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Willywants

Based on the content of a number of reviews, and /or queries about the availabiliy of certain services, as well as qualifiers on a number SP sites, there seems to be a lot of mixed "Pro" and "Con" attitudes about anal sex!
The only Greek I know is, Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Zeta, Eta, Theta, Iota, Kappa, Lamda, Mu, Nu, Psi, Omicron,....etc,etc, learned in high school!
If I had a desire to venture forth into that alternative nether region, I would want to know what preparations and or precautions SP's who provide Greek, make or take!
I saw an item on the Playboy Channel sometime ago, about the preparation that porn stars go through prior to shooting a scene where anal is involved! It was quite an intricate enima process, where the entire bowel and colon are completely flushed!
I had often wondered how they could allow anus to mouth activity without being repulsed or risking major disease!
The descriptive process outlined answered that question!

The question outstanding in my mind, however, relates to the performance of anal sex with an SP, contracted for a one or two hour encounter!
Have they prepared themseves per the above if they are a known provider and advertiser of "Greek"?
Do SP's that occassionally allow "Greek" make the same preparations just in case her client wants it?

I personally cringe at the thought of performing anal and withdrawing with "dippidy doo" brown s**t all over the safe!

Willywants (no part of anal until they make a brown safe so he can't tell the difference!)
 
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Willywants

Really??

"No Shit!!!"
I didn't know!

You wouldn't be "Shittin'" me now, would you?

Sorry Jenn! I couldn't resist!

Willy
 

Avery

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Willywants said:
If I had a desire to venture forth into that alternative nether region, I would want to know what preparations and or precautions SP's who provide Greek, make or take!.........................It was quite an intricate enema process, where the entire bowel and colon are completely flushed!

The question outstanding in my mind, however, relates to the performance of anal sex with an SP, contracted for a one or two hour encounter! Have they prepared themseves per the above if they are a known provider and advertiser of "Greek"?
Yes, many SP's, particularly those who charge extra for Greek, require advance notice so they can prepare in the manner described above.

I personally cringe at the thought of performing anal and withdrawing with "dippidy doo" brown s**t" all over the safe!
I don't partake in Greek myself, but I did try it once, over 20 years ago, at the insistence of my companion (not an SP). When we were done, she wanted to cuddle; I made a beeline for the shower instead to wash the "dippidy doo" brown s**t" off Mr. Happy, who wasn't wearing a raincoat and wasn't very happy at all. I was grossed out, and I've never tried Greek again.

I really don't understand why so many guys are interested in Greek. I didn't notice any difference in sensation from regular sex in the place Mother Nature designed for us, and other posters who are Greek aficionados have told me the same thing. They can't explain their affinity for this practice.

Willy, you haven't missed anything, IMNSHO.
 
Come on - who's zoomin' who?

Sure the ol' dude would have you believe . . . Willy, you expect me to believe that you never came home half in the bag and headed for the pleasure palace through the back door by accident?

Never been so tight that you didn't realized you purged the gates of hell by getting in the wrong elevator?

Women are like a bowling ball Willy. The finger holes are grouped real close together. You probably visited the Greek Islands and was so drunk you thought you were in Italy.:eek:
 
Gee, some guys squick so easily. And these are probably the guys who regularly have track marks in their underwear.

There is a douche like bottle that is designed for cleaning the rectum, that is simple, fast and does the job, but a bit short of a no brown at all gurantee.

If butt fucking does not appeal to you, fine.

There are some women that find it to be a lot of fun. It is bad, it is nasty, it is different, it is pleasurable, and if the guy knows what he is doing, he can provide some great peris to g-spot stimulation.

Some find it an act of submission. I had one lady friend who had her most intense orgasms from anal sex.

I find a women's asshole a very lovely and arrousing thing. (After a good cleaning) I like to tongue them, and finger them and fuck them. And if she likes to have her bottom spanked so it gets a bit red, so much the better.

If you pay attention a rectum feels different than a pussy. A pussy provides pretty even snuggness. When you pass the sphincter, and get into the rectum, it gets a bit looser, so the cock's spine gets more stimulation than the head.

There is just something 'extra' about a woman who is into some buttfucking :)
 

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Colonic Irrigation

A very popular holistic health practice is colonic irrigation.

This procedure consists of the insertion of a small surgical steel phallus-shaped device in the rectum, attached to two tubes - one for the inflow of a water-solution and one for the outflow of "that which lies within".

The principle is that just as arteries become blocked, so too does the 5 feet of the colon develop blockages. These blockages become highly toxic. Also, as the body is not able to properly elimate these toxins it must use other means. These include sweat, breath, saliva, everything.

A colonic irrigation session costs $45-$75 for a one hour session, and results in a remarkable feeling of simply having "let s__t go", practically & figuratively.

I practice colonic irrigation on a monthly basis, and although it is an entirely non-sexual procedure it has certainly resulted in my feeling more comfortable with anal-play.

I would imagine that many sp's who offer greek have made use of colonic irrigation.

fiji

ps.http://www.cnhhc.ica.net/p27.htm <==link with info
 
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Cool Dude

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Re: Colonic Irrigation

fijiman said:

I would imagine that many sp's who offer greek have made use of colonic irrigation.

fiji
One can only hope fiji, but I doubt it.
 
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Willywants

Never Lost My Way!

Hey Challenger!
You wittingly, or otherwise, put forth a challenge!
Despite any level of inebriation, whether upright staggering or outright crawling, my sense of smell always directs me home!
And it ain't the smell of fecal emanations. It would be more the aromatic scent of a womans love juice!
Haven't missed yet!

Willywants (to ever be thus guided!)
 
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Willywants

Willy's Willy!

It's like a divining rod when in pursuit of water!
It kind of does it's own thing when in proximity of the appropriate well! That would be the sweet water well, not the one that might tend to be somewhat brackish!

Willywants (to lap at the sweet water font!)
 

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I have to agree with Avery on this one ...

I've tried Greek a few times (3 times I think). All times, belive it or not. were at the request of the SP. All times I was asked, "Would you like to f**k me up the ass?"

Such a sweet, innocent request. Who am I to refuse? :p

But, I must admit, for me there was no real physical thrill to it. It was mentally arousing to know that I'm going up the other hole, but in terms of sensation I didn't notice anything different.

Each time I asked the lady if she enjoyed it. And the answer was invariably yes. I was told that sometimes it's nice to take it up there because it's just "different".

Well, I can't claim to understand, nor can I claim to particularly enjoy. Not that I disliked it either; it just didn't do anything for me. But if it's what the lady likes and wants, I'm only too happy to oblige!
 
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