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shepherd

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In spite of my age, I am relatively new to most aspects this hobby. Went to a strip club this past week, and encountered difficulty. The stripper had perfume between her breasts, and some of it came off on my beard. I did not notice her perfume at the time, but after the dance when I was outside in the fresh air I sure did!!!!!

At a massage parlour there is a chance for a shower after, and of course, if one is having a call in one's hotel room there is not problem, but I can see much potential difficulty with one's significant other after a lap dance or incall appointment if one is not aware of the scent. Perhaps some of the ladies might comment on the need for perfume. I know it is feminine, but it does have the potential to cause problems for the unwarry, or those who do not have a good sense of smell.
 
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What, pray tell, was your beard doing between her breasts???
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shepherd

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Lyla:

Thanks for the comments. I am glad to have at least one response from the ladies. Do you wear purfume if you think there is any chance of putting the gentleman at risk? I would be interested if some others would also answer that question.

With respect to some of the advice given above, I think that I have a good nose, BUT the presence of perfume was not evident in my encounter, until after the fact. Probably the smokey atmosphere explains why my sniffer let me down.

Shepherd
 

gruntr

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Perfume does not only cling to skin and hair,it clings to clothes.You have to shower and change your clothes.I wonder how many wives realize there is something going on and dont say anything.If you admit to the midameanour of a strip club it lets you carry the evidence of a felony,so if your wife is a bit tolerant you can get away with seeing SPs under the guise of strippers.
 

james t kirk

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This is oh so true.

Nothing much really happened, but you go home "smelling like a tart's hankerchief" to quote sean connery in diamonds are forever.

First off, get rid of the beard. Not only are they disgusting to begin with, but they are a lot more difficult to get the smell out of.

Second of, always pass on a girl who has drowned herself in perfume.

Third, wash up, even if you have to stop at tim hortons on your way home.

I once knew a guy who when he knew was going to a strip joint carried a spare set of street cloths in his gym bag to change into. then would wash his face and hands at tim hortons on his way home.

Hope this helps
 

Sasha Jones

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I have never been a big fan of perfume.
I don't know why but I just never did like the smell of it.

I do however wear scents from the body shop regularly, they always smell like some type of fruit though. I suppose a fruity scent such as oranges or raspberries would be less incriminating than that of an actual perfume but what do I know!

I havve had the request to not wear any perfume, lipstick or other makeup on occasion and I happily comply. I suppose this would be harder to request from a dancer but it is possibly a request to keep in mind for SP's and Mp's
 

Jade4u

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I'm thinking of giving perfume to my favourite lady this Christmas. Any suggestions?
5th avenue or Eternity Moment. I think the fragrance in these two is just right not to mild and not too strong. You know you guys could always just start saying you love your cars to smell lovely and carrying a bottle of perfume in your cars to give it a nice aroma and then if you came home smelling of perfume it matches the cars smell. ;)
 

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I remember an old Terb suggestion that was .. To eliminate perfume detection.. stop for gas on the drive home.. just a drop covers up any unwanted scents and is easily explained ..:rolleyes:
 

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stacey4u2luv said:
5th avenue or Eternity Moment. I think the fragrance in these two is just right not to mild and not too strong. You know you guys could always just start saying you love your cars to smell lovely and carrying a bottle of perfume in your cars to give it a nice aroma and then if you came home smelling of perfume it matches the cars smell. ;)
On a similar note, I have had dancers who I refused dances with because of their perfume ask me to buy them some cologne that I use and they would wear that. Many will go and wash up to rid themselves of at least some of the odour....anything for a buck!
 

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Glitter = bad

Try explaining how you got glitter all over your clothes when the wife washes your shirts. Some of the girls I've seen wear that body lotion that leaves shiney specks all over. One stripper I saw long ago used to throw glitter on the guys sitting on "Gyno' Row". Now that takes some 'splainin' when you get home. :eek:

I can see it now:

"Yeah, Honey it's the craziest thing. You won't believe it! Me and the guys at the construction site were digging a hole, see. And we unearthed this weird looking box, see. We looked inside and, you're not going to belive this, there was a Fairy! No, no, not a fag but a real honest to God Fairy. And this Fairy was so happy at being released that she granted us all a wish, see. Then she sprinkled us with some sort of pixie dust and disappeared, see. So I guess that's where this sparkley stuff in my hair came from."

"Uhh, the beer on my breath? Oh, didn't I tell you? They let us drink at work now."

"My wish? Oh, it didn't take. You're still here.".

Fryin' pans a' flyin'.

Cheers,
Jack.
 

shepherd

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Dangerous ladies!!!

I was rather intrigued to see an old post of mine pop up. Interestingly, I gave serious consideration to writing another one in a similar vein about two weeks ago.

I had been out for dinner in a reasonably upscale dining room on a cold evening. When the meal was over I retreived my coat from an crowded coat rack. During the evening it had become squeezed in beside a woman's coat, and said woman had overused her perfume. Needless to say, my coat stunk, and because of the high collar, by the time I got home, my beard also smelled (Yes, I still have my beard).

The good news is that I had been having dinner with my wife, so there was no explaining to be done. It did make me wonder how many thoughtless women who overuse perfume have unintentionally caused problems in a marriage.

shepherd
 

great bear

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If you have a very bushy beard one can only wonder what it smells like after oral sex?
 
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