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Frankfooter

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The Stormy Daniels book is coming out soon!
Oct 2.

The preview:

SMALL, BUT NOT FREAKISHLY SMALL
That is how Daniels described Trump’s penis. It was “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small,” the porn star recalls. “He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.”

LEAST IMPRESSIVE SEX EVER
Daniels describes how she was disgusted with herself for getting into a situation when she was having sex with Trump. “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart,” she says. “It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” the actress added.
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https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/pa8pbm/stormy-daniels-book-trump-penis
 
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About the last thing I want to know about is that dicks dick:rolleyes:
 
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This borders on TMI... but hey, it's hilarious. I think "Toadstool" would be a great call-sign instead of POTUS for the duration of Trump's Administration.

And wait for it... Trump will tweet that he has an above average sized penis, that is shaped perfectly. Maybe Melania will chime in with confirmation, or Ivanka. If Trump is ever asked to offer proof maybe he'll do the "Anthony Weiner" type selfie (of course with his small hands, even a small dick would look average!)
 
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It figures you guys on the left are so excited to hear about the Donald and his dick adventures!! have at it boys lmao
 
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essguy_

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b4u said:
It figures you guys on the left are so excited to hear about the Donald and his dick adventures!! have at it boys lmao
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So what you're saying is that the "left" laugh at Trump's dick while the "right" dreams about sucking it?
 
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Maybe TERB needs a Personals section?
 
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b4u said:
It figures you guys on the left are so excited to hear about the Donald and his dick adventures!! have at it boys lmao
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I hear Trump likes to be nude in the Oval Office. Man those balls must hang low!
 
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