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Figure8

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Fellow horndogs-

Swore that I was out of the hobby, but a bad hangover and a desire to bang took over me.

I lucked out on this one!!

First off, I am a gentleman and act this way when I am with women. I have always been this way. I am going to reveal some information here, and I am sure some of the parasites in Ottawa will try their best to ruin the chance of a GREAT lady wanting to work in O-town as a regular SP. BTW, FUCK THE LEAFS ;-)

The ad is running in the Ottawa Sun. It contains "model looks" in the advertisement. Anywho, I give her a call, and I figure it is the same old, same old. She comes to my place and I am in SHOCK. An absolutely beatiful body. Petite and sexy as hell. Her lips were gorgeous, beautiful white teeth. She just looked fresh and innocent, which about as common as NHL hockey in May in Ottawa (once in 12 years).

Her butt just looked unbelievablly good in her jeans. I am a breast man, I like them BIG. She had these perky little breasts that were incredible. They made me realize that sometime big just gets in the way.

We get down to the act rather quickly (I was a little rushed for time). She is completely shaven in the nether regions, and let me say she is puuuurfect down there.

Her BJ technique has newbie and unexperienced written all over it, but I was so hard that I went for the FS quickly. UNBELIEVABLE. Really, really tight, smooth hard abs. A good porn style lay on the edge of my home office desk. She loved it!! Let's just say, I went over the edge quickly. Then I sat back in awe. I asked her where she came from. No particular answer, she was shy.

I told her that she would be received with welcome arms in Ottawa, by the few gentlemen out there. I am just worried, and know for a fact, she will be gone soon. I am just happy I got to her first - and I literally mean first.

After she left, I was still in shock thinking I just banged a complete sex pot, and it only COST $80 for an outcall. I know that rate won't be around long. I just asked on the phone as a longshot and she said 'Sure'. That is why my head almost popped off when I answered the door and this freaking hottie is standing there and not some "I am only 115 pounds and young bullshit".

Fuck man, this chick is DA BOMB. Hope all you horny bastards have a good time.

Overall:

Looks 9/10
Service 10/10 (she almost seemed like a virgin)
Price 30/10

This experience will never happen again for me in Ottawa (considering all factors), and I am thankful the escort Gods shone down on me for one day. Hopefully, I can move into retirement on a full-time basis. I guess my options are:

-become a regular client, and know that the service will be amazing considering I was her first client in Ottawa. She also melted when I told her what she was like. I should have said "Get in your car and drive away, just drive away from Ottawa" ;-)

-leave with a smile on my face and never look back (yeah right)

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Mr. K

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And of course, after you post an awesome review, you forget to give us the phone number or any contact info!
 

too2shy

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fuck.. i never thought i'd consider a guy to be a cocktease lol.. no ad in todays paper!
 

Rider55

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Interesting post...

Figure8's handle would suggest that we will be forever going in circles and nowhere fast...

There is the possibility that he is temporally challenged and believes it is the beginning of April...

Or he could be the Marketing and Circulation manager at the Ottawa Sun, and has just witnessed a huge spike in readership as terbites flock to buy a copy to search for his cryptic clue...

If it sounds too good to be true, it almost always is. And with a 3 post history, I am not too confident of the source. Urban legend, or reality? Guess we will have to wait for some more clues...now where did I put my Sherlock Holmes hat and pipe (oh ya, the crack w***e stole it!) Watson - my needle!!!
 

Figure8

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You guys are right, the ad is no longer. It was in the online version Sunday, so if anyone can validate that with the print version, I think my reputation could use it.

Blah, blah, typical pissed of guys - but I shit you not. I am sure her ad will re-appear soon. Just keep an eye for the keywords "model looks".

If anyone does find a copy of the ad in the Sunday paper, please post.

Look forward to validating my reputation with more posting, that seems the only way to gain credibility.
 
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GlavaMan

I looked for it but couldn't find it but I do remember seeing something to that effect last week. There is the odd gem(ok very rare) in the Sun so it can happen.
 

MojoRisin'

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Figure8 said:
Blah, blah, typical pissed of guys -
Look forward to validating my reputation with more posting, that seems the only way to gain credibility.
Oh id say you've established yourself well already...Boo Hoo Sens
 

XSOFSX

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Why not post her contact info and name?
Or at least answer PM messages with the info.

If she was in the Sun it's not like her contact info is a big secret!
This is not a dancer or someone off a chat line who wants to keep it on the down low we are talking about. This is a girl that advertised in a paper, so why be so criptic?
 

MojoRisin'

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and cant you just access past issues of the Sun online?
 

XSOFSX

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There was nothing wrong with my post.
I simply asked a question with no attack of character and if he has lost the number, why not say so?

Also, if you're telling to "get a life", you must need one as well, since you took the time to respond.
 

Figure8

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OK, here is my reasoning for not providing the details...

I don't have them.

I procure the services of escorts on an "as needed" basis. It usually involves looking at the online Sun Classifieds and trying some numbers based on descriptions. I never write the numbers down for obvious reasons. I also never write numbers down for future use, I have never found talent in Ottawa worth repeat visits. I am more of a "what's behind that door" guy, as opposed to a "found a ho I like" and will never go back.

I don't think I was too cryptic at all in my previous. A lot gents here claim to be of great intelligence. You also have to be resourceful to get what you are looking for in this hobby. I provided a snippet of what the lady had in her advertisement. Descriptions RARELY change, only names. I am sure when the ad reappears, all will be good.

MojoRisin - relax on the Leafs shit. You know your team is awful.
 

newinottawa

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I have seen the ad with "model looks" or something to that effect. When I read his original post, the phrase rang a bell. However, it is no longer there.
 

Figure8

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I am sure her ad will re-appear when the spike on Weds/Thurs. Sit tight boys, it will be worth the wait
 

MojoRisin'

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hey guess what?

Figure8 said:

MojoRisin - relax on the Leafs shit. You know your team is awful.
LOL I believe you started it....anyway if my team is awful what are the Sens? misunderstood? lol....sad little team
 
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