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Okay Brap8..... I'll donate my body to science and try to see this person tomorrow. I did notice the ad and was obviously curious as well. It will be interesting to see what a "classic" attendant looks like.... hopefully not 60 years of age.
Okay Brap8..... I'll donate my body to science and try to see this person tomorrow. I did notice the ad and was obviously curious as well. It will be interesting to see what a "classic" attendant looks like.... hopefully not 60 years of age.
Okay Brap8... here's what I found. The ad is for a new Guelph MP in a small strip mall at 400 Speedvale. The place is called "Speedvale Aromatherapy" and is on the other side of #6 (Hanlon) from the better-known MP called “Guelph Aromatherapy”. I don’t believe that there is any connection and my first and possibly last impression is there can’t be. It may be new, but the overall quality is not even close to Guelph Aromatherapy… at least not yet.
Brand new place… maybe open for a week. The phone girl sounded great and I thought she said her name was Sara. I was hoping to obviously have the chance to be with her, but when I arrived a late 30’s EE lady by the name of Tina welcomed me. How a Russian lady could name herself Tina is another discussion. Maybe today it’s Tina and tomorrow Natasha. I did initially do the famous “get me out of here” glance, but I promised Brap8 I would donate my body to science and therefore followed through. $45 door fee for the ½ hour.
She was a nice lady and polite, but it was very difficult to communicate with her. My Mommy always taught me that if I can’t say something nice about someone, then I shouldn’t say anything. So I won’t describe her body any other way than ask you to think “older cougar” and leave it at that.
The room was sparse and empty with a night table at one end. That crappy paper was on the massage table that doctor’s use. She provided a very good massage. Try to visualize the type of massage you would see in the movies from a big Russian masseuse/therapist. Ended with a flip and she politely covered my privates up with a towel (a big towel LOL). I always love this part as they try to figure out whether you’re the LE or not by accidentally brushing certain areas and spots. Somehow through the translation we agreed on a NR for $60 tip and finished “Russian-style”. How else right? She really did try and be sensual and sweet, but honestly I had to close eyes and think of last night’s Victoria Secrets fashion show on TV. In particular Heidi Klum.
I asked about a shower and she walked me to the back. I was somewhat distressed when I saw a room with a mattress on the floor and a blanket. If TOV reads this, he’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Construction must still be going on as a new dryer was in the back and it looked like the shower was just put in. No soap and had to ask for some. They’re just not set up yet I guess. On my way out…. guess who I see? The cute phone girl that I assumed was Sara. I asked if she was only the phone girl and she proceed to depress me by telling me she was also an attendant. Damm! So now it’s up to you Brap8. Go ahead and see beautiful Sara and depress me even more with an explicit description of your awesome session with her. If a newbie ever wanted to know what “taking on for the team” meant, this would be the ideal review to send him. Good luck and let us know what happens!
Brand new place… maybe open for a week. The phone girl sounded great and I thought she said her name was Sara. I was hoping to obviously have the chance to be with her, but when I arrived a late 30’s EE lady by the name of Tina welcomed me. How a Russian lady could name herself Tina is another discussion. Maybe today it’s Tina and tomorrow Natasha. I did initially do the famous “get me out of here” glance, but I promised Brap8 I would donate my body to science and therefore followed through. $45 door fee for the ½ hour.
She was a nice lady and polite, but it was very difficult to communicate with her. My Mommy always taught me that if I can’t say something nice about someone, then I shouldn’t say anything. So I won’t describe her body any other way than ask you to think “older cougar” and leave it at that.
The room was sparse and empty with a night table at one end. That crappy paper was on the massage table that doctor’s use. She provided a very good massage. Try to visualize the type of massage you would see in the movies from a big Russian masseuse/therapist. Ended with a flip and she politely covered my privates up with a towel (a big towel LOL). I always love this part as they try to figure out whether you’re the LE or not by accidentally brushing certain areas and spots. Somehow through the translation we agreed on a NR for $60 tip and finished “Russian-style”. How else right? She really did try and be sensual and sweet, but honestly I had to close eyes and think of last night’s Victoria Secrets fashion show on TV. In particular Heidi Klum.
I asked about a shower and she walked me to the back. I was somewhat distressed when I saw a room with a mattress on the floor and a blanket. If TOV reads this, he’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Construction must still be going on as a new dryer was in the back and it looked like the shower was just put in. No soap and had to ask for some. They’re just not set up yet I guess. On my way out…. guess who I see? The cute phone girl that I assumed was Sara. I asked if she was only the phone girl and she proceed to depress me by telling me she was also an attendant. Damm! So now it’s up to you Brap8. Go ahead and see beautiful Sara and depress me even more with an explicit description of your awesome session with her. If a newbie ever wanted to know what “taking on for the team” meant, this would be the ideal review to send him. Good luck and let us know what happens!
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Doh, Tina? I had her at the place on Hiway 7 between KW and Guelph. Her Cell phone kept ringing and she kept answering it. It sounds like they are trying to cash in on Guelph Aromatherapy's better name
there seems to be a mix up in names went there again and ask fro sarah and got a different girl. seems that there is a lady there who;s real name is sarah and its getting a little confusing ?, so the sarah that i think we know is now amy. so i got my massage from amy . not much of a massage but very good in other places with a good release, and a great view ....... 45 dollar room fee plus 60 tip
Re: Guelph Massage
It sounds like you've made some changes. Hopefully your place has improved because my one and only visit was average at best.
Hey Chrissy... self promotion or "shilling" as it's called here on Terb is frowned upon by many. In just one day, you have promoted your MP in three different threads. Play it smart and promote your business in the advertising section. Now did you get massaged by Lola.... or is Chrissy actually Lola?chrissy said:
It sounds like you've made some changes. Hopefully your place has improved because my one and only visit was average at best.
Shill - Shill - Shill - Shill
Chrissy - you'd better get yourself some advertising space and don't waste our time with 3 postings about this shabby place - I tried 2 of your girls already, and I was not impressed at all. Not only were they unattractive but the service was below average.
So please take it somwhere else...
Chrissy - you'd better get yourself some advertising space and don't waste our time with 3 postings about this shabby place - I tried 2 of your girls already, and I was not impressed at all. Not only were they unattractive but the service was below average.
So please take it somwhere else...
So I take from the postings that none of the 3 Guelph MPs are worth going to at the present time?
They need to improve with ladies and service?
They need to improve with ladies and service?
I still believe that Guelph Aromatherapy is the best and most consistent of the Guelph MP's. The problem will all these MP's is that the girls change constantly and quality can go up and down.... no pun intended!goalie000 said:
The most recent addition is the one Chrissy is promoting, which is also on Speedvale, but on the other side of Hwy #6 (Hanlon). She assures me that things have improved and will check her out soon. Trust me.... I will post.
whoa whoa whoa so now there 3 mp's in guelph??
i know of blue lagoon and the one on speedvale on the other side of the hanlon, but i thought that was guelph aroma therapy, where is this so called 3rd one?
i know of blue lagoon and the one on speedvale on the other side of the hanlon, but i thought that was guelph aroma therapy, where is this so called 3rd one?
Also on Speedvale... Guelph Aromatherapy is 226 Speedvale West and "Speedvale" Aromatherapy is 400 Speedvale West. Don't make me type Speedvale anymore!milfhunter said:
Amy in Guelph
Hello All. I haven't reviewed here for a VERY long time, but as I actually LIVE in the Royal City (someone has to), I thought I'd try this new Speedvale Aromatherapy on the West side of the Hanlon in Guelph. Met at the door by 2 lovely lookin gals, and I guess it was Amy's turn as I didn't request anyone in particular. She absolutely MADE my evening!!
I have to admit I actually had be BEST time that I ever had for a spa in Guelph, having been to both of the 'other' ones and not actually having much success at getting the full-body treatment, even after tipping my usual amount. I've always had a lot better success at either London or Toronto
Amy's massage was very gentle (the way I like it), we had a great conversation and found we have a mutual interest sexually.
I've only met her the once, but I expect to be back for more rounds with Amy (maybe she could Domme me sometime?) !!
Recommendable with highest esteem
Hello All. I haven't reviewed here for a VERY long time, but as I actually LIVE in the Royal City (someone has to), I thought I'd try this new Speedvale Aromatherapy on the West side of the Hanlon in Guelph. Met at the door by 2 lovely lookin gals, and I guess it was Amy's turn as I didn't request anyone in particular. She absolutely MADE my evening!!
I have to admit I actually had be BEST time that I ever had for a spa in Guelph, having been to both of the 'other' ones and not actually having much success at getting the full-body treatment, even after tipping my usual amount. I've always had a lot better success at either London or Toronto
Amy's massage was very gentle (the way I like it), we had a great conversation and found we have a mutual interest sexually.
I've only met her the once, but I expect to be back for more rounds with Amy (maybe she could Domme me sometime?) !!
Recommendable with highest esteem
