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jessica_dark

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Mar 12, 2009
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Anyone going? I hope it's better than last year's. I will be going to both after parties - Sat night is supposed to be at Roxxanne's. I've never been. Any tips on stripper ettiquette? I get a $50 voucher to spend there so not sure if the no-touch lap dances are up my alley or just drinks. Any suggestions or recommendations?
 

jessica_dark

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Mar 12, 2009
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Waterloo, ON
Not a bad weekend. Got to meet Miss Barbie Bitch, pro Domme and the lady who is running for Toronto mayor. Sat in a few seminars - Toys 101 how to pick the right one for you, Gspot and how to squirt, and lastly 'the erotic spirit'. All led by a local sex therapist so she was a wealth of knowledge. A few porn stars - Lexington Steele and 2 ladies. Free passes to Roxxannes like I mentioned. That place is.....like a bar with naked chicks. No real pizzazz going on there. Super hot blonde with a back tat that did some amazing pole work and then watching guys drool over the no touch lap dances were the highlights of my night. Several of the dancers commented on my leather corset I was rocking - and the waitress was back at our table about every 10 mins to check on us. Best table service I've had in any bar/restaurant in the region! Put my $50 to good use buying drinks for my frineds. Indirectly told a stripper that without the voucher the dances weren't worth it. Whoops! I didn't word it as such....but she kinda rolled her eyes and said a sarcastic 'thanks' which clued me in that it was a little rude of me to decline a dance the way I did. Oh well, I was watching all the other guys get dances.

I have a new appreciation for strippers in their high as fuck heels trying to maneuver in a tiny space between the chair, couch and lap of a body. It's not as easy as people think!
 
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