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Cause For Concern! Cold Porcelain And Ice In The Urinal!

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Willywants

Hey Gentleman!
According to an article in yesterday's Sun, we no longer have to rely on the operation for penile elongation as offered by Dr. Stubb, learned from Dr. Long!
There is a new herbal capsule on the market guaranteed to increase penis size by 25%! It's called Eratos!
Got a chuckle out of the article with some of the visuals it created in my warped mind!
Instead of dragging two feet, you can now drag three!
Standing back 25% further from the urinal so's to avoid the cold porcelain could cause messy washroom floors!
We'll have to stand back even further in establishments that put ice in the urinal!
Think of the thrill your favourite dancer will get in the VIP lounge!
Think of the cost of replacing all your underwear as you move from medium to large!
Apparently the product not only increases length, it will also increase thickness!
Supposedly it will also make your penis look prettier!
70 caps only $78!!
Wow!
Let's see now, by my calculations, 8x.25=4, 4+8=12!
Anyone subscribing to this new "miracle grow" will have to tie a cute little red bow on their penis for their next SP visit!
Look out ladies!! Here we come!!

Willywants (to avoid growing a third foot!)
 

Sasha Jones

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I bet it works about as well as the pills they sell to women that make thier boobies grow.
Which is not very well!
 

WhaWhaWha

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Sasha Jones said:
I bet it works about as well as the pills they sell to women that make thier boobies grow.
Which is not very well!
Oh no, you mean you tried them? I've seen you in person, and may I say it was totally unnecessary. These pills - such great risk for for so little in return.
Cheers
Wha
 
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Tie a brick from it and walk around for a month or 2.If this doesn't increase it's size by 25% nothing will.It should also change it's color.
 
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Willywants

Okay! Okay! I Skipped Math 101!

I was dreaming in technicolor! Large screen!!
So I'll settle for 10 flaccid!

Sheik!
Grow 400%??? From flaccid?
You also need math lessons!
0x400% = 0! Lol!

Hey Spud!
A certain Asian culture tried weighing down their penises with rocks to help with the elongation process!
Apparently it works for length but renders the tool useless! That fact was mentioned in the article!

Sasha!
I cannot perceive of you ever being that self concious about those heavenly attributes of yours that you would actually have tried breast enhancement pills!

Hey Doc!
What does the wife think about such rude displays in the mall?
Or does she just parade you around telling all the other ladies to eat their hearts out?
Or does she honestly say, "No big deal!"

Willywants (to find that other two inches somewhere to get rid of my three legged limp!)
 

Jenn_angel

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In Rome with the Pope
In the fashion of Willy...

Jennwants(The ability to share hers... No trade hers with another woman for just one day... Good God these are heavy...)

Ok now really... The pills are crap!

No questions.
 

Sasha Jones

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Really Retired.....REALLY!
Just for the record, I have never tried the breast enhancement pills myself. Read lots of reviews on them though and most are negative.
I suspect that the only positive ones are ones that the manufacturer either made up or paid for.

As for my "heveanly attributes" and not needing enhancement.... you guys should pay more attention.... they have already been enhanced :) prior to that I fit into a training bra, and no, that isn't an exaggeration and I wasn't 12 when I got them done either!
 
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Willywants

Enhanced?? Really??

Hey Sasha!
We know! The fact has been mentioned on several other threads!
That doesn't diminish them as attributes or the fact that they appear heavenly!

Hi Jenn!
Still looking for a head to rest them atop???
Still offering!

Willywants (to get back to penile enhancing exercises!)
 

Jenn_angel

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LMAO

Careful Willy... I am having a particularly frisky week... Mind you I think I know I would have a wonderful time with you... ;)

Mmmmmmm... All this talk about where to rest my breasts... Mmmmm now where shall I rest them?

Willy all posts and no booking makes Willy a big tease... LOL

Jennwants(To be on top of Willy... Just like in our Top poster positions... mmm...)

Jennalsowants(To get rid of this friskyness... Mmmm... It makes it hard to be a good girl this week)
 
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Willywants

Willy's A "Big" Tease!

Thank you for the compliment Jenn!
See!! The pills do work!! Lol!

Hey! I'm all over the map of late!
Was in Barrie last week! Where were you???
Peterborough, Belleville, Kingston this week! Alliston, (Nottawasaga) on the weekend, Charlottetown, Moncton and Halifax next week, Ottawa, and back to Kingston, Belleville, Peterborough the following week! Tired yet??
Then back down East to Charlottetown, Moncton, Fredericton, Saint John, Halifax and, YIPPEE, St. John's Nfld!
If I'm still standing at the end of the month, I may want to lay down somewhere!
Did I mention the weekends are also full? Three day show in Toronto and a three day show in Ottawa on back to back weekends!
Now you can see why the interest in building up that third "leg"!
Anybody that runs as hard and fast, as I seem to, needs a third leg!! Lol!

Willywants (to stop for a whiff of woman scent somewhere along the line!)
 

Jenn_angel

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Re: Willy's A "Big" Tease!

Willywants said:
Thank you for the compliment Jenn!
See!! The pills do work!! Lol!

Hey! I'm all over the map of late!
Was in Barrie last week! Where were you???
Peterborough, Belleville, Kingston this week! Alliston, (Nottawasaga) on the weekend, Charlottetown, Moncton and Halifax next week, Ottawa, and back to Kingston, Belleville, Peterborough the following week! Tired yet??
Then back down East to Charlottetown, Moncton, Fredericton, Saint John, Halifax and, YIPPEE, St. John's Nfld!
If I'm still standing at the end of the month, I may want to lay down somewhere!
Did I mention the weekends are also full? Three day show in Toronto and a three day show in Ottawa on back to back weekends!
Now you can see why the interest in building up that third "leg"!
Anybody that runs as hard and fast, as I seem to, needs a third leg!! Lol!

Willywants (to stop for a whiff of woman scent somewhere along the line!)
I was IN Barrie... Every day with the exception of Wed. night until Thursay night... Don't tell me that was you on Thursday! Heck Friday was... In Barrie!

Alliston... I go there... Rate is the same as a Toronto incall...

Now the Toronto thing... What weekend? lol. I can usually make those too!

Better to catch me before I move at the end of the month! It could get a little crazy then.
 
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