What will they look like? Will We only get air dances again since a lap dance is considered a sexual service as guys can cream their pants?
Will undercover cops station themselves near the VIP and look for girls who sit on guys laps or guys with their cocks out of their pants and then arrest and charge them?
Or will it be more of the same?
If you consider a lap-dance to be a sexual service, that's a personal opinion which you're entitled to. But the only thing the rest of us need to be concerned with is the learned opinion of a presiding judge in a definitive case under the new law.
I'm unaware that the Bill defines 'sexual service' so broadly as to include an unintended creaming, or that any case under existing old law has either. But in either instance, the Crown would have to meet the defence that the sexual eruption wasn't purchased or even anticipated.
Quite a different matter, if they have evidence she provided and installed a condom—or perhaps even if you had—but you wouldn't be creaming your pants in either case then, would you?
Also essential is proving you and she were doing a deal for sex. As with the Massage Parlour judgement, the fact that you 'enjoyed' some sort of sex could be judged a personal freebie, if you bought and paid for dances at the set rate others also paid without 'getting any'.
Also consider the difficulty of real evidence collecting (not just wiping some euwwie DNA off your pants): Ruling out nekkid policewomen dancing, then propositioning you in the VIP, the guy in the next chair might be an undercover cop, but he'd have to hear your negociation, which of course you keep private between you and her already. Besides, why bust just one guy?
What C-36 will do is make it way easier for bouncers to control the VIP, if they or the dancers aren't happy with you.