Ottawa Escorts

First of all, great site! I found it while searching for Escorts a couple of days ago. I hope to make good use of it.

Secondly, I can't figure out some of the terminologies (i.e. daty, bbfs, bbbj, bbbjtc, cbt, russian massage, ymmv, etc) is there a course or "intro to terb" book I should be reading?

Thirdly (is that even a word) I'm married and have never been with an escort before. What should I expect? I read the "how to be a good client list" it seems pretty reasonable. Is there anything else to it? Should I have wine? should I light the fireplace? should I have appetizers for her to munch on? should I get my own condoms? am I going to get robbed? do I have to deal with pimps or being blackmailed after I book an appointment? what all goes on?

Ok, I'm not a rich man, and the most that I'm willing to spend is $300-400 (all incl.) for a 2hr. playdate.

I tried calling the girls in the Ottawa Sun yesterday and Today, but alot of them seem pretty snarky (and possibly drunk or stoned?)

Here's what I'm looking for:

*I'm a butt man and I don't like girls that are thin. I like my meat.
*I like tits, but I don't like silicone.
*Someone fairly young (preferably under 30)
*I don't want a dolt. So she has to be somewhat intelligent and be able to carry on a conversation.
*Someone who speaks english, cuz I don't speak a lick of french
*I'd like to be able to "go" more than once.
*I want to be able to go down and have her enjoy it (or not fake TOO badly)
*I'd like to find someone who hasn't been an escort almost all her life, I want someone fairly clean and who uses condoms religiously.
*I don't need kissing

So far, my top picks are Callie, Brigitte and Vanessa (off the escorts canada site)

There really isn't much on the board about any of these girls. Brigitte seems pretty active on here, but I haven't really seen anything on here to keep me away. Callie's a little older than I'd like and Vanessa's picture looks brutal.

Any help would be great. I'm doing this during the Christmas holidays.

If you don't want to do a big deal post, send email to ian@(no spam)programmer.net

Good looking out guys.

I don't want a girlfriend. I go through enough BS with the wife. But I know from past experience (we're talking YEARS now) that women tend to go for all that froo froo crap. I'll forgo the appetizer/fireplace BS for now. but I might light a few candles and have a bottle of wine out for "ambiance"

( I'm in Ottawa Sky-High )

Velvet Cyclone, I hear you! The girls that advertise out of the sun sound BRUTAL. What gives with them anyways?

You say Carrie's good? eh? I might try an incall but I prefer an outcall cuz I like the home court advantage.

Plus, my wife and I are pretty active in the community and I don't want to see anyone around my age group -if you know what I mean-. I'd hate to book with a lady and find out that she knows me or the wife. I CANNOT afford a divorce right now.

On top of that, I like em young. Where are all the 18-19 year old students? I see them walking on campus every morning when I drive by. Damn, do they have nice asses!

I say we start recruiting.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny.
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in my face, I get.....
SPRUNG!!