At 3 am on Sunday mornings TSN televises the “Wet T-Shirt Teen Spelling Bee”. Here’s an excerpt of the show:
Commentator # 1: The next contestant hails from Michigan, let’s welcome Nikki Taylor. Nikki is 17 and has a sweet little set of perky B’s. Nikki is wearing a t-shirt donated by “Jerry’s Bar & Grill”.
Commentator # 2: What a fucking rack Bob!
MC: Miss Taylor, your word is “Banana”
Nikki: “Banana”?
MC: Yes, banana.
Nikki: Can you use it in a sentence please?
MC: The monkey had a banana for lunch.
Commentator # 2: Talk about banana’s Bob, I know where I’d like to put my banana right now
Commentator: I couldn’t agree more with you. I’m picturing Nikki eating a banana right now
Nikki: Could you repeat the word please?
MC: Banana
Nikki: (licking her lips) Mmmmm, banana…
Commentator # 2: Oh my god Bob, I’m going to lose it! Just look at those perky little titties screaming to be sucked on. I want to fuck you with my banana, I want to fuck you with my banana!
MC: Miss Taylor, please spell the word…
Nikki: Uhmmmm, you said banana right?
MC: That is correct, banana.
Nikki: Do you know the country of origin?
MC: I believe it is from Africa
Nikki: Isn’t Africa a hairdo?
MC: Miss Taylor, please spell the word.
Nikki: b-a-n-n-a. Banana!
MC: I’m afraid that is incorrect Miss Taylor. Please remove your top.
Commentator # 2: Yes, yes! She spelled it wrong. Oh god, Holy shit. Look at those tits!
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Catch it every Sunday morning at 3…