Allegra Escorts Collective
Toronto Escorts

I Was A BAAAAD Boy! The Ultimate Deceit!

W

Willywants

Hey all you married or otherwise attached guys!
In pursuit of the hobby, what is the most deceitful thing you have done, that if found out, would have your SO slapping your face, packing your bags and turfing you out?
Keeping your pursuits for the road is reasonably safe! What about your pursuits on home turf?

Had a funny situation almost a year ago that still makes me giggle!
'Twas a beautiful Sunday afternoon! Rented a room at a fine hotel, and welcomed the lovely Angel Astrid, prior arrangements having been made thru Allison.
Roses galore and a little wine set the stage!
I had told the wife previously, not to make any plans for the evening 'cause I had a surprise for her! She, of course, was at work! Where else?
After 3 hours with Astrid, the bed was more than a little rumpled!
After Astrid left, I zipped out, bought some more roses, replenished the wine, and returned to the hotel!
I agonozied over getting the bed back to pristine condition so it wouldn't look used!
Picked up the wife later that evening, brought her to the hotel and we sipped some wine from well rinsed glasses and I presented her with the roses!
After a fine dinner at the hotel, we returned to the room!
The wife was too tired to soak in the tub, so she just changed into her flannel night gown and we watched a bit of television!
Lo and behold, it comes time to go to bed and I'm holding my breath! She climbs into bed, under the covers, and with a couple of grunts and a snort, she's off to sleep!
So there I sit, the ultimate romantic, listening to the wife snore!
Recriminations? Not a one! Lurid memories of Astrid running through my mind? You bet!
Any wonder I still giggle to myself when I think about it!!

Any other such stories out there???

Willywants (to try that again sometime! I'm in need of a good laugh!)
 
I almost feel like I should use another name but . .

Deceitful? I guess it all depends on the doer & the doee (insert f***er & f***ckee but I am trying to be polite).

The wife and I were living in a one bedroom walkup in NF in our younger days. The divorcee next door was quite the cougar and a real hot platinum blonde for her age. Nice rack and all the curves in the right places. I worked a lot from the house as I was attending post-secondary while the wife worked in the evening.

Well Blondie and I had a very vocal and high-spirited encounter one evening in her spare bedroom which had a common wall with the bedroom in my apartment. Fait accompli, I showered and left the Cougar in her lair and picked-up my car around the block. I returned to my loving wife who had returned early from work. The usual platitudes were exchanged when out of the blue she comments how Blondie must be having a good evening with all the banging and screaming next door. Well it was like jumping in the Artic Ocean; my balls shrunk right up and if I had had a tail it would have been between my legs waiting for the ensuing blow.

Au contraire, all of the hot action next door had her all fired up so I was forced (she damn near broke my arm from the twisting;) )to perform the dastardly deed once again while trying not to wake the neighbor.

A couple of days late I passed Blondie the Cougar in the hall and she commented or should I say boasted that my wife should be sending her a thank you note. Guilty? Only about my inability to keep this show going. I have a hard time being repentant about sex, forgetting birthdays or where I parked the mini-van is a different question.
 

drlove

Ph.D. in Pussyology
Oct 14, 2001
4,709
52
48
The doctor is in
If that were to occur, no doubt the ensuing fervid debacle would have Willy ending his subsequent post with:

Willywants (to take two aspirin and call Dr. Love in the morning!)
 

iguana

New member
Mar 13, 2002
476
0
0
59
TO
I definitely can't touch Willy's story! When I was younger I was living with my girlfriend (now wife). One night we got in an argument so she went to stay with her parents. A friend came over immmediately afterwards and we went out drinking. As it happens a few "working girls" lived in my building. We ended up bumping into a couple of them and took them to a night club. After a while we realized that they were both a little "odd" so we tried to ditch them. Back at my apartment, my friend went off with his girl and I managed to get away from mine and go for a walk. When I come home I see a female in the bed...which I assume to be my girlfriend returned. Shit, it turns out to be the other girl sleeping in my bed drunk because I accidentally left the door unlocked. Imagine if my girlfriend had decided to come back that night!
 

iguana

New member
Mar 13, 2002
476
0
0
59
TO
I think you should have gone through with it. Sounded like a good plan! I slept with a girl in my bed while my wife was downtown!
 
W

Willywants

Worse For Wear!

Gee kiarra! I would have never forgiven you if you had allowed me to DATY in the upstairs washroom!
As a man, I think that would have been one of the worst things you could possibly have done to me!
Only insofar as you didn't invite your friend to come upstairs and join in!
Well! Oh my! You meant it as one of the worst things you've ever done to a female friend! How stupid of me!

Willywants (to use the washroom! Any one around??)
 

Insatiableguy

New member
Feb 9, 2002
70
0
0
54
north of TO
Not on purpose, but...

I had an experience about 10 years ago that happened by accident, but could have ended up much worse for me.

At the time, I was in college and working as a dooman at a stripclub, and a couple of times the staff got together and rented one of those big wooden hot tubs for the weekend. After work Friday and Saturday we would all head over to the tub and party til the wee hours. Believe me, there are few better things than drinking JD and smoking a good cigar outside in -10 degree winter weather with the snow falling around you while you are in a 106 degree hot tub, surrounded by topless, inebriated female strip club staff.

Anyway, at the time, I had been going out with this amazingly cute and liberal waitress for about a month, but had the hots for another waitress at the same time. A couple of hours into this particular party, the girlfriend is hammered and disappears inside the house. I figure she is going to bed, so when the girl I am interested in slides into the tub beside me and takes off her top, I figure I'm golden. I had had more than a few drinks, so when she starts rubbing Mr. Happy under the water, I lean back, close my eyes and enjoy. Soon after, I feel somebody sit next to me, and I look up to see my girlfriend looking at me with a devilish grin. Before I can do or say anything, her hands head south to give me a little rub, only to feel the other girl's hand first.

Because I didn't get hit immediately, I thought for a split second that my girlfriend might actually be into something like that, but she quickly jumped out of the tub and locked herself in the bathroom for the next two hours.

By the next day, we were history, but I got the consolation prize. I got to keep everything intact, and got the other waitress to boot.

Ah, to be young and free again!
 

Smokey

Member
Dec 16, 2001
230
3
18
Well, I have a few of these. I can't top willy. Dude, you are the king. About a year or two ago, I called Lisa Fox (Remember Her!) over for a naughty night. My girlfriend that I lived with was out for the evening with one of her friends. While she was out, I had monkey sex with Lisa on my couch. It was great. Later that night my girlfriend comes home, and bangs me in the same spot that Lisa had just been wrigling away in hours earlier.

That thought was rather comforting while she was taking half my shit.
 
Toronto Escorts