Ok, here goes. Ad in Sun..erotic, lingerie massage,phone 262-0443. Called and spoke with her..stated was very erotic,lingerie,body to body, $80 all inclusive. So I made appt. and went...She rents a room in Bodysenses Massage on Baseline Rd., near Woodroofe. Ist sign...Big Afrocanadian woman,not BBW, big boobs big butt, not bad looking, long extensions in hair. Got in the door says if you want topless $20 more..2nd sign. I asked if the finish was included, she replied ,"Sex, this has nothing to do with sex!" I replied the boy needed to be stretched at some point in the massage. She relaxed and said ,"Oh yeah, that's included!" 3rd sign. Started the massage, very bad! 4th sign. The usual pre ask for more money trick. Very quickly she asked what I was into. I replied that I liked the arts, music, she quickly interrupted and said, "No with this, sex." 5th sign. All I wanted was a nice erotic body to body massage and it was turning into this. And here is the bonus. She was dripping sweat on me.....6th sign of the massage apocolypse ( in honour of Marlon Brando, forgive the spelling) So I got the whole menu, 30extra for cbj, fs available ,cannot remember price, was looking for moist towelettes, I remember she said she would try greek for $200 more. Claimed to be from Maryland and was up here for 3rd year nurse school at Ottawa U.. Spent the whole time bitching about other women in the business including this massage establishment ripping her off. The finish was very basic HR.. I WOULD NOT REPEAT!