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Whose sphincter tightened more just now?

essguy_

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Donald Trump?
Jared Kushner?
Don Jr.?
Mike Pence (from excitement)?

And since this is Terb and I put sphincter in the Title, do you think Ivanka does anal? Would she for Trudeau? And would Trudeau let her peg him with the President watching in return for a good NAFTA Deal?

Oh, and I really hope that Cadet Bone Spurs doesn't take all his anger out on Canada. But he probably will... he hates how Ivanka looked at Justin.
 

mandrill

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Donald Trump?
Jared Kushner?
Don Jr.?
Mike Pence (from excitement)?

And since this is Terb and I put sphincter in the Title, do you think Ivanka does anal? Would she for Trudeau? And would Trudeau let her peg him with the President watching in return for a good NAFTA Deal?

Oh, and I really hope that Cadet Bone Spurs doesn't take all his anger out on Canada. But he probably will... he hates how Ivanka looked at Justin.

I think Pence's anus is pretty loose from all those massively hung gay XXX porn stars he does secretly when his wife is at ladies' bible study.

Not sure if he can still tighten back there.

Don Jr is still trying to figure out why Uncle Paul and Uncle Mike don't play toy trucks with him any more.

Jared doesn't have an anus.

So by process of "elimination", it's....... Daddy.
 

essguy_

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Trump to Ivanka: “Will they let me keep my Nipple clamps and cock ring if I go to jail, my golden Princess? Vlad gave them to me!”

Maybe I should put Kudlow on the list - not for this but he just found out that a birthday guest was a White Nationalist. Quick, get an ounce of blow to Larry, STAT. Time for another “heart attack”, huh Larry?

Trump’s plan? “Look... I’m bombing xxxxxx!” (Fill in the blank: Iran, NK, Beijing, Ottawa)
 

Allwomen247

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None of essguys_ fantasy musings matter.....

Trump will be re-elected in 2020

It’s the economy stupid.

Cheers
 

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Donald Trump?
Jared Kushner?
Don Jr.?
Mike Pence (from excitement)?

And since this is Terb and I put sphincter in the Title, do you think Ivanka does anal? Would she for Trudeau? And would Trudeau let her peg him with the President watching in return for a good NAFTA Deal?

Oh, and I really hope that Cadet Bone Spurs doesn't take all his anger out on Canada. But he probably will... he hates how Ivanka looked at Justin.
Hey, not fair!

Where is the choice for "Liberals in general" - they sound like they gonna bust a nut, the women too.

Where is the inclusion?!

:ambivalence:
 

essguy_

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Hey, not fair!

Where is the choice for "Liberals in general" - they sound like they gonna bust a nut, the women too.

Where is the inclusion?!

:ambivalence:
Don’t Liberals have a reputation for tight assedness? Eg: Put a lump of West Virginia Coal in Hillary’s ass, a diamond comes out. (Btw since Ivanka and her Dad’s anal adventures have been mentioned - would Bill insist on ATM with Hillary? I think yes).
 
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