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Tongue planted firmly in cheek here folks.....

galt

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Ok, I know this may be a little bit of a sensitive topic to some and by posting this I mean no ill will to anybody, but this was just funny. Please don't take it personally and I'm hoping it doesn't exa****ate some of the accrimony floating around of late.....

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.

A helpless man, wearing a Ottawa Senators jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing Toronto Maple Leaf jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two
reached out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Sens fan from the water. Then using baseball bats, the three heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Leaf and Sens fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"

"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he don't know shit about shark fishing...how's the bait holding up?"
 

Ranger68

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I'd be careful guys - not many of the Sens fans in here have any sense of humour.
;)
 
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