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Alucard

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went to the beef baron tonight and almost wanted to leave as soon as I got there. I stayed for a bit but it wasn't the right setting.

The good :
- Lighting (you won't miss a thing there)
- The ladies ( there were some really good looking ladies there and there seemed to be a lot for the amount of customers) they also like to shed the panties early unlike solid gold where they keep them on forever
- TV's I get to watch sports !
- Free table dances 7:30 pm and 1 am
- tuesdays 2 for 1 vip

The bad : - Stage was an island and wasn't really that great
with the poles in bad position with some of the lights
that flash in your face at bad times
- The area.... don't walk alone in this area of town...
actually don't walk even if you have people with you
- The general feel of the bar: it looks like a barn
from the outside and is basically one inside, it feels
western with shady elements, there wasn't a lot of
people there and the ones that were seemed a bit
of an older crowd
- the place seemed a bit small and there was only 1
stage

The ugly: - music... yeah it was all rock staurdays but most of the
songs were stuff my parents would listen too... and
not the good old stuff either...


All things considered I'm not sure if I'd go back anytime soon but I might check it out again just because I believe in second chances.
Final Score 5/10
 

thecoolguyms72

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I guess it depends on what you go to a strip club for. If I were going out with a crowd or taking some business clients out to a strip club, this wouldn't be my choice in London. I'd probably choose Legends, then Solid Gold. And I personally think that those two aren't all that good, but are more upscale and cleaner, but their VIP's aren't very private, and the mileage is very hit an miss, even more miss at Legends.

I'm often in town on my own on business and am dressed in a suit or business casual and never feel out of place at the Beef. Not to mention the women tend to be as hot as other places in London, and much more fun in the VIP, especially during the day with the right ladies. Sure, the Beef isn't a high end place, but it's not in that bad of an area of town at York and Adelaide, there are much worse I could think of like Blondies on Dundas East. It's not very fancy, although they just replaced all of the chairs with new ones and painted the VIP area! LOL. It's not too bad for what I get out of it. If your main complaints are that the stage is an island, some lights flash once in a while, and the crowd is older, not to mention a little rock 'n roll, then I think you could have done a lot worse. But, then again, that stuff may not be your bag, and you are certainly entitled to your opinion. If I didn't enjoy it at a place, I wouldn't bother going back either.

Alucard, if you want some pointers on the Beef, feel free to PM me, otherwise try it again with a bit more open mind that it's not a high end place, find a girl you like and take her to the VIP and enjoy. If you don't like it after that, then don't go back, I know I wouldn't.

Coolguy.
 

spankit2

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Gee alucard with a handle like that you'd think this would be the place you'd want to be, ALUCARD-DRACULA. I also like the Beef to Gerald.


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Alucard

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everyone can have their own opinion. I've decided to post mine for others who look for the same qualities in a club that I do. I guess I may have been expecting something different when I went (and so where the people I went with. so I guess my opinion may have been swayed by theirs too )
I think it would have felt like a better area of town if I didn't walk there. I went over to solid gold that night and stayed for a bit. There were so many university students there and the place was packed which I guess could have been a minus in some books. though one must admit there are some things that could improve at the beef

ps: I actually like rock music...the stuff that was playing while I was there wasn't that great though
 

Hepcat

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I've always liked the island stage at the Beef Baron! And I agree that some of the dancers are hot - I particularly like Ecstasy! Here's my review:

Just as I was about to call it a night at the Beef Baron, I spotted a tiny, perfect vision of loveliness. She was dancing under the name of Ecstasy but told me I could call her Angelique. Ecstasy is an exotically beautiful 5'4" 110 pound Columbian girl with jet black hair and exquisite captivating eyes. She told me that she'd only been working a couple of weeks but I assumed that all Latinas are instinctively skilled at pleasing a man.

She uncovered herself to reveal luscious B/C-cups topped with thick nicely detailed nipples and dark red/brown areola that must have measured a full 3" in diameter. Moreover, her areola were very generously dotted with clearly defined Montgomery's glands! All in all, the most mouth watering tits I could remember seeing in a stripclub in a good long time! A tiny waist, a tight little ass and smooth, flawless skin completed the package.

She's also blessed with generously thick and meaty labia minora and I could pick out details like her Bartholin's glands when she splayed her vagina wide open for my close and unhurried inspection! Like Eden, she at first languorously stroked the treasure between her legs but soon picked up the pace as she seemingly lost herself in the pleasure of her own touch! I was absolutely transfixed by the way her rose petal labia parted delicately as her fingers danced within! All the while she gazed seductively into my eyes until lost in ecstasy she dreamily closed her own.

Eventually she noticed that I was twitching and straining for closer contact which she was kind enough to provide in the form of side lounges and a light teasing rear grind - but all a bit furtively as the lap dance police at the Beef Baron seem to be quite conscientious most nights!

Club Decor 8.00
Face 8.25
Body 9.50
Attitude/Personality 9.00
Technique 8.00
Mileage 7.50

Not to be missed when in London - particularly since her technique seems to improve with experience!


My only qualm against the Beef Baron is that I've found mileage to be better at Solid Gold! What's your experience been in this regard?
 
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Goober Mcfly

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I can't believe I just did a Google search for "Bartholin's glands".

Nice biolog....errr...review Hepcat! And Coolguy, drop me a PM next time you're in town. Mom wants to see ya.
 

UncleLib

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Mileage...

..is really dependent on the dancer you get. I've gotten air dances at the Beef and I've gotten...well let's just say that it's more than one would expect at most MPs never mind SCs. In general however, mileage is usually better at the Beef especially during the day.

UL
 

thecoolguyms72

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I have to agree with UncleLib on this one. During the day during the week, lots of good choices.

As for Hepcat, well, I've seen Ecstasy, and she is all that he says she is looks-wise, what a hot little package she is. Her mileage isn't quite up to par from that standpoint, but she is so sexy and hot that she makes up for the reduced grindage factor.

Goober, tell your Mom to keep her panties on!!!! I will probably be in London on the 5th, let her know, she can warm up for me!
 

Alucard

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master of my domain eh? it sounds like seinfeld
lets just say I don't think I'd win the contest
 
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