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miranda

who makes more money-a drug dealer or a prostitute?

a prostitute -she can sell her crack over and over again:)
 

Quickdraw

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a shepherd?

One says "....hey you, get off of my cloud", the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
 

WhaWhaWha

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Quickdraw said:
..."hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
ROFLMAO

There can be only one!

Cheers
Wha
 

The Milk Man

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Simple Quiz

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?

PAGE DOWN TO FIND THE ANSWERS. NO CHEATING!

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Answers:

1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From sheep and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) Squirrel fir.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the throne in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
 

BBW_Morgan

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Re: Simple Quiz

The Milk Man said:
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
Hey, I knew that one! I've always wanted a Presa De Canario - they're awesome looking dogs...

Morgan
 
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Willywants

A Couple More!

What's the difference between a mountain goat and a gold fish?

The gold fish mucks around the fountain!

What's the difference between a circus and a strip show?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts!

Willy
 
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Willywants

I Still Like The One About...

....the queer midget who went up on a guy!

Willy
 
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