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The truth about jobs and men

Heather

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What the job really says about the man.


Investment banker - I look better in my double breasted suit than I do in my birthday suit, but I'm rich, so I hope you won't notice.

Producer -I'm charming with little substance, and a little substance abuse problem.

Postal worker - I'm really lazy or kinda crazy- but probably both.

Special Ed Teacher - I'm above materialism- and by the way, I drive a dodge dart.

Entrepreneur -I'm always looking for my next hot honey, er I mean deal

Artist -I come from money. I run from money.

Lawyer - We will argue. I will win. You will pay for it.

Actor -I didn't get enough attention as a child but I did get lots of orthodentia.

Stand up Comedian - I didn't get enough attention as a child, and I didn't get any orthodentia.

High School teacher- I didn't make it as a stand up comedian.

Graphic Designer - Can we pretend I'm an artist?

Writer - I'm memorizing every clever, insightful thing you say. Of course, I'll change your name and take all the credit when I use it.

Freelancer - I have commintment issuses.

Career Counselor - I couldn't find mine.

Highway Patrol Officer - I'm a top.
 

k57

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In a living hell
Definition of freelancer: Unemployed!
 

Hard Idle

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Special Ed Teacher - I'm above materialism- and by the way, I drive a dodge dart.
That was when we were in school. Now they've updated to LeBarons and Acclaims...

High School teacher- I didn't make it as a stand up comedian.
...and couldn't get nominated as the local NDP candidate.

Actor -I didn't get enough attention as a child but I did get lots of orthodentia.
...and higher than average chance of Bi-swinging.

Writer - I'm memorizing every clever, insightful thing you say. Of course, I'll change your name and take all the credit when I use it.
...and don't even mention grooming.
 
accountant/CFP -- a con artist who's very effective at ripping off clients and ruining lives.
 
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