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  1. #97
    Quote Originally Posted by Kylie_kiss
    whats cbj???
    thanx
    can't feel a thing

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    Why this thread isn’t Sticky any more?
    With Hope Comes Disappointment, With Attempt Comes Failure,

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    wet naps ?

    I dunno, bra. Maybe Goober set it free as a farewell gesture of goodwill toward stickies.

    PS It's linked under the 'TERB posting guidelines' sticky

  4. #100
    is it just me or is sticky a really "gay" word ... thought as much.

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    Talking updated abbreviation list

    Bareback = having your posterior shaved
    BBBJ = Barry Bonds Blasts Joyfully
    BBW = Bring Burgers With
    BJ = character from M*A*S*H, played by Mike Farrell
    BLS = Bacon & Lettuce Sandwich
    BS = a lie
    BTW = big, thick and wide
    Cowgirl = overweight woman
    DATY = drinking a tidal yawn (coming very, very close to puking)
    Doggie style = a paper bag over her face
    French = irritating people from a European country
    French Kissing = kissing with a Gitanes cigarette in your mouth
    FS = Fairy Service (leaving a tooth under your pillow in hopes of trading it for wealth - see Supply Side Economics)
    GFE = when she flutters her eyes and then asks you to co-sign her car loan
    Greek = a fondness for sheep
    GS = Great Sheep! (see Greek)
    Half & Half = stuff that goes in your coffee
    HJ = hairy jaw (a beard)
    HM = hairy mouth (moustache)
    IMHO = In My Hairy Orifice (use your imagination)
    IMO = In My Orifice (same as above but sans fuzz)
    Incall = having the pizza delivered to your house
    ISO = including sauce & oregano (pizza ingredients)
    LE = liquid electricity (your favourite booze)
    LF = left front (a.k.a. driver’s side front)
    LOL = lunch or lady? (a decision to be made about noontime)
    Missionary = manontopgetitoverwithquick
    MP = Member of Parliament or Massive Prick (may be synonymous)
    MSOG = something we won’t see in professional hockey for some time yet
    N = letter that comes after M
    NR = No Repeat
    Outcall = picking up the pizza at the store
    Pearls = good substitute for precious stones
    PSE = Pretty Stupid Exercise (see George W. Bush and Iraq)
    Reverse = not forward
    Rimjob = forever fiddling with your Blackberry
    Russian = ancestry of many girls in the adult entertainment industry
    SP = State of Pennsylvania
    T = letter that comes after S
    TV = television
    YMMV = yummy mommy, massive voice (nice looking mom hollering at her kids)
    Last edited by happygrump; 02-13-2005 at 11:28 AM.

  6. #102
    What is "islands"?

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    Island = Greek island,

    so, look at Greek.
    With Hope Comes Disappointment, With Attempt Comes Failure,

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    new ones?

    what is nt or cbt

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    cbt = cock & ball torture

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    NT = Nipple Torchure

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    Question Spanish?

    I've heard the terms "Greek" and "French" but not "Spanish".

    Came across this in one SP's listing, but I have no clue what it refers to (this was an Aussie listing, btw ... perhaps it's the same thing, different terminology as one of the above?).

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    Spanish is Australia = Russian

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    Another one

    Does anyone know what "bfn" stand for!

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    bfn = bye for now

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    I've come across CPR and don't know WTF it is...

    and is LFK light french kissing?
    talk about real things. what distinguishes me from the average terbite? I guess it's that I still love fucking my wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gamesman
    Bareback = sex without a condom
    BBBJ = Bare Back Blow Job = Blow Job without condom
    BBW = Big Beautiful Woman
    BJ = Blow Job (oral sex on him)
    BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking
    BS = BodySlide = Girl massages you with her body
    BTW = By the way
    Cowgirl = girl on top
    DATY = Dining At The Y = Cunnilingus (oral sex on her)
    Doggie style = man behind girl, penis in vagina
    French = oral sex
    French Kissing = kissing on mouth with tongue contact
    FS = Full Service = Intercourse
    GFE = Girl Friend Experience, providing aspects of social and physical interaction beyond the act itself.
    Greek = anal sex
    GS = Golden Shower = Urinating on or being urinated on
    Half & Half = oral sex and intercourse
    HJ = Hand Job
    HM = High Mileage
    IMHO = In my humble opinion
    IMO = In my opinion
    Incall = you meet the girl at her place
    ISO = In Search Of
    LE = Law Enforcement
    LF = Lady Friend
    LOL = Laugh Out Loud
    Missionary = man on top
    MP = Massage Parlor
    MSOG = Multiple Shots on Goal
    N = nude (the girl that is)
    NR = Nude Reverse = nude with reverse massage
    Outcall = the girl comes to your place---your home, your hotel, etc.
    Pearls = Pearl Necklace = ejaculation on her upper breasts
    PSE = Porn Star Experience
    Reverse = You get to massage girl
    Rimjob = analingus
    Russian = penis between girl's breasts
    SOG = Shots On Goal" = number of times you release
    SP = Service Provider
    T = topless
    Tea Bagging - Squatting over your lady and dipping your balls in her mouth.
    TV = transvestite
    YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary
    Why don't you just e-mail this to all LE in the city?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doggie
    Have you snapped ????? Don't you knoe that LE's check these sites ?!?!?!?!?

    If you want to keep your fav MP's in Bussiness, the choose your words alittle more wisely. !!!!!
    Thank you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doggie
    Have you snapped ????? Don't you knoe that LE's check these sites ?!?!?!?!?
    Yes, c'mon guys. Keep this quiet!
    LE has teams of PhD's and banks of supercomputers working 24 hours a day, diligently attempting to crack our incredibly complex and secret john code. Why should we be helping them? If one of them happens to stumble across this list and realizes that "BJ" in the last two letters of an acronym actually refers to a term for a sex act, it would be an enormous breakthrough for them, and it would quickly lead to thousands and thousands of arrests and the end of the sex trade in Canada.

    Oh, and downunder, apparently WL = Working Lady

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    Toftt

    What is TOFTT?

  21. #117
    Take one for the team

  22. #118
    Are people honestly worried that this list will help LE make more arrests? Please. It`s just shorthand abbreviations, not an elaborate plot to fool the police. The average high school kid knows what BBBJ means; you think LE didn`t before seeing this list?

  23. #119
    in nude reverse do i get to massage the lady or what??

    i do all the work or what?? r there any restricted areas??

    and is there any massage agency accisible through public transportation..?

    sorry, i'm newbie..

  24. #120
    Quote Originally Posted by caesar.m
    in nude reverse do i get to massage the lady or what??

    i do all the work or what?? r there any restricted areas??

    and is there any massage agency accisible through public transportation..?

    sorry, i'm newbie..
    Oh dear caesar. All over the web, people frown on multiple posts of the same text, whether it's in several forums of the same board, or several groups on Usenet, or on several boards realated to the same subject. It clogs things up, and it's only a bit less annoying than spam, or TYPING IN CAPS. Usually called crossposting. Don't do it; wait a day or two, and if your original post got no takers, redo it (mebbe you weren't clear) before reposting it.

    But you are trying to research: You might try "transit" as a search term in the Massage Forum.

    You expect progress?

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