Had a massage there as i was leaving London on my way home on monday.
As it is right off the 401 i figured what the hell as i had a couple halfway decent massages at other London mp's.
As usual the little brain took over even when i saw who was going to give me the massage.
The red lights should have been going off in my head because she didnt even enlighten me to her name but quoted the prices and led me to the room.
All i can say is that has got to be one of the coldest rooms ive ever been in for a massage. I wasnt sure i would be able to get a woody it was so freaking cold. There was no shower in the room and none was offered, there wasnt even a chair or hook on the back of the door to hand my jacket on.
Anyways the attendant is prob in her late 30's, blond hair, full natural C cups with a couple veins showing. By her accent i assume she has lived in London her whole life as she mentioned she used to be some sort of accountant but work dried up so she ended up at Ambaince.
Now for the worst part. Her massage technique consists of rubbing on your body till you feel like your skin is going to rub off. I had to tell her to stop 3 times because i felt so raw (as this is going on im becoming very worried about the finish...ouch).
Not only is her massage technique on par with a sadist but she attempts some form of dirty talk during the session which involves talking about my balls and cock as if they were something she would like to use a golf club on, basically totally inanimate objects which dont require tlc.
Before she was ready to do the finish she mentions that not all girls do the finish but she doesnt mind doing it but it requires a tip. As im a newbie to the London mp scene i say ok and give her 20 at the end of the session.
When i get back to London I'll probably try Gloria's again and one or two of the mps on dundas or oxford.
If anyone has any comments on this mp or any others in the London area that are half decent toss a reply if you got a sec.
As it is right off the 401 i figured what the hell as i had a couple halfway decent massages at other London mp's.
As usual the little brain took over even when i saw who was going to give me the massage.
The red lights should have been going off in my head because she didnt even enlighten me to her name but quoted the prices and led me to the room.
All i can say is that has got to be one of the coldest rooms ive ever been in for a massage. I wasnt sure i would be able to get a woody it was so freaking cold. There was no shower in the room and none was offered, there wasnt even a chair or hook on the back of the door to hand my jacket on.
Anyways the attendant is prob in her late 30's, blond hair, full natural C cups with a couple veins showing. By her accent i assume she has lived in London her whole life as she mentioned she used to be some sort of accountant but work dried up so she ended up at Ambaince.
Now for the worst part. Her massage technique consists of rubbing on your body till you feel like your skin is going to rub off. I had to tell her to stop 3 times because i felt so raw (as this is going on im becoming very worried about the finish...ouch).
Not only is her massage technique on par with a sadist but she attempts some form of dirty talk during the session which involves talking about my balls and cock as if they were something she would like to use a golf club on, basically totally inanimate objects which dont require tlc.
Before she was ready to do the finish she mentions that not all girls do the finish but she doesnt mind doing it but it requires a tip. As im a newbie to the London mp scene i say ok and give her 20 at the end of the session.
When i get back to London I'll probably try Gloria's again and one or two of the mps on dundas or oxford.
If anyone has any comments on this mp or any others in the London area that are half decent toss a reply if you got a sec.