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happygrump

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updated abbreviation list

Bareback = having your posterior shaved
BBBJ = Barry Bonds Blasts Joyfully
BBW = Bring Burgers With
BJ = character from M*A*S*H, played by Mike Farrell
BLS = Bacon & Lettuce Sandwich
BS = a lie
BTW = big, thick and wide
Cowgirl = overweight woman
DATY = drinking a tidal yawn (coming very, very close to puking)
Doggie style = a paper bag over her face
French = irritating people from a European country
French Kissing = kissing with a Gitanes cigarette in your mouth
FS = Fairy Service (leaving a tooth under your pillow in hopes of trading it for wealth - see Supply Side Economics)
GFE = when she flutters her eyes and then asks you to co-sign her car loan
Greek = a fondness for sheep
GS = Great Sheep! (see Greek)
Half & Half = stuff that goes in your coffee
HJ = hairy jaw (a beard)
HM = hairy mouth (moustache)
IMHO = In My Hairy Orifice (use your imagination)
IMO = In My Orifice (same as above but sans fuzz)
Incall = having the pizza delivered to your house
ISO = including sauce & oregano (pizza ingredients)
LE = liquid electricity (your favourite booze)
LF = left front (a.k.a. driver’s side front)
LOL = lunch or lady? (a decision to be made about noontime)
Missionary = manontopgetitoverwithquick
MP = Member of Parliament or Massive Prick (may be synonymous)
MSOG = something we won’t see in professional hockey for some time yet
N = letter that comes after M
NR = No Repeat
Outcall = picking up the pizza at the store
Pearls = good substitute for precious stones
PSE = Pretty Stupid Exercise (see George W. Bush and Iraq)
Reverse = not forward
Rimjob = forever fiddling with your Blackberry
Russian = ancestry of many girls in the adult entertainment industry
SP = State of Pennsylvania
T = letter that comes after S
TV = television
YMMV = yummy mommy, massive voice (nice looking mom hollering at her kids)
 
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mmouse

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What is "islands"?
 

jakester1701

Activity-level increasing
Jun 1, 2004
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Spanish?

I've heard the terms "Greek" and "French" but not "Spanish".

Came across this in one SP's listing, but I have no clue what it refers to (this was an Aussie listing, btw ... perhaps it's the same thing, different terminology as one of the above?).
 

21pro

Crotch Sniffer
Oct 22, 2003
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I've come across CPR and don't know WTF it is...

and is LFK light french kissing?
 

Tina_Ballerina

Blondes Are More Fun
Jul 14, 2004
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gamesman said:
Bareback = sex without a condom
BBBJ = Bare Back Blow Job = Blow Job without condom
BBW = Big Beautiful Woman
BJ = Blow Job (oral sex on him)
BLS = Ball Licking and Sucking
BS = BodySlide = Girl massages you with her body
BTW = By the way
Cowgirl = girl on top
DATY = Dining At The Y = Cunnilingus (oral sex on her)
Doggie style = man behind girl, penis in vagina
French = oral sex
French Kissing = kissing on mouth with tongue contact
FS = Full Service = Intercourse
GFE = Girl Friend Experience, providing aspects of social and physical interaction beyond the act itself.
Greek = anal sex
GS = Golden Shower = Urinating on or being urinated on
Half & Half = oral sex and intercourse
HJ = Hand Job
HM = High Mileage
IMHO = In my humble opinion
IMO = In my opinion
Incall = you meet the girl at her place
ISO = In Search Of
LE = Law Enforcement
LF = Lady Friend
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
Missionary = man on top
MP = Massage Parlor
MSOG = Multiple Shots on Goal
N = nude (the girl that is)
NR = Nude Reverse = nude with reverse massage
Outcall = the girl comes to your place---your home, your hotel, etc.
Pearls = Pearl Necklace = ejaculation on her upper breasts
PSE = Porn Star Experience
Reverse = You get to massage girl
Rimjob = analingus
Russian = penis between girl's breasts
SOG = Shots On Goal" = number of times you release
SP = Service Provider
T = topless
Tea Bagging - Squatting over your lady and dipping your balls in her mouth.
TV = transvestite
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary
Why don't you just e-mail this to all LE in the city?!
 

Tina_Ballerina

Blondes Are More Fun
Jul 14, 2004
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Doggie said:
Have you snapped ????? Don't you knoe that LE's check these sites ?!?!?!?!?

If you want to keep your fav MP's in Bussiness, the choose your words alittle more wisely. !!!!! :mad:
Thank you!
 

HaywoodJabloemy

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Apr 3, 2002
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Doggie said:
Have you snapped ????? Don't you knoe that LE's check these sites ?!?!?!?!?
Yes, c'mon guys. Keep this quiet!
LE has teams of PhD's and banks of supercomputers working 24 hours a day, diligently attempting to crack our incredibly complex and secret john code. Why should we be helping them? If one of them happens to stumble across this list and realizes that "BJ" in the last two letters of an acronym actually refers to a term for a sex act, it would be an enormous breakthrough for them, and it would quickly lead to thousands and thousands of arrests and the end of the sex trade in Canada.

Oh, and downunder, apparently WL = Working Lady
 

ottawasub

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Are people honestly worried that this list will help LE make more arrests? Please. It`s just shorthand abbreviations, not an elaborate plot to fool the police. The average high school kid knows what BBBJ means; you think LE didn`t before seeing this list?
 

caesar.m

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in nude reverse do i get to massage the lady or what??

i do all the work or what?? r there any restricted areas??

and is there any massage agency accisible through public transportation..?

sorry, i'm newbie..
 

oldjones

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caesar.m said:
in nude reverse do i get to massage the lady or what??

i do all the work or what?? r there any restricted areas??

and is there any massage agency accisible through public transportation..?

sorry, i'm newbie..
Oh dear caesar. All over the web, people frown on multiple posts of the same text, whether it's in several forums of the same board, or several groups on Usenet, or on several boards realated to the same subject. It clogs things up, and it's only a bit less annoying than spam, or TYPING IN CAPS. Usually called crossposting. Don't do it; wait a day or two, and if your original post got no takers, redo it (mebbe you weren't clear) before reposting it.

But you are trying to research: You might try "transit" as a search term in the Massage Forum.
 
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