Ice-T said:
Why did I bother going to a SC? Don't get me wrong, SC have their place, but for the $$ they charge, what do ya get? Damn I miss Eclypse.
Yes, you're a freakin' idiot. However, it has nothing to do with hanging out in stripclubs sometimes. I, myself, hang out at strip clubs and have an I.Q. of 98. Therefore, you can still be smart even if you pay $20 a lapdance.
Which reminds me......oh yeah, about Strip clubs and MPs......
I think that stripclubs and MPs are two totally different experiences, and both have their place depending on what you're looking for at the time:
The Pro's of Strip Clubs
1. You can hang out for hours, and no-one cares if you're there by yourself.
2. You can usually watch free porn.
3. You can drink.
4. You can have a good look at all the girls before picking someone out for lapdances.
5. If you get high mileage, you get the added thrill that goes with having sex in a public place.
The Con's of Strip Clubs
1. If you're trying to "get off", you can spend a lot of cash and still fail.
2. Some clubs smell bad.
3. The chairs in some clubs are not good for your posture.
4. Sometimes you hang out for hours only to decide there's no-one you want dances from.
5. Sometimes the cops come in and spoil everyone's fun.
6. Some girls try to rip you off.
The Pro's of MPs
1. The massage part.
2. Best value for $ in the hobby.
3. Lots of young petite asian girls (could be a con if you don't like asian girls).
4. Showers.
5. Privacy.
6. Full access.
7. Better lighting.
The Con's of MP's
1. Relatively short time.
2. Can be mechanical.
3. Many girls can't speak english all that well.
4. The lingering thought that somehow the girl is enslaved to some shady chinese mafia figure.
5. If there's no shower, can be tricky to rid yourself of the incriminating oil/powder.
6. Driving time. Sometimes there's no-one there you'd like. Drive on. Sometimes the place you like is inexplicably closed. Drive on. Sometimes there's no-one available when you arrive. Drive on. Etc.
In short, I prefer SCs for hanging out for long periods of time. I prefer MPs for "releasing tension" when I don't want to spend much time.