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For the past few months I have been busy trying to create the worlds first Cyborg. The majority of my research requires fresh cadavers. Most of the time I just steal them from the morgue or if I’m desperate, I dig up fresh graves and take them right out of the coffin.

However, the other night while masturbating to those late night TV ads, I rolled off of the couch and sprained my arm.

I’m looking for a young able-bodied person to assist me in my research. The ideal candidate should be strong enough to carry a corpse, good with a shovel and ideally, he should have no living relatives.

PM me if you are interested.
 

MojoRisin'

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hmmmm whats it pay and what are the hours?
 

VCipher

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Do you need them dead and buried or can i bring a live one and just kill him their for you? I hate moving dead bodies. lol ;-)

VCipher
 

anon1

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Aug 19, 2001
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PlatinumDriver said:
[B} the last time I picked up a dead body [/B]
What the hell's the matter with you?
You DO NOT pick up a dead body, you roll it onto a blanket or something similar and drag it away. Amateurs!
 

Flower

New member
That's easy to do in New Orleans!

We "bury" the dead above the ground in vaults.

I can get you all the temporary help that you want for an oyster po boy, six pack of Dixie Voodoo Beer and a bag of Zapp's Potato Chips each. Just tell me how many bodies you need and when. I'll even accompany them to TO myself.

I'll PM you my fee. It is not negotiable.
 

QB7

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need a friend?

A friend will help you move

A good friend will help you move the body


LMAO Ref

Cheers
QB7
 

wrong hole

huh...
May 4, 2003
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Damn ref,

I thought you were looking for someone to help you masturbate
 

Celia

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This is sick and twisted. Have you been watching too many horror movies lately?
 

wrong hole

huh...
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Pistol Pete said:
That position's been filled on a volunteer basis wrong hole.

....who is the lucky person
 

mic00

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Man you guys are dumb. You know how long it takes to dig up a grave? Just steal the body from a funeral home. They are still above ground and the coffin is even on wheels some times. Plus, who is going to be suspicious of a dead body at a funeral home?
 

loki

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Apr 10, 2003
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If there is left over stuff, do you, like get to eat it or does it have to go back in the fridge?

Just wondering, because most fast food places you don't get to eat for free, they charge you like half price still.
 

GIMME

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Whats the health insurance plan? Do you give life insurance? Do you pay into my RRSP's?
 
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