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stormtrooper

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First off long time lerker first time poster. I went there a couple of weeks ago, 3 girls working 2 older women one butt ugly, one not bad (should of picked her)but also sitting on the couch a nice looking dark haired girl with a short skirt and long jacket, the jacket was tight in the midsection to boost the boobs i thought, I picked her. We went to the room I showered than she returned she disrobed and from the back side she looked really good than she turned around I wanted to leave I was scared she was pregnant. WTF. Not a turn on. I stayed closed my eyes and the massage sucked worst release ever. I have been there before and had some alright experences but this was frighting I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW.
 

thundergod

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I hear that Anna has left Lauries. She was a doll, ex from Phoenix and Exxxotica in KW/Cambridge. Anyone have any idea where she has landed?

BTW...Belated congrats to Vienne on her new baby!
 

neo2

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Vienne

Just wondering if she is back at work, after having the baby,

I wish I could have experienced the duo session with Anna and Vienne

anyone on here have the pleasure

later

neo2
 

thundergod

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All I can say is........WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You can easily tell they are intimate friends when you see them together.
 

Taz

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Aphrodite said:
*Jenn is laughing really hard...*

God forbid a woman be pregnant. The horror of it all... If anyone knows her and she wants clients... Let me know. I know more then a few who are ok with the concept.
To paraphrase Bonnie, perhaps at my own peril, put down that crack pipe and step away from the computer.lol No one said anything derogatory about a pregnant woman. Just best wishes on a birth, and hope you return soon. And by the way. You can put me on that list.
 

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army_of_one said:
Thanks for the heads up stormtrooper, you're truely a brave soul to be able to go through that.
if you are being sarcastic with stormtrooper okay if not you are a friggin idiot!
 

Taz

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Re: Re: Lauries in woodstock.

Aphrodite said:
Taz... No crack pipe required. You are the one zoning out here. Miss this dear?

*Jenn blows Taz... A kiss you perverts!*

Does this mean that I have to put my crack pipr down? Naahhh!
I just think there is a big difference between being pregnant and looking like you are pregnant when you are not.
But thanks for the kiss. I think you still owe me a spanking though.
Taz
 

rockyroad

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What i wrong with a pregnant woman??Nothing. But there is something wrong with a pregnant mpa. Nobody wants to see that and she should have enough respect for herself and for the health of her baby to retire or take a leave of absence (mind you i don't think anyone that is a mother should be working in the sex industy).
 

rockyroad

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A mother or an expecting mother should have enough $, either saved up or through the father of the baby. Nobody should be getting pregnant if they are in a unfit situatuion. Everyone knows that babies cost money and if an mpa or sp is pregnant and working it leads me to believe that a client could possibly be the father, in which the lack of finances is explained. And if the mpa/sp is married or in a serious relationship- what does their partner think about their line of work. My point is not to offend anyone, simply to state that this is an unsafe and unacceptable business for a mother or an expecting mother to be in.
 

calloway

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Ladies and gentlemen......stand back and take cover! World War III has just begun. Run for the closest strip club! Rocky... you and I need to sit together at the Terb party.
 

Taz

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rockyroad
First rule of wilderness survival. Never place yourself between a mother and her cub.lol
If all the dancers, mpas, and sps that were mothers quit we'd all be fighting over 5 ladies that were still working. The sex professions are a service industry, no more shameful than a drycleaner, unless your personel values make it otherwise. If you think it is wrong for a mother, how can it be right for a single lady? And if you feel it is somehow shameful how can you support by your patronage?
Less hypocrisy.....more fun!!
 

calloway

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Aphrodite said:
Calloway... You going to hold him in place for me dear?
Jenn....Rocky and I are going to be so polite and courteous (by obviously getting drunk)....that you and Bonnie are going to be swept off your feet with our charming charisma and personalities. Once we start to sober up and we're arguing over who gets the last taxi is when I'm a little more concerned that the violence may begin.
 

calloway

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Taz said:
First rule of wilderness survival. Never place yourself between a mother and her cub. lol
Taz.... I nominate you for the quote of the year! It's not even close. Can I get a seconder for the motion.... or is it unanimous? That was the funniest and most appropriate comment I have ever seen on Terb. I laughed so hard I spit out my crack pipe.......
 

calloway

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Aphrodite said:
Three things in life I do incredibly quickly...
#1....typing. #2....quick sensitivity recovery which allows you to have multiple orgasms. #3....diaper changing, especially after your daughter pisses on your hot buttered popcorn while you're fighting with Rockyroad.

Am I close?
 

calloway

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ulysses said:
Smokin' crack and typin' TERB at 6pm on a Wednesday, somebody arrest that man.
I bought the used pipe from you Ulysses! That comment had some rather tense historical perspective to it and I quite honestly had to think about it for a while. But what the hell... things have been rather nasty lately on Terb and I decided to let it rip to lighten the mood a little.

I remember taking lovely Jenn to task on her 300 word signature line when she first came to KW. Now Ulysses... do you really think she'll change a thing? If anything, she'll get pissed off even more and add another page. Just be quiet and don't upset her.... god don't upset her please.

In honour of Jenn, I would like to recommend that we all develop 300 word signature lines for one day. Make sure that one of the lines are... "The fur will fly". We'll send her 450 PM's over a 24 hour period (I know that maximum is 20) with our appreciation for organizing the KW Terb Party.
 

calloway

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Aphrodite said:
The full version...... I am sure I can accomodate you.
I've always wondered what your full version included! By the way, you've been doing a lot of tongue "sticking out" lately.... does it ever get tired or sore?
 
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