Just moved out to Gatineau and one morning decided to "take a break" from my long term MP, SP retirement and go to this place around the corner.
Location
Its right on Maloney beside a hair salon and it seems like in the same store as a "fortune teller". I think my first impression was how right in the open it is. Curtains that really don't hide the girls wearing bikinis or thongs being seen from the outside. If I gave a shit about discretion I don't think I would have walked in.
The First Contact
You walk in through the front door and make a sharp right and you see a basic desk setup. The layout of the place reminds of a very old school MP that used to work at Dundas and Ontario street. Again it was not very discrete.
The girl behind the desk was a Black girl maybe 23 or so. She was very reserved and quoted me 40 bucks in which I paid and we went into the room.
I was NOT offered a shower which was kind of a turn off
so I got undressed and waited
The Massage
And waited and waited and waited. For about 10 minutes The massage started off ,well very bland. I asked her how long has she been doing this and she replied that she was a RMT
Now I may not be the smartest cookie in the jar but she seemed to know nothing about the human body (as a body science major I know a tiny bit) So its going well "ok" and then she did it. She started massaging my neck.
Now girls and boys this is where Rattlesnake draws the limit I asked her where she went to school because as a RMT the neck is a place that should be left alone AND if shes not really an RMT huge damage can be done to the neck.
Her comment "oh ya you are right I'm sorry" then she starts to put lotion on my back. Well not really put lotion on sort of like spraying tons of lotion on my back. So much lotion I could almost not feel her touch. THEN she did the most annoying thing ever. She takes a WARM wash cloth and wipes the area just massaged.
To make a long story short. The massage was "ok" (not the neck part though)
The release was very mechanical (to be honest I wished I had just jerked off instead of going.
Her body was flat
but she was ok looking
With all the problems I had with this place I would not either recommend it nor every return
Rattlesnake
Location
Its right on Maloney beside a hair salon and it seems like in the same store as a "fortune teller". I think my first impression was how right in the open it is. Curtains that really don't hide the girls wearing bikinis or thongs being seen from the outside. If I gave a shit about discretion I don't think I would have walked in.
The First Contact
You walk in through the front door and make a sharp right and you see a basic desk setup. The layout of the place reminds of a very old school MP that used to work at Dundas and Ontario street. Again it was not very discrete.
The girl behind the desk was a Black girl maybe 23 or so. She was very reserved and quoted me 40 bucks in which I paid and we went into the room.
I was NOT offered a shower which was kind of a turn off
so I got undressed and waited
The Massage
And waited and waited and waited. For about 10 minutes The massage started off ,well very bland. I asked her how long has she been doing this and she replied that she was a RMT
Now I may not be the smartest cookie in the jar but she seemed to know nothing about the human body (as a body science major I know a tiny bit) So its going well "ok" and then she did it. She started massaging my neck.
Now girls and boys this is where Rattlesnake draws the limit I asked her where she went to school because as a RMT the neck is a place that should be left alone AND if shes not really an RMT huge damage can be done to the neck.
Her comment "oh ya you are right I'm sorry" then she starts to put lotion on my back. Well not really put lotion on sort of like spraying tons of lotion on my back. So much lotion I could almost not feel her touch. THEN she did the most annoying thing ever. She takes a WARM wash cloth and wipes the area just massaged.
To make a long story short. The massage was "ok" (not the neck part though)
The release was very mechanical (to be honest I wished I had just jerked off instead of going.
Her body was flat
but she was ok looking
With all the problems I had with this place I would not either recommend it nor every return
Rattlesnake
