that bastard

Despite rumours that he may be I think he succumbed to his kidney ailment. He had a rare kidney ailment called "2000 lb bomb hitting his bunker". It almost always fatal.

I have it on good authority that they will never catch him. He was out of Afghanistan within 48 hrs of 9/11. He is currently working as a bouncer at I Don't Knows in Etobicoke. Since the place is not frequented, except by transients and low-life (I've been there once, that was enough), his anonymity will keep him safe.

Either that, or he is a cab driver in Winnipeg.


(Sorry if I offend anyone, just kidding).

I heard he was Sadam Husein's house guest in downtown Bagdad.

Look out below your poor iraqui bastards

I reckon if he was alive he would have sent out another "Fuck you Infidels!" video by now.

He is probally living in Kitchener collecting welfare knowing our Goverment.

Why Booty, have you done something to get the wrath of Miranda invoked upon yourself?

OMg this thread is so old!


Digging in the archives tonight?

He's working as an Elvis impersonator in North Bay.

Easy, you almost had it, I think his new alias is "Wearya Bin Hidin"

I personally don't think they've got him yet and as long as the US keeps trying (even if bush doesn't get re-elected) they will get him eventually. The world really isn't that big SOMEONE will turn him in, probably one of those true believers who doesn't give a rat's ass about paradise after he's dead....he wants it NOW (and he can have it with the reward money).

Bush might bring him back captured before the elections...