Review Part 1 - Joey in Ottawa (Ottawa Playgirls)

I was in Ottawa overnight last week, and booked ahead with www.ottawaplaygirls.com. Tracey was very helpful via PM’s to help me decide which lady would be best suited to me needs. I called her when I arrived in town, and later confirmed the time and hotel info.
I decided on Joey, who arrived at my door precisely on time. While the age, description, and photos online were accurate, I was a little disappointed on her looks. She was not unattractive, but was very plain looking, and with her clothes on, she would not have stood out in a crowd. I realize that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and others may find her more attractive than I did. Joey is 19-21 years old (it says 19 on the website, but I am sceptical). She’s about 120lbs, blond hair, about 5’5�, and probably a 34A/B.

She immediately confirmed her rate per hour, and business was taken care of. She was very grateful when I offered her a glass of wine, and encouraged her to join me for a drink or two while we got to know each other. When I sat with her, she was quick to review restrictions. I don’t blame her for that, it helps both of us avoid any misunderstandings, and I had no trouble with her “no Greek� rule. However, I was then told about the detailed menu of extras that sort of turned me off. “20 dollars for any light kissing, $50 (or $60) if I want any bare back BJ, and no CIM�. I think there were a number of other separate fees for various activities. I can see the safety restrictions, but simply charging extra to disregard them? Sounds like safety is NOT the issue, but a way to nickel and dime a guy. I imagine that I am like most guys, in that it’s hard to say no to things once we are sitting with a girl and start getting horny!

However, $20 for kissing? Give me a break. This is seriously nit picking! I want a price for my hour’s service, and that’s that. I can see charges for those substantial extras, (Greek etc) but a complete schedule of fees? I felt like I was at a Massage Parlour: $40 for this, $50 for that, $60 for the other thing, package deal is $xxx for your choice of three options"... shit, I felt like I was ordering a new car and deciding on trim packages! I decided to capitulate and tell her that I was good for the extra 20 bucks for “kissing�, but wouldn’t be interested I any other “extras�.

With this uneasiness out of the way we sat together, talking comfortably, and enjoying a few drinks. Joey told me that she was glad I was the talkative type, and we were soon at ease and enjoying each other’s company. I wouldn’t quite say she was the intellectual type, but carried on a decent conversation. When it was time to start playing, she stopped me to confirm the extra $20, or she wasn’t going to start kissing me. I thought that a bit insulting, and thought that it was okay to give it to her when we finished. I didn’t think it was necessary to stop and get it, but cooperated by doing so. To tell you the truth, I make it a rule never to let a girl see where I keep my wallet. I may have to leave her alone in the room later while I use the bathroom, and no offence girls, it’s just a precaution in case I happen to be spending time with a less than honest person.

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Review Part 2 - Joey in Ottawa (Ottawa Playgirls)

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We began undressing, and although I asked her to take the lead, and undress me, she ignored my request. Okay, so maybe she missed my queue on that one. I must add that when she was undressed, I was disappointed to see that she had heavy duty stretch marks from having a child. Now, I’m not complaining, but I was a little disappointed in seeing it, and I usually hope for better looks when I am paying for a body to look at and to touch. Oh well, not a big deal, but some guys might be totally turned off by it, so I am mentioning it. After all, this is a review board!

The bed play and finish was okay, but here also I must say that I was very disappointed in the action. It was uninspired, boring, and to be quite simple, I wasn’t getting very turned on. She refused any kind of BLS, had the nerve to tell me that I should “shave down there� before I see her again and she would be more willing. (Huh?) She seemed to enjoye my DATY, and was very clean and fresh there. Her CBJ was average, and didn’t do much for me.

Her cell phone rang a number of times while we were in bed, and I finally told her to answer it so it might stop. She checked it and saw that it was her sister, and didn’t want to speak with her; however she must have silenced the ringer or something because it didn’t ring again.

Once I could see that I might as well finish things up, I got her on me for a cowboy and she at least finally showed some energy in doing so, but again, it wasn't above average. No vocals, nothing at all to help make it more fun or exciting for me. It would appear that this was only work to her, and she did not display any passion for the activities whatsoever. Don’t get me wrong, I know that it IS only business for most girls, but considering what I am paying for, most girls should at least pretend a bit more for a guy!

We cuddled a bit afterwards, which I was grateful for, then I asked her if she would get me a warm cloth? She got up and proceeded to get HERSELF one, stood there washing her crotch in front of me, and then began to dress. Oh well, another “little extra� that probably costs more!!

We were finished about 40 mins into the appointment, and she accepted my offer for more wine and a few snacks I had around, and thanked me sincerely for being so hospitable. At precisely 45 mins, her driver called to remind her that her time was almost up, which I also found quite annoying. We chatted, drank some more, and she left at exactly 60 mins.

Overall, she was pleasant and okay to be with, and at $200, not really a rip off, but I would not see her again, and I don’t think that I will use OPG again. The schedule of graduating fees, depending on services, and the 45 min warning bell seem to be company policy that I can live without. In only get a chance to do this a few times a year, and I would like things a lot more fun than they turned out to be this evening.

I guess I should have spent more time looking for a fun loving Indy before I made my trip, but it was last minute and I thought I could rely on a reputable agency for some fun. The one thing that I was VERY glad about, is that I made my appointment just as the Grey Cup festivities started, because I suspect that further into the weekend, all of the working girls in town will be very busy (and worn out!)

Hopefully, I’ll do better next time. Oh, ya, one other thing. About 4 hours later, I was feeling energetic again, and thought what the hell, I only get out of town once or twice a year, so I decided to try again. I went down to the hotel concierge and asked for recommendations. With a wink and a nod, he slipped me a business card, said he highly recommends them and I walked away. Then I looked down at the card in my hand: "Ottawa Play Girls" *sigh* oh well…

I returned to my room and resumed drinking instead!

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selection said:

..... but I suggest that when you call that agency you ask Tracey who is gfe or not or, pm her she will tell you and also tell you how much extra it is.I did so recently and then made my decision. Its to bad that she can't really ask on the phone but if you use the terb lingo.....

..... When I saw Joey I had a hell of a good time so it might be YMMV... I did pay 250$ off the bat as I asked Tracey if she was gfe. She said that it would cost 250$ and I accepted.

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Thanks for the comments selection. I admit many of the aspects of my encounter may be a YMMV situation. However, I had thought that I made it pretty clear to Tracey what kind of session I wanted, I guess not though. Not her fault I suppose, but my main point stays the same, why would it matter which "menu" I choose for the same girl? If Tracey was any kind of business person, she would have told me up front, if you want a **really** good time, its $250!

Being told that of course would have raised the question, what kind of time do I get for $180?

I think it should be one fee for "a good time" and the amount of fun I get for my money should depend on the girl, not depend on varying fees with the same girl!