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Star article, today's Life Section, by Catherine Porter, Life writer!
"Sex Toys Get Wholesome!"
"Women flock to workshopsto hone their skills as a new openness takes hold!"
"Erotic toys are now all the rage among women!" say sex store owners!
Gents, I sense a rising tide here, that could eventually reach Tsunami proportions!
Courses extolling the virtues and rewards of female self indulgence are sweeping the city!
Where will that leave us as hobbyists?? Oh my God!!!
Ladies, please take the alternate course offered, Fellatio 101, instead!
Do all these new toys come with directions??
Like, preheat oven to 100F degrees, place device in oven for 15 minutes, remove and then apply! The difference of 1.4F degrees from normal body heat of 98.6F degrees will be accommodated in the time it takes to remove the device from oven and apply to intimate parts!
Where's the passion in that ladies? Oh! Yes! They do vibrate! Sorry!
Willywants (to be a sex toy! Except he doesn't vibrate! Well!! Maybe sometimes!)
"Sex Toys Get Wholesome!"
"Women flock to workshopsto hone their skills as a new openness takes hold!"
"Erotic toys are now all the rage among women!" say sex store owners!
Gents, I sense a rising tide here, that could eventually reach Tsunami proportions!
Courses extolling the virtues and rewards of female self indulgence are sweeping the city!
Where will that leave us as hobbyists?? Oh my God!!!
Ladies, please take the alternate course offered, Fellatio 101, instead!
Do all these new toys come with directions??
Like, preheat oven to 100F degrees, place device in oven for 15 minutes, remove and then apply! The difference of 1.4F degrees from normal body heat of 98.6F degrees will be accommodated in the time it takes to remove the device from oven and apply to intimate parts!
Where's the passion in that ladies? Oh! Yes! They do vibrate! Sorry!
Willywants (to be a sex toy! Except he doesn't vibrate! Well!! Maybe sometimes!)