Okay Brap8... here's what I found. The ad is for a new Guelph MP in a small strip mall at 400 Speedvale. The place is called "Speedvale Aromatherapy" and is on the other side of #6 (Hanlon) from the better-known MP called “Guelph Aromatherapy”. I don’t believe that there is any connection and my first and possibly last impression is there can’t be. It may be new, but the overall quality is not even close to Guelph Aromatherapy… at least not yet.
Brand new place… maybe open for a week. The phone girl sounded great and I thought she said her name was Sara. I was hoping to obviously have the chance to be with her, but when I arrived a late 30’s EE lady by the name of Tina welcomed me. How a Russian lady could name herself Tina is another discussion. Maybe today it’s Tina and tomorrow Natasha. I did initially do the famous “get me out of here” glance, but I promised Brap8 I would donate my body to science and therefore followed through. $45 door fee for the ½ hour.
She was a nice lady and polite, but it was very difficult to communicate with her. My Mommy always taught me that if I can’t say something nice about someone, then I shouldn’t say anything. So I won’t describe her body any other way than ask you to think “older cougar” and leave it at that.
The room was sparse and empty with a night table at one end. That crappy paper was on the massage table that doctor’s use. She provided a very good massage. Try to visualize the type of massage you would see in the movies from a big Russian masseuse/therapist. Ended with a flip and she politely covered my privates up with a towel (a big towel LOL). I always love this part as they try to figure out whether you’re the LE or not by accidentally brushing certain areas and spots. Somehow through the translation we agreed on a NR for $60 tip and finished “Russian-style”. How else right? She really did try and be sensual and sweet, but honestly I had to close eyes and think of last night’s Victoria Secrets fashion show on TV. In particular Heidi Klum.
I asked about a shower and she walked me to the back. I was somewhat distressed when I saw a room with a mattress on the floor and a blanket. If TOV reads this, he’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Construction must still be going on as a new dryer was in the back and it looked like the shower was just put in. No soap and had to ask for some. They’re just not set up yet I guess. On my way out…. guess who I see? The cute phone girl that I assumed was Sara. I asked if she was only the phone girl and she proceed to depress me by telling me she was also an attendant. Damm! So now it’s up to you Brap8. Go ahead and see beautiful Sara and depress me even more with an explicit description of your awesome session with her. If a newbie ever wanted to know what “taking on for the team” meant, this would be the ideal review to send him. Good luck and let us know what happens!