I saw a post from the site Men Behaving Badly and it was hysterical. I just had to take a minute to start a thread here. The thread starter askd people (sps included of course) to post their favorite lines from sessions with MPAs or SPs. Here are a few of mine.....
1. "My God, I could get into trouble with that thing" (during a massage... any time, any time)
2. "I have an MBA and work at XXX Bank" (Blew me away)
3. "You'll have to sleep on the oter side of the bed" (Suffice it to say she was a gusher)
4. "Do you want to f*** me again?" (Gee let me think. lol The MBA told me that one).
5. "After that you should be paying me" (Yeah, like that is going to happen)
6. "Where did you learn to do that?" (Gee, I think I took a course in college my freshman year)
7. "You are huge.... reminds me of the Pamela and Tommy Leet video." (Why thank you).
8. " Did you know you had water damage on your celing?" (Not mine but it was my favorite from the other board)
I would love to hear some more of these. Too funny!!!!
1. "My God, I could get into trouble with that thing" (during a massage... any time, any time)
2. "I have an MBA and work at XXX Bank" (Blew me away)
3. "You'll have to sleep on the oter side of the bed" (Suffice it to say she was a gusher)
4. "Do you want to f*** me again?" (Gee let me think. lol The MBA told me that one).
5. "After that you should be paying me" (Yeah, like that is going to happen)
6. "Where did you learn to do that?" (Gee, I think I took a course in college my freshman year)
7. "You are huge.... reminds me of the Pamela and Tommy Leet video." (Why thank you).
8. " Did you know you had water damage on your celing?" (Not mine but it was my favorite from the other board)
I would love to hear some more of these. Too funny!!!!