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holy shit! the sw stories are true!

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
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i can't believe it. ok first off i went to thailand massage and wasted 45bucks for the fee and 40bucks tip for a shitty massage and a useless release as i had to finish.
i then popped over to someones place on armstrong (this is parallel to wellington and in mechanicsville) as i was leaving i saw a young girl walking down the street away from me. i was on the phone and as i drove by i checked her out like any normal guy and she gave me 'the look' and turned around and started walking the other day. i couldn't believe it. this girl ..
i say girl cuz her ass is barely 18-19 looking was working. was working! now picking up sw's isn't my thing at all. always got too much going on to be bothered with getting hauled up on charges. esp embarassing ones. but the look of this girl got me too curious. pulled a U and drove to the stop sign she was at. she asked if i could give her a lift down the block. i'm like sure. asked if she was working she's like ya. want the best bj of u're life?? i'm like no not really. she's like. 20bucks. COM'ON PLEASEEEE. she's like. i got really big boobs and i'm clean! lol.. she did. probably 36d's and she's not fat either. less than chubby but more than slim? anyways. she started grabbing me cuz i asked how i knew she wasn't a cop. let me touch her. so off to a parking lot we went. i told her i only had 10bucks. she's like.. oh.. ok. sure. *this is mindblowing at the point. i dont even want head. lol. but for 10bucks?? she's like oh ya and u can come in my mouth* i was floored. so out it comes. 15min and she's still going. i can't bust from head. (oh ya. it was GOOD head too. like moaning and dirty talk and .. ya it was good) and since i just busted at teh massage place being crammed in my car with people walking about.. its just not happening for me. lol. another couple min and i'm like ok. aint gonna. she got pouty tried soem more and then i dropped her back nearby. at the end she noticed 5bucks in my visor and asked for it. i was like. yaya take it lol.
its funny how it works huh.
urm. oh ya guys?? i got her cell #.
 

dabosss

Banned
Aug 16, 2003
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Great adventure 2shy, any other details ? Time of day, hair colour, jacket, face, name any thing will do, pm the cell if you can. Thanks.
 

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
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this is crazy. i posted that just a few hours ago and already my mailbox is full of guys asking for the cell # lol.

i hate knocking shit. but 5 of you guys dont have more than 1post to u're name. now what that says is you guys are partaking in the hobby. but not telling about it. your excuse before may have been. 'oh i am not registered' well now you all are cuz otherwise u can't read the board.

so review. i dont give a damn if u're telling the same old story about the same old bag and it was the same experience as the last guy. tell it. it'll get you into reviewing.. and just maybe make this board a little bit more active.

i'll talk to her and make sure she wants everyone to have her digits. and if its cool with her i'm all game to linx u guys with it. but. yes a but. give a show of face. and review someone you've seen.. where it be in ottawa. montreal. toronto. vegas. whatever. give something. not to me. to the board.
 

Rider55

Lolipop Deliver-er
Jan 15, 2004
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Man, sometimes when you are out and about in this city, you never know what can fall into your lap, so to speak.

Too bad you had paid a visit to Thailand Massage first. I went there once myself a little while ago and it had to be just about the worst experience I ever had - I find it hard to believe that it generates enough return clientele to be profitable.
 

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
2,635
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38
ottawa
ya well. there's an obvious lack of places to go in ottawa for a quick rub and tug.
 

mrgreek

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Jun 5, 2003
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thai massage

Actually, I go to the Thai Massage at least once a month. I've only had the pleasure of seeing Kim who is in her late 30's or so. An excellent massage is always on the menu. Great release of stress.

What I really enjoy is the release occurs 3/4 of the way thru the massage. The final 1/4 is extremely enjoyable.

The place is very clean and they even have little pillows that fit perfectly under your feet when your lying on your stomach.

Ask for Kim if you go there the next time.

TooShy...I would appreciate the cell number. Just leave a pm in my box.

Cheers,

MrGreek :)
 

B470

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Mar 13, 2003
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A description would be nice too2shy

I know I havent seen much when I have been down there

Doesn't take long for the mailbox to fill does it on this board!!
 

Sky-High

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Dec 9, 2003
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Ha, ha, ha too2shy whatever you do, drop it. You should write books man. People beleive you. Your PM is full LOL. Anyway, good story buddy. Thanks ,you put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. LOL.
 
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OnTheWayOut

think I saw her 1st

I think I may have picked up that same girl last summer, she's the one I posted about trying to empty my wallet while sucking me off. After I grabbed my money out of her hand she did finish with a very good bj, apologizing to beat the band. Had the nerve to ask for a tip.

I wouldn't mind having the cell #, whether it's her or not. I've learned to only keep what I need for the bj on hand and stash the rest, thanks to her and another bitch. I wouldn't mind seeing her again, she was good! I learned to protect my $$$ better :)

BTW, I picked up an old hag hitching along Somerset near Preston last Friday. I met her a few months ago when I was desperate at like 3am and turned out to be one of the best bj I ever had. Her name's Lisa, long brown hair, big nose, she talks way too much and must be in her 50s but boy she sure knows how to suck! Since it was so cold and I recognized her I picked her up, she asked for 15, gave her 20. She insisted on giving me change, told her to keep it. I felt sorry for her and gave her another 5 after, she didn't want to take that either. She's really wacked but one of the best bj in town.

As for the massage, you musn't have had Kim. She's my regular and does a great job, as mrgreek said. I know her looks aren't your cup of tea tho ......
 

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
2,635
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ottawa
oh no.. u picked up that one?? she's so funny. i wouldn't fuck her if someone paid me a gnote. or stick my dick in her mouth either lol. but she's hilarious. i remmeber being plastered one night with the guys and sticking my head out the window to ask 'how much!' and she's here telling me. TOO MUCH and talking all thsi shit lol. she's a funny old woman.. i wouldnt' touch her with even YOUR dick tho slurp. hell i wouldn't touch any woman who looks 3times my age. lol


as for everyone asking for the sw's number. lemme just ask her first. i left a msg on her /cell/ which sounds alot like a pager.. but anyways. its a 239 number anybody know of that being a telus #? when i was with her i called it and she said she doens't have minutes but turns it on after six.
 

Harry_Z

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May 8, 2003
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A lot of 239 numbers are for Message Centre pagers, have not seen many cell phones with that prefix yet.

I don't know if it helps, but it's the least I can do.

Harry
 

B470

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Mar 13, 2003
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this chick is for real

hey guys I was driving down Wellington and I saw this chick
She is for real.

BIG BOOBS

Blonde and chipmunk cheeks.
 

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
2,635
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ottawa
was there any doubt?? da fuck would i waste my time making up a story bout a sw.. shit. it would be bout this 36d hot fine ass asian chick.
 
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OnTheWayOut

I picked her up yesterday, she was on Armstrong again. She is the one who tried to steal from me the 1st time but she didn't pull anything this time. She wasn't as good as the 1st time, maybe cuz I only gave her 20 this time. She looked in my wallet as I took out the 20 to make sure I didn't have more (I usually hide my wallet but since I hid the rest of my $$$ I figured might be better for her to see there was nothing in there). She then asked for any change I had. She is a cute lil thang with huge jugs, too bad she's so strung out all the time. But she is talented.
 

lonelyguy22

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Jan 15, 2004
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does anyone know how to get a hold of this girl besides just meeting her on the side of the road? i really want to try this girl out
 

slyjohn

Luv to lick & lick to luv
Jan 28, 2002
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Same here!

She should set herself up somewhere at a pad... this way she would make alot of $$$$ !!!

I don't tend to drive up to SW and ask...
 

too2shy

$ Talks Bullshit Walks
Nov 27, 2002
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ottawa
ottawajohn said:
strung out mmmm i not gonna touch the junky whore i stick to the high end sps
who only use the HIGH end drugs right . lolloloo hahahah. fucking funniest shit i've read all day
 

endo

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Jan 17, 2004
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New to Ottawa...

What time of day is it busiest in that area and the other main areas in Ottawa. I would like to check it out.

2shy, what time of day did you see the girl on Armstrong?
 
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