I've worked for many managers over the years, and not all are bad, but so many are so bad, and such extreme characters, I just have to sit back and laugh at some of the things I have experienced.
1)Employee:I'm so excited I delivered the project ahead of schedule.
Manager: Well, then it wasn't scheduled properly was it?
2)Manager:How many years did you go to university?
Employee: 4 years.
Manager: All those year wasted.
3)Manager holds up employees work in front of all the other employees and shouts 'look at this shit'.
4)Manager has a feedback questionaire. Tells the secretary to quickly type up the results just before a meeting and hurries into the meeting. He has not yet read the results. THe secretary says 'I think you should read this first'. Manager says 'no time'. The results are posted at the front of the room. One coment says 'NOT ONLY IS THIS GUY USELESS AS A MANAGER, HE's USELESS AS A PERSON TOO'. That was one of the nicer ones. After that comment one employee leans over to another one and says 'frank'.
I heard this story, and I just coudn't stop laughing. I knew this manager well.
5)Had a survey. THe manager gets into his weekly dept meeting and starts telling everyone how they answered the survey incorrectly. Ever since then when a new survey came out, the employees all asked 'where are the answers'.
6)Every week the manager says he wants comments from all his employees on how to improve the dept. THis has to be done during the weekly dept meeting. So, after each employee would say his piece, the manager would say 'good idea--DO IT'. Now, all these employees are overworked to begin with. So, after a few weeks, everyone wouldn't say anything. The manager got REALLY PISSED OFF. He couldn't understand why no one would suggest anything.
7)Manager forces everyone to comment on what they were doing and the general state of affairs of what they thought of their job. THis was done in the dept meeting. I knew this was going to be tricky, so being the politician I was I knew I could only say positive things. I said 'This job I have is challenging and interesting and I really like it'. A week later I was taken off the project and put on something I hated, and never given the opportunity to go back to the original job. A colleague of mine coudn't believe it. He even sent an email out to the whole dept a week later congratulating me on my new job.
8)Company about to go bankrupt. It's already announced bankruptcy process has begun. Manager makes all his employees work evenings and weekends with no pay, so he can look good and get promoted.
AH MANAGERS. THEY'RE QUITE A BREED.
1)Employee:I'm so excited I delivered the project ahead of schedule.
Manager: Well, then it wasn't scheduled properly was it?
2)Manager:How many years did you go to university?
Employee: 4 years.
Manager: All those year wasted.
3)Manager holds up employees work in front of all the other employees and shouts 'look at this shit'.
4)Manager has a feedback questionaire. Tells the secretary to quickly type up the results just before a meeting and hurries into the meeting. He has not yet read the results. THe secretary says 'I think you should read this first'. Manager says 'no time'. The results are posted at the front of the room. One coment says 'NOT ONLY IS THIS GUY USELESS AS A MANAGER, HE's USELESS AS A PERSON TOO'. That was one of the nicer ones. After that comment one employee leans over to another one and says 'frank'.
I heard this story, and I just coudn't stop laughing. I knew this manager well.
5)Had a survey. THe manager gets into his weekly dept meeting and starts telling everyone how they answered the survey incorrectly. Ever since then when a new survey came out, the employees all asked 'where are the answers'.
6)Every week the manager says he wants comments from all his employees on how to improve the dept. THis has to be done during the weekly dept meeting. So, after each employee would say his piece, the manager would say 'good idea--DO IT'. Now, all these employees are overworked to begin with. So, after a few weeks, everyone wouldn't say anything. The manager got REALLY PISSED OFF. He couldn't understand why no one would suggest anything.
7)Manager forces everyone to comment on what they were doing and the general state of affairs of what they thought of their job. THis was done in the dept meeting. I knew this was going to be tricky, so being the politician I was I knew I could only say positive things. I said 'This job I have is challenging and interesting and I really like it'. A week later I was taken off the project and put on something I hated, and never given the opportunity to go back to the original job. A colleague of mine coudn't believe it. He even sent an email out to the whole dept a week later congratulating me on my new job.
8)Company about to go bankrupt. It's already announced bankruptcy process has begun. Manager makes all his employees work evenings and weekends with no pay, so he can look good and get promoted.
AH MANAGERS. THEY'RE QUITE A BREED.