I don't so please don't cease action on my behalf. There's plenty of kissing, rubbing, and other activities that can be done that allow other areas to recover.

massman said:

Condom on before hard. “Did you cum yet?” After 30s. Those are total mood killers.

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This, plus the comments about rushing and the like make me think quality over quantity is the best approach to maximize enjoyment. (For her as well, which also enhances the experience) Each guy here has their own MO but for me, I would MUCH rather prefer to set aside 2 or 3 hrs with a lady to avoid all of these horror stories which I've fortunately never encountered. I make a decent income but nothing crazy. Two or three of these extended dates a month work for me; we have an amazing, unrushed, relaxed time together and it allows for a much greater overall experience IMO.

#1 pet peeve that trumps everything here:

PAYING FOR IT!

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lexicon4u said:

#1 pet peeve that trumps everything here:

PAYING FOR IT!

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But there is a reason why you are PAYING FOR IT!

Because what you are supposedly getting for free, doesn't come close to what you are getting when you pay for it. Otherwise, why are you paying for it if you can exoerience the same or better for free? Exactly. Money well spent.

brewwguy said:

In defense of the newbs since I'm sorta still am one my self, yep you might have to remind us some times but don't feel bad about it at all! I can't speak for everyone else but there is definitely a "deer in the headlights" moment when seeing you ladies. Actually one time not too long ago I almost walked out without paying. I would have of course came back and settled up but I get how it happens. Awesome greeting at the door, session blows your mind, then a farewell kiss... my head is in fantasy land not reality. I had my hand on the door knob to leave before I clued in, I think she may have been mentioning something too but I was too distracted by my own embarrassment at that point. Next appointment I made sure that didn't happen and even set an alert on my phone to remind me in case I got "distracted" again.

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I like the phone alert idea. I do love when an enthusiastic girl starts seducing you as soon as you get in the door. Especially if it’s someone you’ve seen a few times before. This usually will lead to distracting me from my usual routine of leaving donation (precounted) on the dresser and saying “this is for you” before proceeding. I’ve had a couple sessions where we both forgot about the $. I usually remembered as my hand was on the doorknob, but once actually left and didn’t realize till I got to the car! Texted her back immediately and when I got back to her place we had a nice laugh about it.

On my second appointment with an escort who was perfectly clean the first time, I could smell the deadly odour as soon as she took off her panties. I could not even think about having sex for a few weeks after that. How is that for a pet peeve?

not sure if its been mentioned and I'm not going thru 6 pages to see..(yup I'm lazy sometimes)
FINGERNAILS!!!!
Why the fuck do some of you ladies have fucking sharpened weapons on the end of your fingers???
some have tallons FFS!!
when I'm pleasing her she grabs my ears/head to hold me there...and digs in!
i dont mind a little pain..(it arouses me) but fuck me I draw the line at drawing blood!...I gotta explain that
when we're hot and heavy during Mish and she's heading for the finish line grabbing my ass and squeezing my cheeks leaves me with 10 half moon marks on my ass some of which have broken the skin!!!!...again I gotta explain that...especially when the S/O and I are enjoying a SF2..and she see them.

thumper18474 said:

not sure if its been mentioned and I'm not going thru 6 pages to see..(yup I'm lazy sometimes)
FINGERNAILS!!!!
Why the fuck do some of you ladies have fucking sharpened weapons on the end of your fingers???
some have tallons FFS!!
when I'm pleasing her she grabs my ears/head to hold me there...and digs in!
i dont mind a little pain..(it arouses me) but fuck me I draw the line at drawing blood!...I gotta explain that
when we're hot and heavy during Mish and she's heading for the finish line grabbing my ass and squeezing my cheeks leaves me with 10 half moon marks on my ass some of which have broken the skin!!!!...again I gotta explain that...especially when the S/O and I are enjoying a SF2..and she see them.

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I love fingernails! A good manicure is sexy. And use them! But I'm definitely with you on leaving marks and drawing blood. That's too far.

I personally don't really like nipple play. Mine are not off-limits but it's honestly a waste of time and even can be irritating. So I make this clear prior.

I also have NO IDEA why some women think it's ok to blow cool air on the little guy. I gather they think it's sexy but it really isn't and honestly it's not nice feeling a cold draft down below.

I also like nice nails, and toes too.
Most girls are really good with them if they’re experienced and used to having long nails. Don’t usually have a problem.
One I used to know got a ‘cat-claw’ manicure, really sharp! That was too much. Claw marks on my back.
She was a bit eccentric in other ways so I don’t see her anymore.
On the other hand, some guys pay extra for pain, so, to each thier own.

Not for me but others with SOs....evidence traces would be bad. Women have noses like bloodhounds. Even once on a gta trip squeezed in a visit on a lunch break ...and when returning to my business meeting a lady from my company said..did you go to a gym or something? You smell like a different soap...
Thus ...1)no scratching or clawing (see above comments) hickeys (funny story many years ago buddy cheated on gf had hickey on collarbone... he panicked...so i grabbed heavy torch (flashlight)from vehicle and whacked hard enough near same spot so as to hide hickey within the larger bruise...said tell your gf you dropped a heavy box from work onto yourself lol)...or leaving contact marks of any kind...2)if possible offer unscented body wash, 3) careful with your own perfume as that can transfer 4)lipstick and makeup in general be careful and offer gentleman a post fun inspection...Once found on my upper chest a brown coverall smear (Ebony lady lol) when I got home, missed it in post festivity shower...