OK letterman's Passe, bet here goes...
#10 - I don't have to get dressed to go to work
#9 - I can keep Porn in my history folder
#8 - I spend my day working on women
#7 - I can write off trips to the strip club
#6 - I can tell my wife I'm going to see an escort
#5 - My wife can take calls from escorts without asking me questions
#4 - Ladies pay me to see them
#3 - I don't have to hide my e-mails from by boss
#2 - "So, where do you want me?" is a commonly heard
And the #1 Reason
#1 - I rarely have to pay for lunch when I go out with a lady
There are downsides though to the job, but I'll let you all enjoy your fantasy Vicariously......
#10 - I don't have to get dressed to go to work
#9 - I can keep Porn in my history folder
#8 - I spend my day working on women
#7 - I can write off trips to the strip club
#6 - I can tell my wife I'm going to see an escort
#5 - My wife can take calls from escorts without asking me questions
#4 - Ladies pay me to see them
#3 - I don't have to hide my e-mails from by boss
#2 - "So, where do you want me?" is a commonly heard
And the #1 Reason
#1 - I rarely have to pay for lunch when I go out with a lady
There are downsides though to the job, but I'll let you all enjoy your fantasy Vicariously......