I would like to start a do not call list to give a heads up to others and see who others think should be added.
My two picks for DO NOT CALL are LFP escorts SNOW WHITE 872-0339 and JESSICA 854-6789.
SNOW WHITE is like Snow White on crack, operates out of a dilapidated building across from Fanshawe. My gut instinct told me to bail as soon as I heard this spaced out chick on the phone but curiosity sometimes wins out. On arrival to the cigarette wrenched seedy appartment, the SP was in the process of kicking some guy out of the apartment who also appeared to be all cracked out. He left but knocked on the door and asked her for the keys so I take it he knew her and was not another client. I sat down and considered whether I oughta bolt but she tells me she will 'make it up to me' if I stay....she is appealing to a person's empathy at this point, much like a beggar on the streets will do and she would be attractive if cleaned up. Sadly, I make one of those WTF decisions and give her the fee for half hour. She whips off her pants, leaves her shirt on, spreads her legs and instructs me not to go near her with that thing without a condom on, which of course I wouldn't want to anyway. She says no digits, no this, no that, basically just cold, distant, barren, action. She leaves me to try and get myself hard, and with every minute that passes that I am unable to get erect she continues to make the situation worse by repeatedly saying "is it ready yet? We're running out of time....". The phone rings and it is another client on his way over and she is telling him to just wait a few minutes. The she tells me"it's my mom, she's coming over". Now try to imagine having any arousal under these conditions you would have to be freshly out of a five year prison term. In any case, this went on for the remainder of the clock as she kept acting all exasperated how long it was taking but not having the skill, ability, or desire to know how to relax the client. She refuses to allow even protected digital at this point as I'd given up trying to get an erection. She then says "this is going nowhere, now you can leave quietly or........." and of course you don't want to know what someone who has nothing to lose will do- obviously she doesn't care about her business or her customers or herself and this is about as bad as it gets. I get dressed and head for the door as she tells her 'mom' on the phone to wait for her downstairs. As I leave, she follows me downstairs and as I look back once outside, I see her leading the next sucker upstairs. This girl needs to clean herself up. As for why I endured all this, all I can say is you meet people from all walks of life, you meet classy, friendly, professional providers, that will give you a taste of heaven or you just as soon end up going to the depths of hell on earth. DO NOT CALL SNOW WHITE
JESSICA
Review to follow
Anyone with other tales about LFP girls please feel free to add your experiences to the list.
My two picks for DO NOT CALL are LFP escorts SNOW WHITE 872-0339 and JESSICA 854-6789.
SNOW WHITE is like Snow White on crack, operates out of a dilapidated building across from Fanshawe. My gut instinct told me to bail as soon as I heard this spaced out chick on the phone but curiosity sometimes wins out. On arrival to the cigarette wrenched seedy appartment, the SP was in the process of kicking some guy out of the apartment who also appeared to be all cracked out. He left but knocked on the door and asked her for the keys so I take it he knew her and was not another client. I sat down and considered whether I oughta bolt but she tells me she will 'make it up to me' if I stay....she is appealing to a person's empathy at this point, much like a beggar on the streets will do and she would be attractive if cleaned up. Sadly, I make one of those WTF decisions and give her the fee for half hour. She whips off her pants, leaves her shirt on, spreads her legs and instructs me not to go near her with that thing without a condom on, which of course I wouldn't want to anyway. She says no digits, no this, no that, basically just cold, distant, barren, action. She leaves me to try and get myself hard, and with every minute that passes that I am unable to get erect she continues to make the situation worse by repeatedly saying "is it ready yet? We're running out of time....". The phone rings and it is another client on his way over and she is telling him to just wait a few minutes. The she tells me"it's my mom, she's coming over". Now try to imagine having any arousal under these conditions you would have to be freshly out of a five year prison term. In any case, this went on for the remainder of the clock as she kept acting all exasperated how long it was taking but not having the skill, ability, or desire to know how to relax the client. She refuses to allow even protected digital at this point as I'd given up trying to get an erection. She then says "this is going nowhere, now you can leave quietly or........." and of course you don't want to know what someone who has nothing to lose will do- obviously she doesn't care about her business or her customers or herself and this is about as bad as it gets. I get dressed and head for the door as she tells her 'mom' on the phone to wait for her downstairs. As I leave, she follows me downstairs and as I look back once outside, I see her leading the next sucker upstairs. This girl needs to clean herself up. As for why I endured all this, all I can say is you meet people from all walks of life, you meet classy, friendly, professional providers, that will give you a taste of heaven or you just as soon end up going to the depths of hell on earth. DO NOT CALL SNOW WHITE
JESSICA
Review to follow
Anyone with other tales about LFP girls please feel free to add your experiences to the list.
