What the job really says about the man.
Investment banker - I look better in my double breasted suit than I do in my birthday suit, but I'm rich, so I hope you won't notice.
Producer -I'm charming with little substance, and a little substance abuse problem.
Postal worker - I'm really lazy or kinda crazy- but probably both.
Special Ed Teacher - I'm above materialism- and by the way, I drive a dodge dart.
Entrepreneur -I'm always looking for my next hot honey, er I mean deal
Artist -I come from money. I run from money.
Lawyer - We will argue. I will win. You will pay for it.
Actor -I didn't get enough attention as a child but I did get lots of orthodentia.
Stand up Comedian - I didn't get enough attention as a child, and I didn't get any orthodentia.
High School teacher- I didn't make it as a stand up comedian.
Graphic Designer - Can we pretend I'm an artist?
Writer - I'm memorizing every clever, insightful thing you say. Of course, I'll change your name and take all the credit when I use it.
Freelancer - I have commintment issuses.
Career Counselor - I couldn't find mine.
Highway Patrol Officer - I'm a top.
Investment banker - I look better in my double breasted suit than I do in my birthday suit, but I'm rich, so I hope you won't notice.
Producer -I'm charming with little substance, and a little substance abuse problem.
Postal worker - I'm really lazy or kinda crazy- but probably both.
Special Ed Teacher - I'm above materialism- and by the way, I drive a dodge dart.
Entrepreneur -I'm always looking for my next hot honey, er I mean deal
Artist -I come from money. I run from money.
Lawyer - We will argue. I will win. You will pay for it.
Actor -I didn't get enough attention as a child but I did get lots of orthodentia.
Stand up Comedian - I didn't get enough attention as a child, and I didn't get any orthodentia.
High School teacher- I didn't make it as a stand up comedian.
Graphic Designer - Can we pretend I'm an artist?
Writer - I'm memorizing every clever, insightful thing you say. Of course, I'll change your name and take all the credit when I use it.
Freelancer - I have commintment issuses.
Career Counselor - I couldn't find mine.
Highway Patrol Officer - I'm a top.