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After many reads and collection, I with some help, have compiled a list of abbreviations and terms that are generally used in this hobby. Please feel free to add to this list if I have left anything out. If the mods want this as a sticky so be it. If this list is pretty much complete then by all means close this thread. Happy Hunting TERBites, hope this helps!!! :D

Agency- A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
Amazon- A tall, strong, often masculine woman.
AMP- Asian Massage Parlor
Analinus- Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
Anal Rimming- Oral stimulation of anus.
Anti-Sex Pervert- These are the "real" perverts, the people who are against the concept of healthy men engaging in sex with willing female partners.
AR- Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
Around the world- Anilingus and Fellatio.
Asian- Refers to Anal Rimming
Asian Cowgirl- Girl on top, squatting.
ASP- Adult Service Provider
ASP- alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF- All Time Favorite
ATM- Ass To Mouth
Aunt Flo- Menstruation

Babyback- Petite, young, attractive Asian.
Bait and Switch- Person who shows up is a different one than advertised.
Baja Sur Genitals- From the spanish "the low south".
Balloons- Breast implants.
Bareback- Without condom.
Barracuda- A professional prostitute who's only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.
BBBJ- Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom)
BBBJTC- Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)
BBBJTCWS- Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing
BBBJWF- Bare Back Blow Job With Facial
BBFS- Bare Back Full Service (sex)
BBS- Barber Shop
BBW- Big Beautiful Woman
BCD- Behind Closed Doors
BDSM- Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
Beret- A condom.
Beso Negro- Anal Rimming
BF- Boy Friend
BFE- Boy Friend Experience
BJ- Blow Job (oral sex on a man)
Blackhole- Anus.
BLS- Ball Licking and Sucking
Blue Pill- Viagra
Blue Steel- Viagra
Brown Shower- Defecation on your partner.
BS- Body slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.
BSD- Big Swinging Dick
BSW- Black Street Walker
BTW- By the Way
Butterface- Everything looks good, but her face

Call Girl- Outcall provider, usually implies agency.
Cash and Dash ROB- who takes the money and runs
CBJ- Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)
CC- Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees. (Roman Numeral converter)
CC- Credit Card
CC Rider- Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CD- Cross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
CDS- Covered Doggy Style
CFS- Covered Full Service (sex with condom)
CG- Club Girls, Call Girls, Cowgirl(position)
CH Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
Chump- A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return. Largely a phenomenon experienced by American men when dating American women. Don't be a chump!
CIM- Cum in Mouth
Civilian- A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.
CIS- Confederation of Independent States (former Soviet Republics)
CL- Craig's List, a popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability.
Clockwatcher- A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over.
CMD- Carpet Matches Drapes (typically a natural blonde)
CMT- Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
COF- Cum on Face
Collar and Cuffs match- Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)
Commercial Company- Prostitution
Completion- Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.
Cover- Condom
Covered- Various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. Covered Blow Job- means a condom was used.)
Cowgirl, girl on top facing you.
Craigs List- A popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability.
Crime scene action- Sexual activity during her period.
Cruising- Looking for prostitutes while driving.
Cups of Coffee- Releases

Dance and Dash- A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.
Date- A session with a prostitute.
Date- A man who patronizes prostitutes.
DATO- Dining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus
DATY- Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)
DDE- Doesn't Do Extras (PS only)
DDF- Drug and Disease Free
DDG- Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP- Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus)
Deep Throat Fellatio- where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".
Defender- A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
Deposit- A provider requires an upfront payment in advance of a session.
DFE- Dead Fish Experience
DFK- Deep French Kissing
DIY- Do It Yourself (masturbation)
Doggie- Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
Doggie Style- Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
Donation- Payment to a provider
Dou- A threesome with two girls and you
DP- Double Penetration
DP- Digital penetration
DSL- Dick Sucking Lips
DT- Dining at the Toes
DT- Deep Throat

ECR- El Camino Real
Ed Zachary disease- A woman with an unattractive face.
LE- Law Enforcement.
Enhancements- Breast implants.
Envelope- Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall).
EOM- End Of Message
Escort- A woman who is paid for her companionship.
Expats- Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans or Europeans living in other countries.

Face painting- Man ejaculates on woman's face.
Facial- Cumming on partner's face
FBSM- Full Body Sensual Massage
FFF- Refers to the strategy of "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them"
FIV- Finger In Vagina
Five-O- A police officer (uniformed or undercover).
FJ- Foot job. Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes.
FKK- Frei Körper Kultur (German brothel / nudist club)
Flake, Flaky Errant behavior- often used for providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues.
FOB- Fresh Off the Boat (Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US)
FOBU- Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly
FOTC- Fuck of the century.
FOV- Finger Outside Vagina
French Oral- sex on either party.
French Kissing- Kissing on mouth with tongue contact
French- Without Oral sex without condom
FS- Full Service (complete sex)
Full meal deal- Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion.
Full Service- Intercourse
FUTB- Finger Up The Butt

Get Comfortable- Get completely naked.
GFE- Girl Friend Experience
Glove- Condom
GND- Girl Next Door
Golden Shower- Urinating on your partner, urine play.
Greek- Anal sex
GS- Golden Shower (urination play)
GSM- G-Spot Massage

Half and Half- Oral sex followed by intercourse.
Hardwood Floors- Clean shaven pussy.
Hat- Condom
Herb Friendly- Is amenable to marijuana use.
Hidden Charges- A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.)
Hindu Massage (Argentina)- The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion.
HJ- Hand Job
HM- High Mileage
HME- Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven)
Hobby - The soliciting of prostitutes, massage parlous attendants, or strip club dancers.
Hobbyist- A man who solicits prostitutes.
Hooker- Prostitute.
Hostess Club- A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
HR- Hand Release (a hand job)
HSW- Hispanic Street Walker
HWP- Height and Weight Proportionate
HWE- Hollywood Escorts

IMHO- In My Honest Opinion
Incall- You meet the girl at their place.
Independent, Indie- An escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances.
Interpreter - Condom (e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ)
IPO- Initial public offering: used to denote the public introduction of a new provider, usually via a review.
ISO- In Search Of
Italian- Penis rubbing between butt cheeks.

Jack Shack- Refers to an establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
Jimmy Hat- A condom
John- A man who patronizes prostitutes.

KTV- Karaoke TV, usually referring to club that has women to sit with hobbyists for a fee, take out can sometimes be arranged.
 

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Lapdog- Person who worships providers to excess.
L/A/S- Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
Landing Strip- Description of pubic hair
LBFM- Little Brown Fucking Machine
LEO- Law Enforcement Officer
LFK- Light Face/French Kissing
Little Blue Helper- Viagra
Little Blue Pill- Viagra
LK- Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LMP- Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOL- Laugh Out Loud
LOS- Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
Lot Lizards- Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
LT- Long Time (usually overnight)
LTR- Long Term Relationship

Madame- Proprietress of an agency.
Escort Mall- A website that advertises many different providers. The providers may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall.
Mamasan- Female manager of a massage parlor, hostess bar, strip club, brothel (female pimp).
Man in a boat, little man in a boat- Clitoris
MBR- Multiple Bell Ringing (MSOG)
Mediterranean- Anal sex e.g. "She took me on a trip to the mediterranean."
Merkin- Pubic hair wig.
MG- Massage Girl
Mileage- A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accomodating she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.
MILF- Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Mish- Missionary position, Man on top during intercourse
Missionary Man on top, girl on back.
MMF, MFM, MFF- Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female MFF- male, female, female.
Mohawk- A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair.
MP- Massage Parlor
MP- Multiple Pops (multiple releases)
MPA- Massage Parlor Attendant
MSOG- Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases)
Multiple Pops- She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)

Newbie- A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
NGO- Non-Government Organization
Nooner- A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists.
No-Show- Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment, does not contact in advance to cancel or warn.
No-Touch- No touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club)
NQBC- Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS- Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS- Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
NSA- No Strings Attached.

O, Os- Orgasm, orgasms.
Off-the-clock/meter- Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. "We had lunch off-the-clock")
OTOH- On the Other Hand
Outcall- The girl comes to your place.
Out, Outed- Private, personal information on a hobbyist or provider is made public. e.g. Someone's real name and address is posted to a public forum.
OWO- Oral WithOut a condom
OWOTC- Oral Without Condom To Completion

P4P- Pay for Play. Refers to the concept of paying for sex.
Party Hat- Condom
Pearl Necklace- Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest
Papasan- Male manager of a massage parlor, hostess bar, strip club, brothel (pimp).
Pimp- A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.
PIV- Penis in Vagina
PL- Pathetic Loser
PM- Private Message sent via the Forum's Private Message service.
PO- Phone Operator
Pooner- A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on providers and the hobby.
Pops, multiple- She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
POS- Pussy on the Side
PRC- Women from the People's Republic of China
Provider- Prostitute
PS- Private Show (Dance)
PSE- Porn Star Experience
Punter- British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes.
PV- Private Viewing (Dance)

RA- Relaxation Assistant
Raincoat- Condom
REV- Review - Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains review of a provider.
Reverse Cowgirl- Girl on top facing away.
Reverse Half and Half- Intercourse followed by oral sex to completion.
Reverse Massage- You massage her.
Review- A critical evaluation of a provider. May include information on her looks, attitude, contact info and service.
Reverse Oral- The client performs oral sex on the provider.
Rimming- Analingus
RMP- Russian Massage Parlor
ROB- Rip Off B i t c h
ROFLMAO- Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off!
Roman- An orgy situation.
Roman Shower- Vomit play.
RTFF- Read the Fucking Forum
Russian- Penis between breasts

Safe- Sexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe.
Sandbag, Sandbagger- A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider.
Sans- Without. e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ
SC- Strip Club
Scat- Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening- A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
Self-post- A provider or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business.
Self-Service- Masturbation. e.g. "It was a self-service jack shack" = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate.
Sensual Massage- Not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
Session- Paid time spent with a provider.
Sex Worker- Catch all phrase sometimes used to describe prostitutes. May also be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses.
SFH- Sex for hire.
SG- Street Girls
Shemale- Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.Shill An insider posing as a satisfied customer.
Shill- A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.
Sixty Nine, 69- Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
Slam, Slammed- An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider.
SO- Significant Other
SOF- Shit on Floor
SOG Shot On Goal (one release)
SOMF- Sat On My Face
South of the Border- Gential Region
Southern France- BBBJ
SP- Service Provider
Spanish ATM- Ass to Mouth
Spinner- Very petite, thin girl.
Squirting, Squirter- Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
SRS- Sexual reassignment surgery
ST- Short Time
STD- Sexually Transmitted Disease
Sting- A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.
STR- Short Term Relationship
Street action- Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location.
Stroll- Path frequented by street walkers.
SW- Street Walker
SW- Sex Worker
Sybian- A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.
 

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Take care of business- Payment is made to provider. e.g. "She wanted to take care of business first"
TAMP- Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
Teabag- Man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth.
TG- Transgender
TGTBT- Too Good To Be True
Throne Job- Self-service hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn't offer FS. The premises will only have a large chair or "throne" for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.
Tipping required- Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
TJ- Tijuana
TLN- Toda La Noche ("All the Night" in Spanish)
TOFTT- Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
Took one for the team- A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the board (the team) from making the same mistake.
TOS- Take Out Service
Tossing Salad- analingus
TP- Tanning Parlor or Tanning Place or Toronto Passions
Trick- A sex act for money.
Trick- A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Troll- Rude and hideous PL
Trolling- Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum.
Trolling- The act of driving around looking for a prostitute.
TS- Transexual
Tuft- Description of pubic hair.
TUMA- Tongue Up My Ass
Turn tricks- Prostitution
TV- Transvestite
TVSW- Transvestite Street Walker
Two Call System- For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

Umbrella- Condom.
Uncovered- Without a condom.

VFM- Value For Money.

WAH- Wild Ass Humping
Water Sports- Urination play.
Weeklies- Alternative weekly newspapers. These often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g. The Village Voice, San Francisco Bay Guardian, The Stranger.
WF- Wild Fuck
WG- Working girl. A prostitute.
White Knight- A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
WIR- Would I Repeat
Working girl- A prostitute.
WSW- White Street Walker
WTF- What the fuck?

XOXO- Kisses & Hugs

YMMV- Your Mileage May Vary (you could get different results)
YMMV Girl- A provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.
1/2 and 1/2- Half and half, oral sex + full service
411- Seeking information.
420- 4:20 AKA marijuana
69- Two people giving each other oral sex at the same time.
 

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that is awesome Phnine

now i know why i sometimes had some miscumminication in the past
because i thought the abbreviation had another meaning LOL

thanks for the clarification -i will email this list to my single girlfriends -so they are with the times so they can decode at the heat of the moment LOL


xoxo Alexis
 

PHNINE

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Thanks Bound&Gagged. I haven't really delved into that world yet, so my BDSM terminology is quite limited if there is even any.

Anyone other additions?
 

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Another-reason others decline.
 

Jade4u

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Common Abbrviations used on BDSM Boards

AAMOF As a Matter of Fact
AB Adult Baby
ABPE* Alt.Binaries.Pictures.Erotica.* (.bondage, .leather,etc.)
AD(H)D Attention Deficit (Hyperactivity) Disorder
AFAIK/AFIK As Far as I Know
AKA Also Known As
ABP* alt.binaries.pictures.*
APB alt.personals.bondage
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASB usually: alt.sex.bondage, sometimes: alt.sex.bestiality
ASF* alt.sex.fetish.*
ASFD alt.sex.femdom/ alt.sex.fetish.diapers
ASS alt.sex.spanking/stories/services (context!)
AUP Acceptable Use Policy
B4N Bye for Now
BAD Broken as Designed
BAMF Bad Assed Mother F.......
BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
B&D Bondage and Discipline
BBS Bulletin Board System
BDSM B&D & D&S & S&M
BDSMLMNOP BDSM and whatever else we might do
BRB Be right back
BRS Big Red Switch
BTA But then Again (in response to IOW)
BTDT Been There, Done That
BTW By The Way
BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
CB or C+B Cock & Ball
CBT Cock & Ball Torture
CD Cross Dresser
CHUDWAH Clueless Heterosexual Dom WAnnabe (The U is an extra)
CHUSWAH Clueless Heterosexual Sub WAnnabe
CIS Complete and Irrevocable Submission
CNC Consensual Non-Consent
CP Corporal Punishment
CTS Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
CU See you
CUL8R See you later
D&S or D/s Domination & Submission
DKF Dreaded Koosh Flogger
DL Diaper Lover
D/L Download, transmit to you
DMQ Do Me Queen (Sub demanding of attention...)
DOS Disk Operating System (older); Denial of Service [attack] (newer)
DOYC Deity Of Your Choice
DOYKB Down On Your Knees, Bitch: The mating call of the CHUDWAH
DTRT Do The Right Thing
DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly
ETA Estimated Time of Arrival
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
ESAD Eat Shit and Die
FAQ Frequently Asked Question(s)
FFRD Flying Fuck in a Rolling Donut (I don't give a FF in a RD)
FISH First In, Still Here
FOAF Friend of A Friend
FRED Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
FTR For The Record
FUBAR Fouled up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB Fucked up Beyond Belief
FURTB Full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives!)
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYI For Your Information
F2F Face to Face
GDW Grin, Duck and Weave
GFR Grim File Reaper (pervasive data destroyer)
GIGO Garbage in, Garbage Out
GIGO Garbage In, Gospel Out(blindly accepting what the computer says)
GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting
GR&D Grinning, running, and ducking
GS Golden Shower
HAND Have A Nice Day
HNG Horny Net Geek
HTH Hope This Helps / Hand To Hand [combat]
HWSNBN He Who Should Not Be Named
IAE In any event
IAP Internet Access Provider (normally ISP)
IIRC If I Recall Correctly
IM Instant Message (AOL version of /msg)
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IME In My Experience
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMX In My eXperience (perferred form: IME)
IOW In Other Words
IRC Internet Relay Chat
IRT In Reply To, In Regards To
ISO In Search Of
ISP Internet Service Provider
ITMT In The MeanTime
IWBNI If would Be Nice If
IYFEG Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group
KTB Kali's Teeth Bracelet
LLD Leather Lifestyle Dork(s)
LOL Laughing Out Loud (usual) Lots Of Luck (rare)
LTR Long Term Relationship
MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
MOTAS Member of the Appropriate Sex
MOTOS Member of the Opposite Sex
MOTSS Member of the Same Sex
MPD Multiple Personality Disorder
mung Mash Until No Good
NC Non-Consensual
NG News Group
NFW No Fucking Way
NL New Leather
NLA National Leather Association
NP No Problem
NSS No Shit Shylock
Ob[BDSM] Obligatory [BDSM][Spank] etc (used to add topic to an off-topic post)
OGL Old Guard Leather
OIC Oh I See
OT Off Topic
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTW One True Way
P&E Posted & emailed
P&M Posted & (e)Mailed
PDA Public Displays of Affection
PISS Passive Ignorance (Ignoring) Silence Strike
PITA Pain In the Ass
PLOKTA Press Lots of keys to abort
PMFBI Pardon Me for butting in
POSSLQ Person of Opposite Sex sharing living quarters
PTSS Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome
QOTW(Y) Quote of the Week (Year)
RACK Risk Aware Consensual Kink
R&B Rubber and Bondage
RL Real Life (as opposed to online life)
ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing
ROFLMAO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Arse[Ass] Off
RPG Role Playing Game
RSN Real Soon Now
RT Real-Time/Rise Time/RighT (direction)
RTFM Read the Fucking Manual
SAM Smart-Ass Masochist / Stand And Model
SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SM or S&M Sadism & Masochism; sadomasochism; Sexual Magick
SMOP Small Matter of Programming
SNAFU Situation normal, all fouled up
SO Significant Other
SQO Some Quantity Of
SSB/SSBB Soc.Subculture.Bondage-BDSM
SSC Safe, Sane, Consensual
SSS Soc.Sexuality.Spanking
STD/STI Sexually Transmitted Disease / .. Infection
SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed
TAFN Thats all for Now
TDM Too Damn Many
TES The Eulenspiegel Society
TFTB Topping From The Bottom
TG TransGendered
TGIF Thank God Its Friday
TIA Thanks In Advance
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TOS Terms of Service
TPE Total Power Exchange
TPTB The Powers That Be
TS TransSexual
TTL4N Thats the lot for now
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TV TransVestite
UL Upload
V/A Verbal Abuse
VBEG Very Big Evil Grin
VBG Very Big Grin
WIITWD(H) What It Is That We Do (Here)
WOFTAM Waste of Flaming time and money
WRT With Respect To
WYGIWYPF What you get is what you pay for
WYSBYGI What you see before you get it
WYSIWYG What you see is what you get
YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YKINMK Your Kink Is Not My Kink
YKINOK Your Kink Is Not Okay
YKIOK,IJNMK Your Kink is OK, It's Just Not My Kink
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary


Other Vocabulary & Linguistic Oddities
hir Possessive pronoun - substitute for "his or her"
Horsemans'
Corollary (See Ugol's Law)
killfile Filter applied in a newsgroup reader to filter out or delete posts according to desired criteria
PLONK Sound of someone's name being added to the poster's killfile
squick(to) To repulse/revolt as in "I am squicked by needle play"
Troll One who posts material deliberately intended to start or exacerbate on-line flame wars
Ugol's Law "For any given BDSM practice either nobody does it or more than one person does it"
or more simply "You are not alone"
Horsemans' Corollary: "Any given kink squicks somebody"
sie Personal pronoun - substitute for "she or he"
 

Jade4u

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Here's another one I am too lazy to pick out the repeats.

AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
ABP Alt.Binary.Pictures
ABPE* Alt.Binaries.Pictures.Erotica /.* (.bondage, .leather, etc.)
AD(H)D Attention Deficit (Hyperactivity) Disorder
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell
AIUI As I Understand It
AKA Also Known As
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASB Alt.Sex.Bondage
ASF* alt.sex.fetish .*
ASFD alt.sex.femdom alt.sex.fetish.diapers
ASS Alt.Sex.Spanking //Stories, depending on context
ATB Alt.Talk.Bestiality
ATM At The Moment
ATSL Along The Same Line
AUP Acceptable Use Policy
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet
B&D Bondage and Discipline
B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now
BAC By Any Chance
BAG(L) Busting A Gut (Laughing)
BBM Big Beautiful Man
BBS Bulletin Board Service
BBW Big Beautiful Woman
BCNU Be Seeing You
BDSM Bondage & Discipline, Dominance & Submission, Sado-Masochism.
BDSMLMNOP BDSM and whatever else we might do
BION Believe It Or Not
BPD Borderline Personality Disorder
BRB Be Right Back
BSTS Better Safe than sorry
BTA But Then Again
BTDT Been There, Done That
BTSOOM Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BTW By The Way
BWG Big Wide Grin
BYKT(A) But You Knew That (Already)
CB(C&B) Cock and Ball
CBT Cock and Ball Torture/Training
CHUDWAH Clueless Het Dom Wannabe
CHUSWAH Clueless Het Sub Wannabe
CIS Complete and Irrevocable Submission
CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CNC Consensual Non Consent
CP Corporal Punishment
CTS Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
CU (L8R) (S) See You (Later) (Soon)
CYA Cover Your Ass
D&S or D/s Dominance and Submission
DKF Dreaded Koosh Flogger
DL Download
DLTDHYITAOYWO Dont Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out
DMQ Do-Me Queen
DOYKB Down On Your Knees, Bitch
DQOTD Dumb Question Of The Day
EIP Everything Is Permissible
EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In
EOD End Of Discussion
EOL End Of Lecture
EOM End Of Message
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
F2F Face to Face
FA Fat Admirer, one who prefers a fat sexual/romantic partner
FAQ Frequently Asked Question(s)
FITB Fill In The Blank
FTMP For The Most Part
FTR For The Record
FUBAR F'ed Up Beyond All Repair (or Recognition)
FWIW For What It's Worth...
FYI For Your Information
GD&R Grinning, Ducking, and Running (after a smart ass comment)
GLBTH Gay,Lesbian,Bi,Trans,Het
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GOK God Only Knows
GOWI Get On With It
GS Golden Shower/Getting Started
HNG Horny Net Geek
HWNINS He whose name is not spoken
HTH Hope This Helps
IAC In Any Case
IAE In Any Event
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
IAP Internet Access Provider
ICOCBW I Could Of Course Be Wrong
IDK I Don't Know
IETGFTP it's easier to get forgiveness than permission
IIRC If I Recall Correctly
IM Instant Message (AOL version of /msg)
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IME In My Experience
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMSLTHO In My Slightly/Somewhat Less Than Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMX In My eXperience (perferred form: IME)
IOW In Other Words
IRC Internet Relay Chat
IRT In Reply To, In Regards To
ISO In Search Of
ISP Internet Service Provider
ISTM It Seems To Me
ISTR I Seem To Recall
ITMT In The MeanTime
ITYM I Think You Mean
ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
IYKWIM(AITYD) If You Know What I Mean (And I Think You Do)
JAFO Just Another F**king Observer
JOOC Just Out of Curiosity
KHYF Know How You Feel
KTB Kali's Teeth Bracelet
L8R Later
LART Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool (i.e.: clue-by-four)
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
LOL Laughing Out Loud
LTNS Long Time No See!
LTR Long Term Relationship
MOTSS/OS/AS Member of the Same Sex/Opposite Sex/Appropriate Sex
MOTOPS Member of the Oppositely-Plumbed Sex
MPD Multiple Personality Disorder
mung Mash Until No Good
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
NAAFA National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance
NC Non-Consensual
NFR Not Flame Related
NG News Group / No Good
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NL New Leather
NLA National Leather Association
NP No Problem
OGL Old Guard Leather
OIC Oh, I See
OL Old Leather
OT Off Topic
OTBE OverTaken By Events
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTW One True Way
P&M Posted & Mailed
PCF Puritanical Control Freaks
PDA Public Displays of Affection
PISS Passive Ignorance Silence Strike
PITA Pain In The Ass
PMFJI, PMJI Pardon Me (For) Jumping In
POV Point Of View
PS PostScript
PSA Public Service Announcement
PTSS Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome
RL Real Life (sometimes written as r/l)
ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing (there are variations)
ROTF Rolling On The Floor (Usually seen as ROFL)
RT Real-Time/Rise Time/Radiation Therapy/RighT (as opposed to Left)
RTFM Read the F*g Manual!
RW Real World
SAM Smart Assed Masochist
s.c.f.t.h.i. Smiley Captiond for the Humor-Impaired
SM, S&M Sado-Masochism, Sex Magick
SMOF Secret Master Of Fandom
SO Significant Other
SOW Speaking Of Which
SQO Some Quantity Of
SSB or SSBB Soc.Subculture.Bondage /-BDSM (I prefer just SSB, myself)
SSC Safe, Sane, Consensual
SSS Soc.Sexuality.Spanking
STD/STI Sexually Transmitted Disease / .. Infection
STTNG Star Trek, The Next Generation
TAF That's All Folks
TAFN That's All For Now
TANJ There Ain't No Justice
TBH To Be Honest
TD "Top's Disease"
TES The Eulenspiegel Society
TFTB Topping From The Bottom
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIC Tongue in Cheek
TINC There Is No Cabal
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TOS Terms Of Service / The Original Series
TOTBAL There Ought To Be A Law
TPE Total Power Exchange
TPTB The Powers That Be
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TV also stands for TransVestite
TYVM Thank You Very Much
VBG Very Big Grin
Wiitwd(h) What it is that we do (here)
WOA Work Of Art
WRT With Respect To
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
XGMC Xiphias Gladius Memorial Clique
YKINMK Your Kink Is Not My Kink
YKINOK Your Kink Is Not Okay
YKIOK,IJNMK Your Kink is OK, It's Just Not My Kink
YMBJ You Must Be Joking
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
<g> grin (or <G> big grin, vars. incl <VEG> Very Evil Grin)
!= Not equal to
:) A "smiley" face (sideways); there are lots of variations
 

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