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For what we are about to recieve...(pt.#1)

Wandering D

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> >>INEXPERIENCED CHILI TASTER
> >>Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named Grant , who was
> >>visiting Texas
> >>from Canada: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at
> >>a chili
> >>cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment
> >>and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking
> >>directions to
> >>the beer wagon, when the call came. I was assured by the other two
> >>judges
> >>(Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and
> >>besides,
> >>they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I
> >>accepted." Here are
> >>the scorecards from the event:
> >>_________________________________________________________
> >>CHILI # 1 MIKE'S MANIAC MOBSTER MONSTER CHILI
> >>JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
> >>JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
> >>
> >>GRANT: Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove
> >>dried paint from
> >>your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope
> >>that's the worst
> >>one. These Texans are crazy.
> >>_________________________________________________________
> >>CHILI # 2 ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI
> >>JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
> >>JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken
> >>seriously.
> >>
> >>GRANT: Keep this out of the reach of children I'm not sure what I
> >>am supposed to
> >>taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give
> >>me the
> >>Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw
> >>the look on my face.
> >>_________________________________________________________
> >>CHILI # 3 FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
> >>JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.
> >>JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
> >>
> >>GRANT: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels
> >>like I have
> >>been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now get me more
> >>beer before I
> >>ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the
> >>front part of
> >>my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all the beer.
> >>________________________________________________________
> >>CHILI # 4 BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
> >>JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
> >>JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish
> >>or other
> >>mild foods, not much of a chili.
> >>
> >>GRANT: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable
> >>to taste it,
> >>is it possible to burnout taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was
> >>standing behind me
> >>with fresh refills; that 300lb. bitch is starting to look HOT
> >>just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chili an aphrodisiac?
> (go to part two)
 
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