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Well kids, the easter Bunny is dead...

Was I justified in stuffing the dead bunny in his mail box?

  • Yes, he shouldn't have let his friend drive home drunk anyways.

    Votes: 10 43.5%
  • No, Heather you're a sick, sick person.

    Votes: 5 21.7%
  • Roflmao !

    Votes: 8 34.8%

  • Total voters
    23

Heather

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Last night the neighbor next door threw a rowdy party. As one of his obviously inebriated friends peeled out when he left, he creamed the little bunny rabbit I've been feeding all winter.
Today I took a shovel, scaped up Peter Cottontail off the road and stuffed him in my neighbors mail box. I figured it was his party, his rowdy friends and therefore his mess.
Was I justified in doing this?
 
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Willywants

Mail Drop!

Hi Heather!
I would say if it was one of those rural type mail boxes, no problem!
If it was a door mail slot, first, the bunny would really have to have been flattened, second, getting the poor guy through the slot would have been pretty messy!
I think if you knew for sure it was one of your neighbours visitors that did it, and your neighbour allowed a guest to leave that inebriated, then why not!!

Willywants (to make some Welsh Rarebit!)
 

drlove

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I agree with your viewpoint, Heather. Your neighbour had an ethical responsibility to ensure that no inebriated patrons of his party got behind the wheel.

In my opinion, his negligence endangered the life of his friend, and also put the general public at risk as well. I.e.(those who may have encountered him on his drive home.) He deserves to have his a** nailed to the wall. :mad:

Please accept my condolences on the loss of your bunny rabbit.
 
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Jay_toronto

Has Bugsy would say.

Of course you know this means war!

I betcha the partyin dude isn't even gonna notice that a mangled bunnywabbit is in his mailbox. Where his parents away for the Easter weekend? I just hope that the mailman doesn't have too many Egg McMuffins on Tuesday morning.

Aldo
I asked a cab driver where could I get some action, he took me to my house.
 

Cool Dude

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Were you able to keep one of the rabbit's feet for luck.:p
 

E_B_Samaritano

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Why do I somehow smell April Fools written all over this..?

Heather,

I vote rotflmao on this one...the dead rabbit road kill Easter bunny has been around a long time.

EBS:p
 

Heather

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No, Sam. It wasn't an April Fool's Day prank. I really did shove a dead bunny in my neighbor's mail box. Let's just say I was hopping mad.

The other idea I had, unfortunately occured to me after I disposed of the body. I would have liked to put a smashed Easter basket beside the body along with some squished Easter Candy, then photograph it and put up posters all over the neigherborhood saying that the guy and his friends killed the Easter Bunny. I'm sure the neighborhood kids would have found their own way to get back at him.

I had been feeding the little varmint all winter, much to the delight of all the other critters that are now frequenting my yard. Aparently squirrels and birds seem to like rabbit food just as much the bunny did. It just pisses me off that he survived all winter through the -40 tempertures and lack of food when the snow covered everything only to be smeared across the road by some thoughtless *sshole come spring.

Aldo: His parents? This guy is in his thirties. Somehow I think kids would have been more wary of the bunny. When I was in my teens a friend of mine hit a deer. He was sick over it for a week. It seems when we hit our late 20's -30's this is gone. When you're a little kid you and all your friends love animals. Slowly as we age it disapates. As humans we seem to get more an more callous with age until we ourselves start degenerate in old age. Then it seems we begin to understand compassion once again. I'm sure there are exceptions, and I truly believe some people are just born *ssholes, but this has been my experience for the most part.
 
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Heather

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You're kidding? I have some lit here that attributes it to Franklin.
Come to think of it, it does sound more like something Thoreau would say.
 

Cool Dude

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I'm going to kill that swilly wabbit! Elmer Fudd. :p
 
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