Will the real Jim Pansey please stand up?
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Jim Pansey please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Jim Pansey please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a Leaf fan before
Jaws all on the floor like Belfour, like Domi just burst in the door
and started whoopin their ass worse than before
they first hit the course, throwin 'em over furniture (?)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Alfredsen said... nothing you idiots!
Alfredsen's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
All the Pansey's love their Sens
"Jim Pansey, we're sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "But now he's so mute, bro!"
Yeah, he probably got a couple of screws up in his head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in his parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, he wanna get on TERB and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Lalime to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know where the goal crease is
Of course they gonna know what the golf course is
By the time they hit a new decade
They got the Leafs' Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut the Senators open like Hanibal [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that the Leafs couldn't put the Sens on the ropes
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Will the real Jim Pansey please stand up, please stand up, please stand up...