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Most Memorable Lines from Sessions

cooper

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I saw a post from the site Men Behaving Badly and it was hysterical. I just had to take a minute to start a thread here. The thread starter askd people (sps included of course) to post their favorite lines from sessions with MPAs or SPs. Here are a few of mine.....

1. "My God, I could get into trouble with that thing" (during a massage... any time, any time)

2. "I have an MBA and work at XXX Bank" (Blew me away)

3. "You'll have to sleep on the oter side of the bed" (Suffice it to say she was a gusher)

4. "Do you want to f*** me again?" (Gee let me think. lol The MBA told me that one).

5. "After that you should be paying me" (Yeah, like that is going to happen)

6. "Where did you learn to do that?" (Gee, I think I took a course in college my freshman year)

7. "You are huge.... reminds me of the Pamela and Tommy Leet video." (Why thank you).

8. " Did you know you had water damage on your celing?" (Not mine but it was my favorite from the other board)

I would love to hear some more of these. Too funny!!!!
 

crash

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"Oh ... baby.... I want.. to see you.. fuck her.. hard" (said in flat, unemotional, monotone voice by the 2nd girl in an encounter devoid of any sensuality, passion, whatever). Lines like that are anti-viagra. A forgettable experience.

"You could really do some serious damage with that thing!" Sure, only if I poked myself in the eye, in which case why would I need to pay someone else?

"You have a really nice cock!" What the #@$! are you supposed to respond to that? "I bet you say that to all the boys"?

And what is the deal with "My nipples are really sensitive?" Is that an excuse like 'the headache'? I would think sensitive nipples would be a plus IF YOU WANTED TO GET AROUSED. (oops, I feel a rant coming on, must calm down).


Oh and "Hi, I'm Sheik's older, smaller, brother... can I get a freebie?" Just doesn't seem to work for me. :rolleyes:


Lines I have never heard:

"I am not putting that thing into my mouth UNLESS I can swallow!".
 
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Captain Bly

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Is this boat all yours or just the poop deck?

Did you feel the earth move? Answer, no it was the sea!!

Do you ever take your wooden leg off? The answer kept her quiet for quite a while.
 
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