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zektansey

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I know most of you aren't interested in this, but for those who are, here goes:

First off, It's Saturday Night, I have some extra money and time on my hands, so I figure I'd call a few of the local escorts. Well I flip open the View and decide to try one of the shemales.

First one I call is Tia, Sounds sexy very nice and we make a date. 20 minutes before our date, she calls me back to say she can't make it, with blaring music and tons of voices in the background.

Next I decide to call Candi, I guy with a deep voice answers the phone and when I ask for Candi he actually says"Uhm, oh , (voice changes to female sounding voice) this is her" the he belches! Classy!

Then I call Allison, She answers the phone with a "What?" Nice! After getting her to describe herself she asks if I'm interested, I say I would like to think on it and call her back (not really just wanted to get the rude bitch off the phone) She answers, "You do that" and hangs up on me!

Then, I call Ashley, Sounds very nice, very polite, but after she describes herself, Not my fantasy so I tell her no thank you.

That left only one more to call, Brooke. Well I call, and a very sexy voice answers the phone and I'm thinking Jackpot! But when I ask for Brooke she says to hang on, and calls for Brooke. Brooke gets on the phone (not a bad voice either) and we talk a little, she describes herself (she is almost my perfect fantasy) But she tells me to call her back on her cell phone. So she gives me the number and says goodbye. So I call up her cell phone and I get the famous message " the cellular customer you are trying to reach is unavailable, please try your call again later" So I do, I try in 15min in 1hr, in 2hr. Still the same thing.

I can't believe it's that hard to give my money away in this town! I guess thats what you get for trying something different, oh well, maybe I'll see you at Chelsey's.
 

Lestat

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Feb 24, 2002
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zektansey, Thanks for doing a lot of work, and saving others a lot of time.
 
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