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11/30/04 -- Ottawa -- Canadian authorities have arrested US president George W. Bush in Ottawa. He has been charged with several offences under Canada's War Crimes Act. Vice-President Dick Cheney has mobilized the American military and all border crossings between the two nations have closed. Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin has urged for calm in a short radio and television broadcast to the Canadian people immediately after the arrest. Part of the Prime Minister’s broadcast is included here:
“This decision was not made lightly. But, it was also a decision that was impossible not to make. The United States is not outside the rule of law, and cannot expect to get an unlimited “free pass�. This decision puts a grave strain upon both our nations, and I urge calm and restraint from our American neighbours, as well as from Canadians. I have met with the cabinet, and with our colleagues in the House. This is a time of great crisis for us as a nation. But as people, we will survive this test. Earlier I enacted the Emergency War Powers Act. This is necessary to guarantee our domestic security. This is not a time for panic, for lawlessness, for anything other than a responsible and sobre focus on what lies immediately ahead.�

Prime Minister Martin also said, “President Bush has been arrested under the Canadian War Crimes Act and the charges against him are being processed. He is being treated in accordance with the Geneva Convention and he will be treated fairly.�

Reports from the White House say there is absolute chaos as frantic phone calls and meetings are held to deal with this crisis.

spectrum from one analyst’s prediction of an all out American invasion of Canada to a more restrained pin-point rescue mission of the President. Whatever course of action is decided upon all experts are in agreement that the war in Iraq has so weakened the American military that it could be some days before the United States is ready to field a large scale military response.

Meanwhile, in New York, the Secretary General of the United Nations Kofi Anan has urged for calm, and British Prime Minister Tony Blair has been in almost constant contact with NATO leaders and President Putin of Russia.

A Britney Spears concert which had been scheduled to occur this evening in Ottawa has been postponed. A spokesman for the entertainer said that Ms. Spears was concerned for the President's wife and two daughters. The spokesman also said that Ms. Spears would be praying for the president.

President Bush had been due to attend an Ottawa luncheon when the arrest occurred. Witnesses at the scene said that utter havoc erupted as the arrest was carried out.

Earlier in the day things seemed to be going smoothly on this first visit to Canada by President Bush. The President’s private jet, Air Force One had landed at the Ottawa International airport amidst intense security. Only a few protestors were on hand at the airport to welcome the President.

Authorities had been expecting moderately sized protests in downtown Ottawa, but the fine weather and unseasonably warm temperature brought an estimated three hundred thousand demonstrators out on to the streets.

From the airport the President’s motorcade drove directly to the Ottawa Convention Centre.

The moment that President Bush stepped from his limousine a group of RCMP officers, who had been standing guard, grabbed the President and proceeded to place him under arrest. A gunfight broke out with the President’s secret service bodyguard. In the short exchange of gunfire two bystanders were killed and another three slightly wounded by flying debris. The RCMP were able to quickly subdue the American agents, and they have been detained in a separate facility. Separate fire arms related charges are pending.

According to Canadian Justice Department officials the President faces a lengthy list of offences.

Canada’s War Crimes Act was designed to hold foreigners accountable for their complicity or involvement in a vast array of war crimes.

George Bush is being charged not only as the civilian head of government of the United States, but also as the commander in chief of the United States Armed Forces. This position could bring with it even more serious consequences, but he will not face the death penalty.

Under both Canadian and International War Crimes law George Bush is being charged with genocide, torture, murder, and the most strong of all war crimes, the crime of war of aggression.

The United Nations position on the illegality of the Iraq invasion has been known for sometime, but sceptics believed that the UN would fail to be able to bring America to account.

Copyright: PKJ - pkj@pkj.ca

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Canada has no WMDs and thus would not be open to US invasion.
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You'd have to take us to court to get him back.
 

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LOL, pretty funny.

DQ, I can't believe you're still here - I thought you moved already.

Come come now, we all know that Canada would never take such a bold move without world approval - would be a way to add a blue state to the US though.

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onthebottom said:
LOL, pretty funny.

DQ, I can't believe you're still here - I thought you moved already.

Come come now, we all know that Canada would never take such a bold move without world approval - would be a way to add a blue state to the US though.

OTB
OTB,

Those Americans that want to move to Canada should do so. Birds of a feather..you know the rest.
We take Alberta in return..LOL
 

onthebottom

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langeweile said:
OTB,

Those Americans that want to move to Canada should do so. Birds of a feather..you know the rest.
We take Alberta in return..LOL
If we're being serious, then I'd hate to see anyone leave the US, at the end of the day the strength of a democracy is the (in some ways) measured by the degree to which you can disagree civilly. To leave is to capitulate - I think they should stay and fight for what they believe, that will make the country strong - if they don't have the stomach for that then perhaps we'd be better off with them somewhere else.

If we're kidding, then I say we take over Canada, sell Quebec to the French for a dollar (as a thank you for the Louisiana purchase) gerrymander the remainder into a blue state (around Ontario) and call it New Canuck and a Red state around Alberta and call it Canukatuky.

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I was being sarcastic. DQ is a good man a true blue American. I would hate to see him leave. On a serious level i agree with your comments OTB.

On the sarcastic level I would add most of the North East to QC and called it the socialist republic of the united staates.
 

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We should also arrest Putin for the massacre in Chechnya as well as the Chinese leader for the brutality in Tibet. Also, Chirac for the killing going on in Ivory Coast. Those are just the few I can think of off the top of my head. There’s probably many more that need to get arrested.

Maybe we should host an international summit and arrest them all while they’re here.
 

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Cinema Face said:
We should also arrest Putin for the massacre in Chechnya as well as the Chinese leader for the brutality in Tibet. Also, Chirac for the killing going on in Ivory Coast. Those are just the few I can think of off the top of my head. There’s probably many more that need to get arrested.

Maybe we should host an international summit and arrest them all while they’re here.
You would need to bring them to Canada, we all know you don't have the capability to go there and get them. Canada as the worlds police force - not a bad idea actually, like a UK Bobbie without a gun in South Central trying to breakup a gang fight.

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Re: OTB

DonQuixote said:
How do you know I didn't move.
I'm camped out on a sunny, sandy beach on the Sea of Cortez.
I liquidated all my holdings and bought gold.
I already made $$$ as the $US is tumbling.
My only concern is too much sun.
Lovely place down here. Hope you enjoy the winter.

The chicks are lovely; scantily clad I might add.

With a sunny disposition. Don
Excellent, send us a postcard. I'd say you'll do OK with gold for a while - you want to watch that buy high -sell low tendency many market trailers fall into but should work for a while - the US dollar is trending down for the next couple years at least.


Use plenty of skin block - skin cancer is no laughing matter. Can you get the Browns on satellite?

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