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gramage

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I did an audition for a theatre program at my school earlier today and a few things just craked me up that I thought I'd share. for the audition you had to create your own monologue based on either a)the strangest thing happened the other day b) if a genie could grant me one wish or c) my culteral heritage is. here's a few highlights

for culteral heritage, a white girl referred to the white race as "the grout of the culteral mosaic, we're everywhere but everyones looking at the tiles instead"
for the genie one, a guy talking about a weight loss plan that claimed lose 10 punds in 48 hours, and he said "what do I cut off an arm?"
and for the strangest thing. A girl talking about this huge vibrator she got, and now she's no longer intimidated by men "I don't need you anymore I've got my own penis"
 

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Rather insulting to men - I would have been inclined to say strangest thing "I got a can of jello pudding, now I don't need women any more".
 
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gramage

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culteral roots oddly enough. j/k it was strangest thing
 
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