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bartbarty

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I thought I would check out the local strip clubs over the weekend and come up with some kind of a review and sugestions. First the Strip , had a good crowd , a few females amongst , disc jockie was trying to encourage the patrons to applaud after each dance , I think this should be up to the viewer to decide and the dancer to preform a worthy applaud. The girls are very friendly always struting around asking for dances and sometimes sitting with you for a short chat, I went in the back room with one of my fav's and before we got started the bouncer ran through saying law enforcement , we went out front till they left and one of the other dancers I know told me she got a $130 . fine the night before and the bar got a $5,000. That's the reason for the bouncers walk in the rooms so in order for the girls to get steady clients and give good mileage they have to tread thin ice. Beer is $5.85 washrooms clean , waitress are friendly and the doorman greets you when you enter and leave , parking free.---------- Next night was Maxims on king st , first of all you pay to park and on the way there dodge the panhandlers , fare crowd half full , some female patrons ,there were few to no dancers walking the floor and no stopovers , the crowd was enthusiastic as there was a dueo on stage ,this is something the strips disc jock should encourage the dancers to do, beer was $5.75 and I left bored till I got outside and was asked by a female panhandler if I would like to go to the peep show with her wtf there's cameras on that street , I tossed her a loonie and headed for the suburbs---- Next night was Solid Gold plains rd burlington it's been a while since I was there last since Kennedy went to east ( o what a gem ) as I was walking throught the parking lot I noticed that the people were heading in and out with no coats on and stoping to piss between the cars wtf no,,,, a $3.00 cover charge and a $1.00 coat check , The place was half full no crowd enthusiam , dancers were lively on stage and friendly on the froor , beer $5.75 and after a couple I had to releive my self ( go pee) WTF there's still a washroom attentend reading a book and you have to ask for a paper towel , so I fliped him a loonie and left. I think this weekend I'm going to head north to guelph and check out the Manor ttfn :D
 

andrewyorke

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That frickin' washroom guy!

That's why people piss in the parking lot. I hate that guy!

I just can't bring myself to go to strip clubs any more. I can spend the same money at an MP and get way more bang for my buck. Now, if only I could have a drink and watch all the girls walk by before getting my massage. That would be cool!
 

ArcticWolf

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You may catch a duo show on stage at the Strip from time to time, it depends on how much by-law is harrassing the club. As for the doormen doing the checks on the vip lounges ... get used to it. Like I said ... by-law's a pain. Every time a girl is fined, the bar is fined, & the manager of that shift has to make a court appearance for every individual fine. Just be aware ... The city has a serious hard-on for the Strip.
 

yosh_man

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Good reviews Bart and I say I must agree with your assessments. I think there is a place for the local strip clubs as it's not always possible to go the 'Falls all the time. Too bad about the LE and the 'Strip but I new they had a serious hardon for them long ago. I did notice you left out Stilleto's. Is that place still up and running or just not worth reviewing?
 

bartbarty

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the manor

Well I did what I said and headed to the Manor Fri evening it's about a 45 min drive from the Hammer , what a great place ,lots of free parking, $3 door fee, tons of patrons, good music ,,washroom attendent,$5.25 beer. The dancers were all gorgeous , and each one preformed a good stage show with lots of guys tipping lying on the stage, the only thing that I didn't like was the amount of girls in the audience that were not dancers , also the dancers don't work the floor to much for dances.
 
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