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Willywants
Hey all you married or otherwise attached guys!
In pursuit of the hobby, what is the most deceitful thing you have done, that if found out, would have your SO slapping your face, packing your bags and turfing you out?
Keeping your pursuits for the road is reasonably safe! What about your pursuits on home turf?
Had a funny situation almost a year ago that still makes me giggle!
'Twas a beautiful Sunday afternoon! Rented a room at a fine hotel, and welcomed the lovely Angel Astrid, prior arrangements having been made thru Allison.
Roses galore and a little wine set the stage!
I had told the wife previously, not to make any plans for the evening 'cause I had a surprise for her! She, of course, was at work! Where else?
After 3 hours with Astrid, the bed was more than a little rumpled!
After Astrid left, I zipped out, bought some more roses, replenished the wine, and returned to the hotel!
I agonozied over getting the bed back to pristine condition so it wouldn't look used!
Picked up the wife later that evening, brought her to the hotel and we sipped some wine from well rinsed glasses and I presented her with the roses!
After a fine dinner at the hotel, we returned to the room!
The wife was too tired to soak in the tub, so she just changed into her flannel night gown and we watched a bit of television!
Lo and behold, it comes time to go to bed and I'm holding my breath! She climbs into bed, under the covers, and with a couple of grunts and a snort, she's off to sleep!
So there I sit, the ultimate romantic, listening to the wife snore!
Recriminations? Not a one! Lurid memories of Astrid running through my mind? You bet!
Any wonder I still giggle to myself when I think about it!!
Any other such stories out there???
Willywants (to try that again sometime! I'm in need of a good laugh!)
In pursuit of the hobby, what is the most deceitful thing you have done, that if found out, would have your SO slapping your face, packing your bags and turfing you out?
Keeping your pursuits for the road is reasonably safe! What about your pursuits on home turf?
Had a funny situation almost a year ago that still makes me giggle!
'Twas a beautiful Sunday afternoon! Rented a room at a fine hotel, and welcomed the lovely Angel Astrid, prior arrangements having been made thru Allison.
Roses galore and a little wine set the stage!
I had told the wife previously, not to make any plans for the evening 'cause I had a surprise for her! She, of course, was at work! Where else?
After 3 hours with Astrid, the bed was more than a little rumpled!
After Astrid left, I zipped out, bought some more roses, replenished the wine, and returned to the hotel!
I agonozied over getting the bed back to pristine condition so it wouldn't look used!
Picked up the wife later that evening, brought her to the hotel and we sipped some wine from well rinsed glasses and I presented her with the roses!
After a fine dinner at the hotel, we returned to the room!
The wife was too tired to soak in the tub, so she just changed into her flannel night gown and we watched a bit of television!
Lo and behold, it comes time to go to bed and I'm holding my breath! She climbs into bed, under the covers, and with a couple of grunts and a snort, she's off to sleep!
So there I sit, the ultimate romantic, listening to the wife snore!
Recriminations? Not a one! Lurid memories of Astrid running through my mind? You bet!
Any wonder I still giggle to myself when I think about it!!
Any other such stories out there???
Willywants (to try that again sometime! I'm in need of a good laugh!)