Unless LE walks in and finds you engaged in actual sex with an MP I'm hard pressed to see how this law is enforceable. You could be lying there on the table naked as a jaybird and hard as a steel rod. So what? It's not illegal to pop wood during a massage or anything else for that matter.
Picture the scenario: Cops burst in to the room and see you lying there. In all likelihood you've heard them walking down the hallway causing a kerfuffle. Whatever sexual excitement you may have been experiencing has faded as a result. The weapon is concealed, as it were, if you know what I mean. They ask you what's going on. You say, 'Thank you for asking, Mr. Officer. I'm getting a massage, just as the sign in the window suggests. This lady does wonders for my back. Is there a problem?'
My question is: How is any of this enforceable? Is it now somehow illegal to pop a boner during a massage? I think this law is just a lot of Tory posturing.
Picture the scenario: Cops burst in to the room and see you lying there. In all likelihood you've heard them walking down the hallway causing a kerfuffle. Whatever sexual excitement you may have been experiencing has faded as a result. The weapon is concealed, as it were, if you know what I mean. They ask you what's going on. You say, 'Thank you for asking, Mr. Officer. I'm getting a massage, just as the sign in the window suggests. This lady does wonders for my back. Is there a problem?'
My question is: How is any of this enforceable? Is it now somehow illegal to pop a boner during a massage? I think this law is just a lot of Tory posturing.