updated abbreviation list
Bareback = having your posterior shaved
BBBJ = Barry Bonds Blasts Joyfully
BBW = Bring Burgers With
BJ = character from M*A*S*H, played by Mike Farrell
BLS = Bacon & Lettuce Sandwich
BS = a lie
BTW = big, thick and wide
Cowgirl = overweight woman
DATY = drinking a tidal yawn (coming very, very close to puking)
Doggie style = a paper bag over her face
French = irritating people from a European country
French Kissing = kissing with a Gitanes cigarette in your mouth
FS = Fairy Service (leaving a tooth under your pillow in hopes of trading it for wealth - see Supply Side Economics)
GFE = when she flutters her eyes and then asks you to co-sign her car loan
Greek = a fondness for sheep
GS = Great Sheep! (see Greek)
Half & Half = stuff that goes in your coffee
HJ = hairy jaw (a beard)
HM = hairy mouth (moustache)
IMHO = In My Hairy Orifice (use your imagination)
IMO = In My Orifice (same as above but sans fuzz)
Incall = having the pizza delivered to your house
ISO = including sauce & oregano (pizza ingredients)
LE = liquid electricity (your favourite booze)
LF = left front (a.k.a. driver’s side front)
LOL = lunch or lady? (a decision to be made about noontime)
Missionary = manontopgetitoverwithquick
MP = Member of Parliament or Massive Prick (may be synonymous)
MSOG = something we won’t see in professional hockey for some time yet
N = letter that comes after M
NR = No Repeat
Outcall = picking up the pizza at the store
Pearls = good substitute for precious stones
PSE = Pretty Stupid Exercise (see George W. Bush and Iraq)
Reverse = not forward
Rimjob = forever fiddling with your Blackberry
Russian = ancestry of many girls in the adult entertainment industry
SP = State of Pennsylvania
T = letter that comes after S
TV = television
YMMV = yummy mommy, massive voice (nice looking mom hollering at her kids)
Bareback = having your posterior shaved
BBBJ = Barry Bonds Blasts Joyfully
BBW = Bring Burgers With
BJ = character from M*A*S*H, played by Mike Farrell
BLS = Bacon & Lettuce Sandwich
BS = a lie
BTW = big, thick and wide
Cowgirl = overweight woman
DATY = drinking a tidal yawn (coming very, very close to puking)
Doggie style = a paper bag over her face
French = irritating people from a European country
French Kissing = kissing with a Gitanes cigarette in your mouth
FS = Fairy Service (leaving a tooth under your pillow in hopes of trading it for wealth - see Supply Side Economics)
GFE = when she flutters her eyes and then asks you to co-sign her car loan
Greek = a fondness for sheep
GS = Great Sheep! (see Greek)
Half & Half = stuff that goes in your coffee
HJ = hairy jaw (a beard)
HM = hairy mouth (moustache)
IMHO = In My Hairy Orifice (use your imagination)
IMO = In My Orifice (same as above but sans fuzz)
Incall = having the pizza delivered to your house
ISO = including sauce & oregano (pizza ingredients)
LE = liquid electricity (your favourite booze)
LF = left front (a.k.a. driver’s side front)
LOL = lunch or lady? (a decision to be made about noontime)
Missionary = manontopgetitoverwithquick
MP = Member of Parliament or Massive Prick (may be synonymous)
MSOG = something we won’t see in professional hockey for some time yet
N = letter that comes after M
NR = No Repeat
Outcall = picking up the pizza at the store
Pearls = good substitute for precious stones
PSE = Pretty Stupid Exercise (see George W. Bush and Iraq)
Reverse = not forward
Rimjob = forever fiddling with your Blackberry
Russian = ancestry of many girls in the adult entertainment industry
SP = State of Pennsylvania
T = letter that comes after S
TV = television
YMMV = yummy mommy, massive voice (nice looking mom hollering at her kids)
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