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Chelsey's Massage of Hamilton is hiring

Catherine

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Great opportunity!!!!

Chelsey's is looking for attractive attendants between the ages of 20 - 33. Experience is preferred, but not necessary....

We are a very discreet spa, with a loyal following of clientelle, our hours of operation are 10 am - midnight Monday through to Saturday, and Sundays we are open from 12 - 6pm. There are a max of 3 girls on per shift and each shift is 7hrs long. The atmosphere is quite relaxed, and the management try to be as accomodating as possible.

So if you are tired of working in a tense environment, with many girls on per shift, and having no say in the scheduling of your hours, give us a call, I am sure you will enjoy working for us!

905 - 547 - 7510

www.chelseysmassage.com

Catherine
 
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Ref

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Dear Catherine:

I would like to apply as an attendant at your spa. I have never worked in a spa but I have had a backrub before.

One day I gave a massage to my grandfather and figured that if I had to jerk him off I would probably be pretty good at it. I have my own cock and know what feels good and what doesn't.

Keep in mind that I am not gay and the thought of extra's has not even entered my mind, though I am massively in debt and short of faking my own death, money is not a major concern for me at this time.

Above all, please note that most days I will show up on time unless I got drunk the night before or if my mother spent the night at my house with her highly allergic boyfriend.

Thank you for your consideration of this highly prestigeous position.

Ref.

Enclosed is my resume....

Resume of Ref...

Career Goal: To be able to work in an environment where my masturbation skills can be put to good use

Education: Trent University - Majored in philosphy and religion
Hamilton High School

Work Experience: June 2000 - Present: Male Prositute - East Barton Street
Duties/Responsibilites: Spending numerous hours on the street selling my ass to middle-aged losers who are stuck in a dead-end life with a menopausal wife who never give's them an inch of slack

June 1999 - June 2000 - MacDonalds Restaurant
Duties/Responsibilites: Deep frying french fries

Hobbies: Jigsaw puzzles, throwing stuff off of my garage roof, macaroni art, inflating balloons and carbon dating scallop potato samples.

References: pool, Rusty, Pitol Pete, Revolver (I hope), maybe Paul@ IT, perhaps Flower...
 

Catherine

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Ref...I shouldn't have ate breakfast before reading your post....yuck that was just nasty! To steal the famous words of Trump "You're Fired" LOL

Fitman....LOL....I am sure we can find more ways to humiliate ...I mean make use of him...I am sure I can find some more "costumes" he could wear...a bitch-boy is always good to have around.... hehehehe

BTW, it's not that you don't have the qualifications, it's just that business and pleasure shouldn't mix ;)
 

Pistol Pete

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I can vouch for Ref.
He has some of the best male masturbation skills that I have had the pleasure to experience.
 
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